I love the whole Veronica conversation about the legion "Its a Word"



Olivers great I love his lines at the end

"This "paper" of yours isn't fit to wipe my ass with." :rofl:

I say its a chupacabra and they say it cant be its got to many holes in it and the holes have bullets in them then i say what we got here is a chupacabra with an auto-matic weapon.thats when they get real quite because they see the predicament were in.

"Aaron Kimball, the president of the New California Republic, is going to visit Hoover Dam to 'boost morale.' Apparently he hasn't considered the effect on the troops' morale of seeing their beloved leader get his brains blown out by a Legion sniper." - Robert Edwin House

"The world has no use for emotionally unstable techno-fetishists. Just wipe them out, will you?" - House, on the Brotherhood of Steel

"But with this guy, it might have cost me some bad burns or an assraqe. I'm all for risking my life, but I'm a little sensitive about my [censored]." - Little Buster, also it was Bethesda's forum that automatically censored words that appear in their products, lol. Feel free to discuss our products so long as you don't discuss the content of the products!

"Well, says No-bark, we got a Chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they know the predicament we're in." No-bark Noonan

"You come any closer and I'm liable to stick you with my stickin' knife. Ol' Sticky's been feeling mighty ornery these days." - No-bark

"Them quack doctors can say all they want about the Radscorpion stings that done pierced my skull. I know what I saw." No-bark



He's wrong.

Novac doc: "Ugh ... Did I leave that sitting out? Well, hey, you know what - free tetanus shot!" :rofl:

"And easy on the agave sauce this time."
"We gave you a password, Veronica. It's for your safety."
"I know where you live, Ramos."

Veronica is great. I couldn't quite believe my ears the first time I heard "Probably would have died of natural causes eventually anyway." Yeah, I'd say that probability is exactly 1!

When you recruit boone as a companion. I forgot what he says, but it seems like such a big moment in the game

Especially because he doesn't move from his punching stance, ever. That guy really likes punching, Veronica would probably go straight for him.

"Fisto reporting for duty. Please assume the position."
Courier: "Hell no!"
"I am programmed for your pleasure...please assume the position."

Greatest line ever, the whole conversation had me rolling laughing, but this line was the best:
"Crazy? Yes, crazy with low prices. You buy wind-brahmin!"

10 of Spades!! After he explains his stuttering problem, you have the option of saying, "Are you s-s-sure?" Hahahaha, so funny! :rofl:

Probably been said already, but....

Boone:" Hey! I think we are getting closed to Legion territory and I will shoot them on sight." something like that anyway "Is that going to be a problem?"

Me: "That's not a problem. It's a solution."

Boone:"That's right. You and me, we're a couple of problem solvers." something like that

"Hey, th-th-there's n-n-no c-c-c-call for th-that."

"That part of my life is over. So is this conversation." -Craig Boone when asked about Bittersprings.

"Nice. Can I order room service?" - Veronica when asked to return to the Lucky 38.

I can't remember the quote, I think it used to be a quote on Caesar's Wiki page. But when you talk to Caesar about his past he says a couple of lines about when he founded Caeser's Legion with the last bit being something like "I think I took it more literally than they intended."

Can someone help me out on that? I'd really like to know.

Edit: Nevermind, found it.

"I was taught it was my responsibility to bring the torch of knowledge to the wastes. I may have taken the torch part more literally than they intended."

Victor "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

Mercenary following the Doc in Novac, She has not paid me yet should I be worried?

" There are many good things in life, but peeing is definately the best." -- a drunk in Freeside

Not a hint of humour in this one but:

"Calm is what you have to be when people look to you. And it's all you can be when things are out of your hands." - Colonel Hsu.

Why in the world isn't this man a General.. when I heard Oliver talk, I was basically staring at my screen in awe and wondering, "Are you serious... you have to got be joking me."

Veronica: "Yay, everythings coming up veronica"


she has all the good lines!

Cass, as a companion when crouched: "Shhh, we're hunting (poop)heads"

No bark when talking about chupacabras. Hell the whole speech tree for No-bark is amazing. If only it was longer...

"The NCR left their troops here to die. That seems to be their strategy for the entire war!" -Legion sentry outside Helios

Courier: "I hear you've been causing some trouble down here."

Greaser Jimmy: "[censored] you [censored]!"

Courier: "I was hoping you would say that...*draws Lucky*"

Greaser Jimmy: "What?!? Hey guys, help me out he..."

Lucky: "BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!"

I wonder if anyone has taken the time to decipher ED-E's beeping sounds.

Fantastic-"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."

That whole conversation is great

After I miss a head shot Boone says "let me aim that for you next time"