Hrongar- "I'm not a man, I'm a weapon in human form. Just unsheathe me and point me at the enemy"

"Do come baaaack" -Belethor

"What the rebels like to remember is that the empire is what's keeping the dominion inside skyrim" (wrong thread )

"Victory! Or Sovngarde! -Hunter chasing a bunny

That human weapon one used to be my signature here long ago

"You want knives? You want them in your belly? No? Then you stop talking to Deeja."

"Kill one person, and you can solve so many problems. I wonder at the possibilities."- little girl in the orphanage

"Don't worry about me. I'm in the best shape of a Sload's life." "I think some of these Greybeards rather enjoyed getting hit with your thu'um. Don't be surprised if you find some whips and chains in the back room." - Rumarin

"Oh, it is snowing! I would like to make a snow-cat. We could use the flower stems as whiskers." "Many of the locals here ask me how best to past the time. I tell them to treasure every moment, for each second is the first and last of its kind." - Qa'Dojo

"The person you see before you is far from perfect, but when it comes to my knighthood, I will do my best to prove them wrong." - Erevan

"All these damn spores... This place is dustier than a Thalmor's handshake." - Anum-La

"That potato and cheese wedge look so lonely. We should invite them to dinner." - Zora Fair-Child

Tbh, I have far too many.

"I fight for the men I've held in my arms, dying on foreign soil. And I fight for their wives and children. Especially that little flower girl, Sofie, who's going to freeze to death on the street, because I can't be bothered to help her in any way."

Sorry, I guess this was in the wrong thread as well.

Mine is pretty simple. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WB2vDeeHCc.

One of my favs from him. "By Malacath's hairy knuckles!".

I like some of the guard ones, especially with the accent.

"Hail, summoner. Conjure me up a warm bed, would you?"

"Hey, you mix potions, right? Can you brew me an ale?"
"Don't suppose you'd enchant my sword? Dull old blade can barely cut butter."
"Is that... fur? Coming out of your ears?"

"With respect, Companion, I ask that you muzzle that dog of yours. The howling coming from Jorrvaskr has gotten out of hand."