The Seward Square preacher.

"And the sun will rise in the north! No, the northwest! For forty four days and sixty seven nights! And we'll never notice!"
"Try new Blammo, soap! Blasts stains out. Blasts the whole world out. We've all been BLAMMO'D."
"In fourteen-hundred and ninety-two, your mother and my mother were hanging up clothes around the mulberry bush."

And the Schmalt-Tec Bobbleheads in Points Lookout:

Strength: "This is one situation you're not going to be able to fight your way out of."
Perception: "This doesn't look right, not right at all."
Endurance: "Keep it up, you're almost there... wherever 'there' may be... probably nowhere."
Charisma: "Blech. If my kid looked like that, I'd abandon it too."
Intelligence: "Tsk. Tsk. Walked right into another trap. Exactly how stupid are you?"
Agility: "Isn't it funny how everything you get close to ends up leaving?"
Luck: "Dead mother, life in a post-nuclear Wasteland and not a friend in it. Yeah, you aren’t exactly blessed"

Reilly: "How long have I been out?"
LW: "Oh it's been centuries. The world is a lush, green, paradise again."

Oh I can't wait for that, that is very much like my irl reaction to most things XD

(If you've already done Tranquility Lane and are starting O:A)

LW: "Let me guess, more psychotic little girls?"

I always like the Super Mutant comment "It must have been nothing"



That was funny the first hundred or so times. After that, not so much.

I love that segment.... the last couple of those and what you are seeing at the time hit my heart pretty hard.

Lucky 8 ball: " You don't feel so lucky anymore." after getting abducted or mugged.

Righto! - Tenpenny

"You're lookin' for a bodyguard, and I'm lookin' for a body. I think we're a perfect match."
"Can I do something for you?....Or, to you?"
-Clover

"Sarah appreciates my...methods. I fill a role no one else can." - Gallows (anyone else think that he's talking about something going on between them?)

"We're the Regulators. We've dedicated our lives to bringing the evil to justice. And out here in the wasteland, there's only one brand of justice: the gun."
- Sonora Cruz

Of course, it's not true, I've dispensed much justice via the blade, the fist-weapon, and the grenade. But it still sounds cool.

"Don't need one. Got mine a long time ago"
-Breadbox

off topic:@jyggalag's sig "saingune my brother"



On topic: my favorite quote "I am the ammbasitor of the Vault bow down to me!" :disguise: :fallout:
Edit:at least i think its been a while since i talked to moira.

Milo: "What is your name and employee ID number?"
LW: "My name is ass-kicker and my ID is 5.56 mm"
Milo: "Attempting to falsify an ID number and using profanity is a violation of employee code NC-34 and NC-96 respectively...two demerits will now be issued!"

LW: "Your republic is forfeit, prepare to be reclaimed by the Wasteland."
Dave: "Communist! He's a Communist!"

LW (when Moira asks you to get injured): "Why don't we just test it out on you? I could shoot you in the gut."
Moira: "Well I'd hardly be an impartial observer in that case. Besides, you wouldn't really shoot me........would you? I think I'll just leave you alone for a bit."

Lone Wanderer: "Isn't she your bodyguard? Why sell her?"

Eulogy Jones: "Have you seen this place? I've got all the guards a body would ever need! Even a body as fabulous as mine!"

Wadsworth the Megaton Robo-butler:
"It's good to see you alive and well sir. Well, alive anyways."
"Good morning sir! What can I do for you? Nothing I hope."
"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic."

"welcome sir or madam"- crazy wolf gang


"water out here is never clean, and almost always irratiated" :cryvaultboy:

LW to Butch: "You do look hungry. Did your mom drink up all the rations again?"

"Bingo."
"Bingo!"
"Bingo?"
-Bingo from the Pitt.

"Hope you weren't thinking of becoming a model, pal." -Butch
"Ga- Gary!" -Gary 43
"Bacon? Those are people, not bacon! What the [censored]?" -Lone Wanderer
"I'll wear your spine around my NECK, human!" -Super Mutant
"I'd get you a damn moon rock if you paid well enough." -Lone Wanderer

Those are in no specific order.

Name 's Lucas Simms.
You so much as BREATH WRONG,
and i 'm gonna [censored]in' end ya!!

Charon: "This appears to be the part where we part ways"

Lone Wanderer: "I'll see you around, Charon"

Charon: "That would seem impossible, given what you are about to do"

B*****d XDD

HE SAYS THAT?! What the [censored], [censored]!!!!
me: GOTCHA, I've got the DLCs, now get in there, [censored].

I wonder what he does, after you're gone?? I mean, his contract went with you???

Yes, anyway. :L

Pappy: "There's only two things do here! svck and die!" and "Have a crappy... oh what the Hell? Have a good one!"

Tenpenny Resident: "I was worried about those ghouls, now I can get back to worrying about important things like... what color to dye my hair? Thanks for everything!"

Bittercup: "I'm going to build a little shrine to you. I'll need some chalk and incense."

Cerberus: "Go Underworld!!! Go Ghouls!!! Yay!!! ...Damn this pansy zombie programming."

Cerberus: (When asked about his opinion on Ghouls) "Personally I think they're a bunch of rotting zombie maggot farms, and I'd send them back to Hell if I could, damn this Combat Inhibitor!"

All time favorite quotes.

I do love Cerberus :')

The Mister Gutsy at RC is good too. LW calls him a slag heap:
MG: This slag heap is guarding the armory, SIR.

Wow, thanks, I didn't know the armory was here!