for me it would have to be talking to the drill sgt out of uniform

Lol i watched that on youtube its hilarous.

I loved that guy

For some reason I really loved how The Master spoke in the original. Very hypnotizing...

# 26. TALK ABOUT VILLAGE 2 (25)
{525}{}{(Renesco continues to glare at you.)}
{526}{}{And sometimes the elder gets upset at little things, like, heh-heh, that one night when I ignored my vow of
celibacy and snuck out with Reyna - Whose - Legs - Crush - With - Strength - of - Thousand - Snakes to the Arroyo canyon...}

# 27. TALK ABOUT VILLAGE 2 (26)
{535}{}{(Renesco gives you a withering stare.)}
{536}{}{It was like yesterday. Reyna's body glowed like silver in the moonlight when she knelt down and... hey, you know what?
You might like the elder. She's about your age.}

# 29. GECK? (25, 26, 27, 28, 36)
{555}{}{(Renesco's glare crumbles.) }
{556}{}{GECK? As in 'Garden of Eden Creation Kit?' Comes with a basic replicator unit, holodisc reader with selections
from the library of congress, and a little pen flashlight?}
{557}{}{Yes, but that's not important right now. I haven't finished telling you about Arroyo.}

# 6. WHO ARE YOU? (3, 5)
{290}{}{(Glares at you, then snorts.) Name's Renesco. Just tell me what it is you want, you, well, whatever it is you are.
(Squints at you.) You look like one of those sun-worshipping primates under all that get-up.}
{291}{}{I'm from a village to the northwest. Arroyo.}
{292}{}{What do you sell here?}
{293}{}{What do I WANT? I don't really know. Most of the time I ignore my quest and walk into the homes of others,
riffling through people's shelves...oooh, like those over there!}

Renesco has some funny stuff.

Also does the Voice of General Barnaky

R. Lee was Drill sgt?

No it was Peter Jason.

general barnaky?

Fallout Tactics.

"The President of the United-[censored]-States-of-America. Who'd you think I was talking about? Who the fu - Who is - What - I should kick your [censored] ass, who is this?"
- Enclave Communications Officer

Fallout 1 but hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7yDeLzlSps&feature=related

I remember Hakunin is pretty funny with a low INT character too.
Can't find a video or a transcript though.

Lol that Harry guy was so stupid.

the guy thats on the cover?

I think he said "Lieutenant" Wayne, sorry, that boy is as dumb as a mutant some times.

Lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzwg7qEmdxg&feature=related the power of youtube

Telling the president that I was an alien ambassador.

For me? The low Int moment with the First Citizen in Vault City is hands down the most priceless dialogue in the game.

low int or no she still was a complete [censored] huh xD?

No, that's not it, this is why.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQcDyxDz628 here and skip to 7:10.

Lol now thats some funny stuff.

to be honest i almost pissed myself hearing that line xD

That's the best speech of any video game ever...

High Intelligence characters talking to Jules in Fallout 2:

Chosen One: What kind of weapons do the Salvatores have?

Jules: Pistols-cept they shoot LIGHT. Now, Reno's a city o' lights, but the light THOSE pistols shine can cut a man in
two... *swuppp*... (Jules makes slicing motion.) Makes a clean burn 'tween the two halves, it does.

Chosen One: They shoot light? Do they call the pistols 'laser pistols?

Jules: Well, uh, I don't really know' I ain't sure what you're talking about. But take my word for it: don't go asking
the Salvatores about those pistols. They have this twitchy habit a killing people who're curious.

Chosen One: By 'laser pistols,' Jules, I mean pistols that emit beams of coherent light. A beam of sufficient wattage - say, several
megawatts - could do considerable damage if focused on a target for a few seconds, producing the effect you've described.

Jules: Uh... now, I don't know 'bout that, and... hmmmm. Y'know, you talk like one of them whitecoats over at the Stables. Y'sure you ain't
one of them?


The way he gets nervous and doesn't understand what was said is always one of my favourite lines.