Favorite Weapon? : Fallout 3

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:31 pm

Congratulations. You actually made me laugh out loud. XD

Do I get so sort of compensation? A baby to feast upon-Er...I mean a ribbon, possibly turtle? I like turtles.

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:54 am

nope sorry all we got is some iguana- on -a- stick and some cherry nukacola.....

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:12 pm

Sorry Metrophor hugs? Anyway You don't have to worry anymore when we killed the Master it took all the fight out of his armies. So no more Super ninja mutants. Luck for you all! *gives everyone a hard stare*

FTA:

After the Master's fall, many super mutants become a chaotic wasteland wandering force, which destroyed everything it encounters.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/915/ohsnapchart8933233.jpg :huh:

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:08 pm

nope sorry all we got is some iguana- on -a- stick and some cherry nukacola.....

You don't understand. The village must sacrifice a baby to me. In exchange, I make the harvest great.

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:24 pm

We are infact in the capital wasteland so don't have to worry about the masters army correct?

Edit: Sorry Shadowstrike, that's what the GECK was for...so do you want your Iguana, and cola or not?

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:26 pm

You're sure he's really dead? I can... I can stop being paranoid of strange, abandoned Vaults swarming with Super Mutants now?
...
Well, except for yours, Kikai. I'm sure yours is fine.

It IS fine, right?
RIGHT? :C

EDIT: 'Oh snap', indeed.
Well, there's really only one thing to do in that case.

Go back in time, find Richard Moreau, and beat his face in for starting this whole mess. >D

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:58 pm

Indeed it is, you are perfectly safe my dear! These East coast Mutants are a pittance merely a trifle!

Also yeah The originals VO crew was awesome!

» Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:21 am

What are you talking about? I had this stuff shipped all the way here from out west. This here is high quality green stuff.

Because shooting miniguns one-handed is just about the best thing ever.

And don't worry Metrophor. It's perfectly fine.

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:41 pm

*glances up* I'm sorry, what? Did someone say my name?
Oh, yeah. Tony Jay. Truly, the world will not see his like again.

*faint voice* Who are you? What did I do?!

Sorry guys. A little busy right now. >.>
*smack crash whap THUD*

Dear god, someone help me!

SHUT UP AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.

EDIT: Oooooh, the original FEV you say?
All the way from Mariposa, you said?
....Hmmmmm...

You wouldn't mind an impromptu visit, would you?
Just to take a closer look.

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:03 pm

What are you talking about? I had this stuff shipped all the way here from out west. This here is high quality green stuff.

Because shooting miniguns one-handed is just about the best thing ever.

And don't worry Metrophor. It's perfectly fine.

Your usage of italics worry me. Explain your self, demon!

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:07 pm

Your usage of italics worry me. Explain your self, demon!

Everything is perfectly fine. You people worry too much about my.. business affairs.

EDIT: RE: Metrophor: Oh hell no! You stay away from my vats!

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:39 pm

Wow Kikai sparing no expense!

Now all you have to do is ship Marcus over here!

EDIT: really Metro what are you up to now? Who was that man behind the curtain?

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:23 pm

Wow Kikai sparing no expense!

Now all you have to do is ship Marcus over here!

It's all about quality, my man.

Oh man, I'd love for Marcus to visit. :wub:

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:22 pm

Yes Metro stay way from Maraposia! WE don't want you turning into the next Frank Horrigan now do we?

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:39 pm

Beheading devotchkas with an axe... Sounds like a treat.

Aye, brother... Nothing like heading down to the skarse for a bit of the old ultra and then meeting up with some of the lovely for a bit of the old ..........

*Races off to put on Beethoven's Fifth....

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:41 pm

Awwww, you don't trust me?
I just want a sample to study.
Honest.
Really, it's not like the Chemical Corps has done anything shady befo-
...

Neeeeeeevermind. >.>

Oh don't worry yourself about it. It's just... erm... some guy from Vault City whom you've never met before.
I absolutely did not kidnap him out of his own timeline to teach him a lesson. *cough*
Nope.
That's just crazy talk.

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:08 pm

Oh, if you just want a sample I can provide that for you.
*hands Metrophor a dubious-looking cannister with a very clear biohazard symbol emblazoned on the side*
There's about half a gallon in there. Hopefully that's a big enough sample.

» Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:25 am

Wait a minute, this doesn't have anything to do with the Pys Ops Division does it? They have some weird Ideas...*tries to look behind Metro* That wouldn't be PVT. whats his name from the uh you know who's operation would it?

Any way Maraposia is just too dangerous now for any personal you know what happened to the first team, I'm only thinking of your safety you know.

*whispers in her ear* Sorry it's all ear marked for " Other Projects" you know Command...

Edit: what? how the.... *Takes canister before Metro grabs it.*

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:37 pm

-Hey! I paid a lot of caps to get that stuff! Let her have it or it's coming out of your wallet, mister.

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:46 am

Hmmmm... Yes, I see your point... I see your point... being grafted to my own power armor would ruin my entire day.
Besides I think Frank likes being ... hm, how should I put it? 'Special'.
It just wouldn't do for there to be two of us.

Eh. At least I can threaten people with the stuff.
"Oh hey Sarge WHOOPS I DROPPED IT"
...
On second thought, pranking one's terrifying superior with FEV doesn't sound like such a good idea.
In retrospect.

EDIT: What- where'd it go? It was right here a second ago!

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:36 pm

Wow this is getting off-topic fairly quick.

Quit spamming the thread you ass holes. :stare:

..Kidding, of course.

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:32 pm

Can't help it.
It's like our superpower or something.
"Derailing threads in a single bound!" : D

» Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:37 am

hmmm uh....*digs around in the trunk of his highwayman* http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Avenger_Minigun don't say I didn't ever give you something!

wait a minute Metro I think I have a solution for you...http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y207/sc_wolf/PonyXenomorphMotivator.jpg

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:14 pm

I want into this off-topic convosation but I am horribly confused.

I'll just be a third wheel.

» Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:09 pm

by all means have at! While most of this is just doing funny stuff based off of the original Fallout's lore and stuff your welcome to give it a go.