Favorite line in the game? Take2 : Fallout: New Vegas

» Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:57 am

"Lets keep this in the groove, hey? Smooth moves like smooth little babies.."

It was just a total, "Hey. I'm right here." moment.

and then there's "God sent us two angels, and at least one o' them had a .308 caliber flaming sword of justice - with telescopic sights."

» Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:23 pm

lol the nobark chupacabra quote had me crying...

also anything raul says... usually hilarious...

and Veronica is good too... most of the quotes i had in mind have been posted so no need to repeat...

oh and what No Bark says about the Ghouls with Rockets... lol SUPERSPICIOUS HOOOWIE!!!

» Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:34 pm

If you're roaming around in Freeside, you will come across numerous homeless people. If you get close enough to one of the homeless men without actually speaking to him he will say 'Hmm, I dont remember eating corn today.' Lol I almost wet my pants from laughing so hard.

» Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:00 am

Boone, right after the killing blow on Caesar: "Thumbs down, [censored]."

» Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:57 am

Boone: "If we get any closer to Legion territory, I'm going to start shooting. Is that a problem?"
Courier: "That's not a problem. That's a solution."
Boone: "Damn right. You and me, just a couple of problem solvers."

My signature for ages

» Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:19 pm

"This place is the bee's knees!".

» Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:19 am

"Man I'm starving, I would do anything for a Fancy Lad. Wait! You know what I mean!" - Random King

Damn it!

» Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:31 am

"You hear to see the fights, or Red Lucy?"

It was funny because I pickpocketed her bounty hunter duster and her weapons after having six with her, now she wears sixy sleepwear all the time, can i get a what-what?

» Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:30 pm

Fantastic's whole monolouge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yel3jMSSiHs

And then when the other guy says something like "he's been working at the same terminal for months, and when i told him he was just messing with the communication terminal he said this is the biggest terminal and the bigest terminal has to be the most important one right?'

» Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:47 am

"Spotted some humans down the road. Could be great KHAAAAAANZ again!" - Super mutant at jacobstown

"How much for a good time?"
"100 caps, no kissing no rough stuff." - Dazzle

"Wierdos into bullwhips and necrosis huh? Doesnt sound half bad..." -Beatrix

» Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:38 pm

You: Ever take that Beret off?
Boone: NO

» Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:36 am

Definatly Veronica's liens when you question her

"Well, when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much... You really dont know this stuff?"

Or, a close second

Supermutant in Jacobstown (Written as pronounced)
"I hope Mahcus gets us some miniguns, or ROHK AT LAUHN CHURS"

» Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:55 pm

Tabitha talking about centaurs on black mountain radio

"the cute way they shuffle around on all those hands they have"

"the next time you play with a hugable, lovable centaur"

Always tickles me.

» Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:08 pm

anything lily says.

» Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:50 pm

''Were your gang tough?''
''Were we tough? Hell yeah. I was in the Khans man.''

» Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:14 am

I would really like my beret back. <3 boone

» Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:15 am

"They asked if I understood anything about theoretical physics, I told them I have a theoretical degree in physics!" lmfao

» Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:44 pm

"just dont ask her what to do about it. she'll probably make you hug a tree or something."- The King

» Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:17 pm

The failed speech checks are probably the funniest lines in the whole game.

They're pretty hilarious in showing the sheer incompetence of your character in that skill.

"Oh nothing, I'm just trying to obfuscate my previous association with a fascist paramilitary organization."

» Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:47 pm

They're pretty hilarious in showing the sheer incompetence of your character in that skill.

"Oh nothing, I'm just trying to obfuscate my previous association with a fascist paramilitary organization."

I particularly like the line when you are trying to convince Neil to overthrow Best Friend Tabitha:

Hey! Let's you and me - you know, us! - let's overthrow Tabitha together!

I don't know why, but it always cracks me up.

» Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:47 am

WW: Lady Jane: "What about the R O U S 's?"
Courier: "Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist."
Lady Jane: "Oh they exist, and they are very large."
*Off to Broc Flower Cavern*
Courier: "OH MY GOD DIE DIE DIE DIE AAAHH!" *Grabs the money and darts to Ratslayer then runs out*

» Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:53 am

One favorite when going into Sneak mode:

"Sure boss, because a ghoul in a Vaquero outfit will blend right in." - Raul

» Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:37 pm

"Are you [censored] kidding me? First I get my legs smashed, and then in walks the Powder Gangers' grim [censored] reaper? What the [censored] have you got against us man?" - Boxcars
courier to boone: So what was your teams slogan?
Boone: The last thing you never see which was pretty accurate... so were we
Best sniping slogan ever!!

Courier to victor: Didn't I kill you
Courier to Yes Man: Why arent you dead?

» Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:33 pm

When fantastic gets promoted to hover dam. You see him and he tells you "Yeah well that Clapton guy is meant to help me but when he asks me to push the left button and the right button feels nice under my finger, im gonna follow my instincts"

Or something along those lines

» Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:35 am

NCR soldier: "is this you first time in new vegas?"
courier: "yes it is."
NCR soldier: "Well its time to pop your new vegas cherry!" lol