I realize that there must be a thread on this subject somewhere here, but I can't find it and I heard something last night that I'm still chuckling about.

There my girl is in Diamond City (just after the brothers Synth fight happened) and I'd smooth talked the guard.

Suddenly, the guard behind him says, in this thick Boston accent: "Got shot in the a** last year. Interesting story."

It caught me so off guard, I couldn't stop laughing.

I asked a guy "What is a dead drop?" For a mission and Strong said "All dead things drop"

I got a mild chuckle when I heard a guard mutter something along the lines of, "Pahk my cahr near thuh bahr? How about I put my fist through your head?" Or something.... making fun of the Bostonian accent.

I love it when I enter a new building and Piper is like: what...a...bunch...of...junk

I love Codsworth's "Rubbish!" Whenever you pick up junk.


The one that caught me off-guard was when that meat-packing guy in the plant spoke to me immediately after shouting at the girl trader. Obviously it must have glitched as when I opened the trading dialogue with him he said calmly, "Would you like to trade..." followed immediately by "...YOU B I T C H!" I was like "Woah dude, where did that come from?"

It's in my sig.

Another: When I was going through the Trinity Church with MacCready, he said it reminded him of one time when they tried to perform Pyramus and Thisbe in Little Lamplight... and that it didn't end well.

Deacon is always saying something clever that I can never remember.


I do like Curie's naive loot banter. "Zees is when we call the police, yes? And all zee little things go in the bag for evidence".

"The next person that asks me to shag..."

"You gotta dangerous look about you, hope you ain't here for me ..."

Only joking

Clearing the same building for the 4th time this month. Just having gunned down a few enemies and my companion comments on how we are the fist ones to be there in a long while.

"If these are Super Mutants, I wander how the mediocre ones look like" or something like this by Nick Valentine.

Along with, "We'd get there a lot quicker if you kept your eyes on the road and not on my [censored]."

I would be like "um ok , I will be in shock and awe if someone answers the phone if you dial 911 assuming the phone even works with how half the telephone polls are ripped out of the ground."

Play as a female and answer sarcastically to your husband asking to go to the park

I like it when a mutant tells me that I hit like a radroach. I laugh every time.

Or the "I'll wear your guts around my neck!!"

Cait, upon entering the Beantown Brewery:

"You might call this a Brewery, but I call it a Church"

Everything you will ever need to know about Cait in one sentence........

"Has the, uh, reverse transcriptase survived the nucleotide synthesis?"

... makes me laugh every time.

"[censored] you Kellogg."

So is a loaf of bread a bunch of bread sandwiches

I love the Mediocre Mutant quote the best.

The bread sandwich was great.

I almost fell off my chair the first time I did PsychoJet- F'ING KIIILLLLLLL!!!!

Deacons' quote about "now's the time we loot the corpses!"

Or, "I used to go a whole week without massacring a bunch of people before I met you"

overheard two mutants talking when one says "humans taste good but they are too skinny" the other then chimes in and says "mole rats taste bad", the other then comes back with "No, feral ghouls taste bad".... finally the other says "right brother...nothing taste as bad as feral ghouls"...lol

Not really a quote, but the random encounter with

was the funniest thing I've encountered in the game so far. Plus I got to shoot him afterwards, which was a big bonus.

"There's a settlement that needs our help". Never gets old Preston, never gets old. I kid, I kid.

"We're spinning! Spinning!" made me regret never taking Deacon as a companion

• "Ohhhh la de dah de dah indeed, Dumpling".


• "[censored]-Off you crazy Robot"!


• To Dog: "Over there, boy!" "Pick that up!" "Over there, boy" "Pick that up!" "Over there, boy..."