The Skyrim forums have a thread like this going, and seeing as I think we can do better than "Do you get to the Cloud district very often,"now we have one too.

The topic is simple: what are some of your favorite quotes/lines of dialog within Fallout New Vegas?

My favorite one has to come from No Bark.

"I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, 'cause it means he's hiding it from you.

If a man's wearing his pants on his head or if he says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you."

I was going to quote Caesar's lecture on synthesis, but its a bit long.

"The Kings are about an idea, you see? Where every man is free to follow his own path, do his own thing. Where every man is a king in his own right."

- The King

*swoon*

"jumpin jesus on a pogo stick!"

"Hey man, when in Rome."

"The weak must die"

"If you want to see the fate of democracies, look out the windows."-Robert House.

"I don't have a mama or papa anymore. I see them sometimes when I take off my medicine, but they can't stay" - The Forecaster

"He lives by his lies and shall die by his lies. There is no escaping it" - Joshua Graham about Caesar

"For every 43.6 savages we killed, we lost one of our own. We needed a new home. We needed Nellis." - Pete

"Seansationalist hooey, cooked up by superstitious yokels seeing phantoms of their own imaging" - No-bark Nooan

"I'm going to get some extra ammo, a few bottles of whiskey, then show them how Cassidys settle accounts" - Cass

"You have to understand, Graham was the toughest son of a gun anyone around these parts had ever seen." - Chief Hanlon

"Just a hunter, out here killing things and hoping their hides fetch more than the bullets cost to kill 'em" - Wasteland Adventurer about himself

"First deadbeat we hired to do the job canceled. Hope the storm from the Divide skins him alive. Well, that's where you came in." - Jonshon Nash

"It's heaven - until you find that all the glitter is made of broken dreams and all the praise hides a knife pointing at your ribs." - Carlitos

"In fact, there's more hope in wrangling Brahmin with my grandmother's stocking than inspiring these troppers" - Private sixton

"You're sniffing up the wrong skirt. Try me again when you're tall, blonde and female" - Corporal Betsy

"Let me guess. You want to know my secret - how I got my beard to grow in so thick" - Big Beard

"The people need light and kindness, there's too much fear and pain out there already" - Kate

"Drink. Tea is strong. Tea is bitter. Wisdom is strong. Wisdom is bitter. You see?" - White Bird

"The new kids don't even get body armor, can you believe that?" - Arms Merchant

"There's only one important player in the town, and that's Mr. House." - Carlitos

"Kimball's Kimball, not sure which end is his ass or his head" - Ranger Ghost

"Crocker. Can. Kiss. My. Sweet. Republic. Ass. " - NCR Tropper

"Whiskey and land mines don't go together" - Pete

"Roar! I'm a dinosaur!" - Mini Boomer

TAKE DRUGS

KILL A BEAR

"Go, my creation! Kill them in the name of all that is MOBIUS!"

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also no-barks lines are funny, obviously.... favourites "Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in." and the one about "what I says got bite", can't remember how it goes though.

They asked me if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics!

We shall see how brave you are when nailed to Hoover Dam, your body facing west so that you may watch your world die.

IT IS I, DR. MOBIUS TRANSMITTING FROM MY DOME-SHAPED... DOME IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE. A ZONE THAT IS, YES, FORBIDDEN TO YOU!!!

Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? You'd have a lot of pent-up anger too!

How are you, that do not know your history?

"Truth is... The game was rigged from the start."

btw: you all just lost the game.

fixed. maybe.

"Do you get to the Cloud district very often?"

Ohhh crap..... wrong forum. That was my number one pick for Skyrim. Such a hard choice since Skyrim was full of memorable dialog...

Seriously though, I dont think it counts as a quote but the ending slides of Dead Money gives me chills, so thats where my vote is.

"Ooh, got something good for me? Is it a dress?"

(the first hundred times, anyway...)

"What the hell. You're that courier Benny wasted back in Goodsprings. You're supposed to be dead."

"I got better."

"After all my years iv been alive the only thing i know for certain is i ain't know nothing"

"When the NCR is... ashes... Then Courier, you have my permission to die." -Ulysses

"You see, madness is like GRAVITY! It only needs alittle Push" -Yes Man on top of hoover dam.

"Come with me into hell atheist and we shall see whos right" -Joshua Graham

Dammit i wish i still have that picture, you guys would love it. At my old apartment i spray painted You can go home Courier on the wall. It was pretty cool, totally worth the fine.

LMAO and always pointing at that whenever someone comes over to collect your rent

"Feed a man for free. He'll be back asking for more. Feed a man a bullet. You won't hear from him again." Beatrix Russell

"Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time." Beatrix Russell

"The day I set my flag down, it'll be over my body or over a nation I believe in." Ulysses

"If war doesn't change, men must change, and so must their symbols. Know what you follow, even if it is nothing at all." Ulysses

"America sleeps ahead of you, its nightmares filled with quakes, storms. You'll need to find your own path." Ulysses

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a..." just kidding.

"Bring all your weapons, bring your convictions, your flag of the bull, two-headed bear... or whatever flag you're carrying now." - Ulysses

"A tribe called 'Enseeyar'" - Follows-Chalk

"You've heard of the Sierra Madre Casino. We all have..." - Elijah

Did anyone manage to get Ulysses to actually say that in-game?

I could quote here the whole conversations of Caesar and House (questioning and finding out about their agenda); but you all know how those went.

"Oooooooh! I'm a ghost here to haunt you."

"I'm coming for you Benny."

"Well you'll have to make a better offer then that, or your uh....chip outta' luck."

"Joshua, put a cap in General Gobldiegook here."

-Courier 6.

"Let's keep things in the groove hey, smooth moves, smooooth"

"I hear 'dig' from you babe and all I can think of is a shovel."

- Benny

Courier: I tried human flesh once. Mmm mmm good. Tell me all your secrets?

Courier: Boy, I... sure would like some drugs. Do you know where I could buy some drugs?

Dr. Klein: NOW IT'S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY ERECT HAND-pencsES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM INTO ANYTHING, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS.

Dr. Klein: YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY THIS INTERCOM THING. IT MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE SOME KIND OF... SKY-GOD!