Favorite NPC quotes ... : V

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:20 am

I guess we all love, "I'd be an adventurer, if I didn't take an arrow in the knee." Or, "Is that fur growing out of your ears." ... "I find your wolfish grin .... unsettling."

What's your favorite?

I like the summoned Dremora Lords, "I smell weakness."

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:06 pm

"The Gods gave you two hands, and you use both for a weapon, I respect that"

I just love that when I'm passing by guards in Deadric Armor and Daedric Greatsword attire

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:18 am

Clavicus Vile "aww this nice, you forget what surpreme power feels like when you're stuck in a cave for few years!"

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:36 pm

Ulfric Stormcloak's famous last words:

"Let the Dragonborn be the one to do it, it'll make for a better song."

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:07 pm

"Finally."

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:40 pm

"Well done." Astrid says with her last breath.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:04 am

"Lightly armoured means light on your feet. Smart".

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:01 pm

"To Oblivion and back, as they say." -Derkeethus

"There is no pain in the Void!" -Lucien Lachance

"These sands are cold, but Khajiit feels warmness from your presence." -Various Khajiit

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:56 am

1. Dremora Lord: " A Challenger is NEAR"

2. Dremora Lord: " Are u prepared for your DEATH?!! "

3. Random Bandit: "Must have been the wind " with an arrow in the eye.....

4. Fus Ro Dah

5. " STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!!!!!! " oopps..... wrong game......

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:15 am

So sick of hearing, "I am sworn to carry your burdons." Lydia needs a timeout.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:06 pm

"DO YOUR WORST! *decapitation*

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:48 am

Bandit: "Is that...the best you can do??"
Me: "No, I can do better! Here, let me show you..."

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:50 pm

"Sovengarde saroon"-don't know what it means but it Is cool

"N'wah"-heard it said once or twice

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll"

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:08 pm

I always liked " They have curved swords. Curved....swords".

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:46 pm

My latest character is wearing all upgraded ebony armor and sword. The guards all seem suitably impressed, with a variety of comments. I especially liked "That is a beautiful aword. Like a sliver of moonlight." I never expected a guard to be almost poetic.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:03 pm

"no lollygaggin"

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:52 am

I always liked " They have curved swords. Curved....swords".

I also love this one. Especially with some of the voice actors when they emphasize the word "curved" is a certain way. Classic.

Then there's Olfina in Whiterun with "Come to chat up an old lady? Do your good deed for the day hmmm?". What exactly do you mean by "good deed"?. What in oblivion is wrong with you granny? Ewww!

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:17 am

I love when they say something like just a flea bite, and their head goes rolling down the hall....

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:24 pm

So sick of hearing, "I am sworn to carry your burdons."

Omg no moar! Her sarcastic tone just grates on my soul.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:01 pm

I like the "...arrow in the knee.", "...sweet roll.", "...curved swords.", and "...sick that day." ones. :lol:

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:54 pm

'We're all Ashlanders now, sister' - Athis

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:17 am

Some guy referring to another guy as a "hide wearing axe dragger". Cracked me up.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:26 pm

Some guy referring to another guy as a "hide wearing axe dragger".

Haven't heard that one.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:33 am

Hands down, the one that made me laugh the most was when I had an orc follower and he would randomly say, "gur-gur." sort of sounding like he was laughing or something. Man, that was a funny sound.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:46 pm

I had been a store selling stuff and got distracted, walked outside and up the street when I heard a kid say...

"Why are you naked?"

I wasn't quite, but close.