Mine is in my sig. What about you?

War, war never changes....

Harold: Where were the mutants coming from?
Vault Dweller: Everywhere! Hell, seemed like you couldn't fart without hitting one. But mostly in the northwest.
Vault Dweller: You farted Northwest?
Harold: [laughs] Pretty good... Noo...



Sinthia: Hey darling, how are you doing?
Vault Dweller: Just fine, but I could be better.
Sinthia: Maybe I can help you with that.
Vault Dweller: I woudn't let my dog touch you.

CHRIS AVELONE LOVES YOU!!!

I've become quite fond of "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber".

Second.

My next favorite was when random enemies in FO1&2 would shout "TAKE IT ALL!"

For FO3... I'd have to say my favorite is the joke: "Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic."

Any joke from the robotic butlers.
I tell all my geekling friends them.

One word: Sulik. Two words: Sulik quotes.
Myron's: "Aieeee I'm hit!!! Oh wait, you missed. Forget the first part."
And the toilet guy in Vault city.

Edit: Woah, speaking of Myron...

Myron: Why the hell not? Let's blow this popsicle stand.
Chosen One: It's 106 miles to Arroyo, we got a full fusion cell, half a pack of Radaway, it's midnight, and I'm wearing a 50-year old Vault 13 jumpsuit. Let's hit it.

Myron: And I say, 'okay, what timeframe we looking at?' He goes - of course - 'yesterday.' Crime lords. Want everything done fast and sloppy. At least they don't have a marketing department.

Chosen One: Stay close.
Myron: Eh...all right. You ain't hitting on me, are you?
Chosen One: When I hit you, you'll know. Now let's go.

i agree

Lug-Nut's in my signature :rofl:

"Welcome to Beth's Palace of Pleasure!"
-Sid

"Take it, take it hard!"
"Holy crap, my eyes dangling by the freaking optic nerve here!"
"*whistle* Daisy, Daisy!"
"We be fightin' de bad spirits now."
"Semper...*cough*...Fi."

Damn, wish i had a limit to break....

and someone else reminded me of "*cough* *cough* need... more... action points!!"

Oh cassidy

Fixed it for ya. It's a "Limit Break". From FF I think.

"You not ghoul!"
-Harry, Fallout 1

"I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed stepchild!"
-Vic, Fallout 2

I particularly love how the Vault-13 Overseer talks to you in Fallout 1 if you're playing a "stupid" character. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuBjeLiWhek

I forget the particulars but your discussion about your days back in the village with Renesco in Fallout 2 always make me chuckle.

Renesco: (Glares at you, then snorts.) Name's Renesco. Just tell me what it is you want, you, well, whatever it is you are.

(Squints at you.) You look like one of those sun-worshipping primates under all that get-up.

Chosen one: I'm from a village to the northwest. Arroyo.

(Renesco glares at you in silence.)

Chosen one: I think you'd like Arroyo. It's a peaceful village. Except for the plants possessed by evil spirits..and of course, the temple of trials filled with those deadly spear traps and the man-eating giant ants.

(Renesco continues to glare at you.)

Chosen one: And sometimes the elder gets upset at little things, like..heh-heh..that one night when I ignored my vow of celibacy and snuck out with Reyna - Whose - Legs - Crush - With - Strength - of - Thousand - Snakes to the Arroyo canyon.

(Renesco gives you a withering stare.)

Chosen one: It was like yesterday. Reyna's body glowed like silver in the moonlight when she knelt down and..hey, you know what? You might like the elder. She's about your age.

(Renesco continues to glare at you as if he could somehow make you disappear just by imagining it hard enough.)

Chosen one: Did I mention Arroyo was founded by my ancestor, the holy Vault Dweller? He made a legendary journey from the south after defeating a great evil. (Puff up chest and stare proudly into the distance.) Now, *I* am the deliverer of my tribe, chosen to search for the holy GECK!

(Renesco's glare crumbles.)

Renesco: GECK? As in 'Garden of Eden Creation Kit?' Comes with a basic replicator unit, holodisc reader with selections from the library of congress, and a little pen flashlight?

Chosen one: Yes, but that's not important right now. I haven't finished telling you about Arroyo.

xD

Oh and the Elton John comment

Chosen one: Rocketman, huh? Know the line in that Elton John song, "Rocketman, burning off the mmmncfnfm there at home?" What's he really saying there?

(Renesco glares at you. It looks like he is undressing you mentally, then tearing you limb from limb.)

Chosen one: Nevermind, then.

Lool

Third. There's alot of truth to that quote.

?'ve seen this so many times, but it's still so nostalgically hilarious, it almost makes me cry :lmao:

Gizmo: "Izo, get me a set of kneecaps."

PC: "That's only going to happen when a paper dog chases an asbestos cat through hell."

Just about every line Harold has to say in both FO1 and 2 (I seriously hate what Beth did to him, so I'm refusing to call FO3's abomination 'Harold').

I'm refusing to call the FO3 abomination 'canon'

That aside, Harold was a great dialogue

"I'm great for bein' dead!" He loved that joke, god he loved it

"I brought you in this world......I think you know the rest."

It doesn't go exactly like this, but at some point when you speak to an Enclave soldier over a communicator during FO2:

Enclave: Let me clarify. If you don't show me some proper ID, I'm going to have to call in a squad to dispose of you.

Chosen One: Let me clarify. If you don't let me through here within the next ten seconds, I'm going to be wearing your @$$ for a shoe... I laughed so hard the first time I saw that.

I think the Vault Dweller has to have some of the most kickass lines in the entire Fallout series:

Gizmo: Get your butt in here and sit down. We got some business to discuss.
Vault Dweller: It looks like there's enough butt in here already.

Jain: Are you a child?
Vault Dweller: Lady, do I look that young to you?

And of course, let's not forget the iconic ending to The Master.

Vault Dweller: Excuse me while I gloat.

:rofl:
I should really consider playing a dumb toon!

Mine has to be: Life in the Vault ....... is about to change.