"God sent us two angels, and at least one o' them had a .308 caliber flaming sword of justice with a telescopic sight".

Dont you laugh at me i know a spell that will show your true from....Cave rat taught it to me!-No barc the greatest philosopher in the fallout universe

The information you have isn't correct. Cass says this in reference to when you kill Mr. House due to that strange tube thing coming from his crotch. My favorite line is heard when you start attacking yes man "bad robot, baaaaad robot."

Being an asian female character, the very beginning causes me to laugh every time.

I don't remember the exact lines, but something like:

Doc Mitchell: I take pride in my needlework, but maybe you should take a look to see if I left anything out.

*hands over the reflectron which defaults to the caucasian male*

Me: *blinks* Um, doc....

Fallout:New Gender :laugh:

Boone: "If we get any closer to Legion territory, I'm going to start shooting. Is that a problem?"
Courier: "That's not a problem. That's a solution."
Boone: "Damn right. You and me, just a couple of problem solvers."

I stumbled across this dialog just two days ago... in my third playthrough:

Cass: Why the hell we wandering so much anyway? Nothing against the Mojave exept the dust, heat, and scorpions, but...
Courier: Looking for a man who shot me.
Cass: A man who shot you. *slowly, doubting*
Courier: Twice. In the head.
Cass: And you got better. *slowly again*
Courier: A doctor helped path me up.
Cass: Two shots in the head without an Auto-Doc is a lot of patching. Hope you thanked him properly.
Who's this snake that put bullets in your head? Did he have cause, or...?
Courier: He wanted somethin I was carrying.
Cass: So he robbed you? Robbing a courier's low, and any family or group he's with is going to get a black eye for it.
Caravan code of the wastes is you don't f**k with the one who brings you your mail, and you don't f**k with your supply line.
Hope this sh*thead knows what he's in for. From both of us... what's his name?
Courer: Benny, wore a checkered suit.
Cass: Can't say I've heard the name. Or heard about any man dressed like a seat cover.
Still... suit means money, and suit stand out, especially here in the Mojave. One of the larger towns, or Vegas, might be the place to go.
Don't you worry, though, we'll sort this a**hole out, rattle his cage a little.

I was touched - she seems to be the only one who actually askes the Courier about her story. And it took me so long to find.

ah... and

closing in on Cottonwood Cove for the first time with Boone:

Boone: We're near a Legion slave camp now. I've ... been here before. Let's get one thing straight. I see any crimson, I'm taking the shot. You don't like that, you're on your own.
Courier: As long as you don't mind me joining the fun.
Boone: I don't think I'd hold it agains you.

When you talk to Boone about his past, and what the slogan was,

"The last thing you never see"
;)

"I'd really like my beret back, please." ----Said by Boone if you take his beret out of his inventory. Maybe worded a bit differently.

Lines said when you aim a weapon at a companion:

Veronica: "Why do we hurt the ones we care about the most?"
Arcade: "Um…what's up?"
Raul: "I wouldn't be too concerned, were it not for the maniacal gleam in your eye."

and Scerijne, how did you get that dialogue with Cass?

The whole Conversation with Boxcars. The whole Conversation when you 1st meet up with Cass.

Courier "What Happened here"

Boxcars "The Legion happened What the (Censored) it look like

The whole conversations even better if your Rep is Vilified with the Grangers.

Boxcars "Oh look who it is its the (Grim Censored Reaper)".

"them doctors can say all they want about them radscorpian stings that done pierced my skull."

the reason for no-bark's insanity

"i always have time for a game of caravan, but not for the game, but because if you look at the cards enough you can see the future."

the reason for no-bark's poverty.

After you've had her as your companion for a while, just enter into dialog with her

Cass's entire opening rant about the NCR and the statue; absolutely priceless.

That rant made me decide to take her on as a companion, even if she was crap in combat at first.

The "cocktube" comment is hilarious as well, since Cass seems to love to play it at random moments; I've talked to her like five hours after killing House and she just randomly says it.

Raul when sneaking (paraphrased): "Sure Boss, because a ghoul in a Vaquero outfit blends right in..."

Drunk Guy: "Hey is this where I can pick up one of those laser guns?"

Me: "Sorry I can't let you in. It's Company Policy.

Drunk Guy: "Sounds like a stupid policy to me"

Not a funny one but awesome because of when it occurred.

I dont know if anyone said this already this one already but when doing the mission Three Card Bounty and talking to Little Buster in Mccaren

"Im all about risking my life and all but I am little sensitive about my a**hole" :dance:

Not a funny line, but powerful. From when Boone and I were visiting Bitter Springs for the first time.

Right behind me, I heard a quiet, pained whisper: "Christ. They put the graveyard here."

Gave me CHILLS.

You're making me carry the heavy stuff, aren't you ? Veronica

LOL i was quoted

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Ausir/New_Year%27s_first_dev_quote_round_up

"Benny has been ...handled..." (The black widow way :whistling:).

He says it the same way everytime, but when using the BW option that "...handled" part sounds different

When you complete the quest for Boone in Novac, and ask him if he's an outlaw. He goes into a somewhat lengthy explanation of how, with death so common, people don't care so much about who did it. That they're too scared, or something like that, anyways probably. And then he goes on to say something like:

"Besides, I was on break."

Absolutely priceless.

Another one would be the chef of the White Glove Society. If you have a very high medical skill(which I did), your character can observe the fact that he appears to lash out at people due to a poor childhood. Philippe's the guy's name. And he goes on to deny it, angrily, while saying something like,
"You think that I yell at people because my dad left us when I was five!? Or because my mom was a chem addict fiend that had men come over every day that asked me to called them 'Uncle!?' Or because my sisters locked me in a crate when they didn't want me around!? Or because my older brother...Oh my God, how could they do that to me?" The way he says the last part so quickly was pretty funny, too. As well as the fact that he quits and says that you can take the job and do the cooking, saying something along the lines thereafter of, "But it won't ever fill the cavity in your heart."

There's some cool, but unfunny, statements that I can't actually think of. Like most others, I really love Benny's one line at the introduction of the game-and the introduction in general.

Edit: One that was pretty unexpected, for me, was when I was speaking to Mr. House. I asked him if he was going to be a dictator then. He said, "I prefer the term 'autocrat.'" The unexpected part was later on in the same part of the conversation, "If you want to see what happens to a democracy, look out the window." Or something to that extent.

I think anything Yes Man says is hilarious.