What's your favorite NPC quotes ?

Mine is :

,,Another settlement needs our support......''

"No no no!!! Please don't kill me, General!"

BAM! .........

Preston Garvey, Commonwealth Minuteman

? - 2015. R.I.P.

"Some might call it a brewery, I call it a church."

I asked a quest giver "what is a dead drop?" Strong said "all dead things drop." Lol

Don't remember the exact quotes but it is the quest where some Minuteman doofus is lecturing me (the General of the Minutemen) about what the Minutemen will or will not tolerate during the quest "Pinned" where I have to go get a scientist at Graygarden Homestead. Threatens me. Makes ultimatums.

I AM the Minutemen!!!! WHAT I SAY GOES!!! Who the bloody HELL are YOU?

This dipwad doesn't even recognize his own general?

Does this count as favorite NPC quote? It was pretty memorable for me, because it really yanked my chain.

I like the supermutant "I am unstoppable!" two seconds before dropping dead...

Diamond City Guard:


"Broke up with my girlfriend. She left the cap off the toothpaste. Only a Synth does that."


Lol.

"Before I met you I used to go whole days without massacring a bunch of things, honest!"

Deacon heh.

Haha too bad Preston is essential.

Sometimes after being detected by a raider while sneaking (cautious) and waiting a little bit by not moving, you'll go back to "hidden", the raider will say...

"Please don't let it be a feral "

Everything Piper says at the entrance of Diamond City.

I actually like the Raider line: "The Jet will make you jittery! Maybe it's time to cut back. Hahaha, what am I saying!?"

Seconds later I put a cap in his skull. Huh, guess it wasn't the Jet

Heard this one just the other night... what really made it for me was that the other Raider joined in laughing with him at the end. Both laughing like a couple of teenagers. I would like to meet the guy who wrote this stuff!

Raiders and Triggermen have like, the best idle lines. I do stealth just to listen to them sometimes.

"I believe we are supposed to file a police report, yes? And all the little things go in baggies for evidence."



Curie's innocence cracks me up.

I would say "yes Curie I will stand here and wait for you to call the police assuming you can find a phone that works and that anyone would ever answer because all of the phone lines were torn out of the ground either by the blast or by scavengers looking for copper wire. Even if by some mericle you found a phone that connected to a police station with actual policeman inside you would need to pay the phone bill for whatever house you are in for the last 200 years because no one has paid it in that time + late fees and inflation only using pre-war money"

A npc and I were talking and said something about a dead drop when strong added "all dead things drop"

"Fine! Keep your [censored]!" - a wounded Raider outside Haymarket Mall two seconds before she lost her head.

"Strong hungry too . . . SAVE SOME FOR STRONG!" ~ Strong to a player character whist cannibalizing someone. Or my personnel favorite :


"Careful of finger's and toe's, get stuck in teeth."

I laughed yesterday when one of them yelled "You hit like a radroach!" and two seconds later Robot Curie killed him with her basic laser.

One of the best I heard was at the Federal Ration Stockpile. I cleared the whole thing and there was only the raider boss left. I was playing on survial and we were both exchanging gunfire, taking cover behind concrete walls. This had been going on for a while now and I wasn't using VATS so I had trouble finishing her. Then, as a moment of quiet went by, all of a sudden she yelled something like "I hope your loot is worth it!" or something like that. It was perfect as I was starting to think the same thing. I really laughed at that one.

I guess the context and not just the quote itself made it funny.