The first time I heard it on one of the Keller tapes,I knew it had to go in my sig. It just summed up Fallout for me and made me laugh.

"What's going on down there? Revolution? Vacation? Somebody fart?"

hey look call the doctor we got a bleeder - raiders attacking yours truly

Lone Wanderer: Shut up!
Sticky: No you shut up!
Lone Wanderer: Shut up!!
Sticky: No you shut up!
Lone Wanderer: Shut up!!!
Sticky: No you shut up!
Lone Wanderer: Shut up!!!!!
Sticky: No you shut up!

..."Very well.."
Funny in context, Charon says this when you go to swap inventory. He knows you are about to dump a couple hundred pounds of loot onto him. He sounds so resigned to his fate.

^ ^ ^ ^ I also love his deadpan, matter-of-fact tone when he says, "Huh. Glad that's over... " after a crazy frantic firefight.

"Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor."
~ President John Henry Eden


"War. War never changes."
~ Ron Perlman

I think it's amusing when you're playing Evil (or got evil karma along the way) that Three Dog calls you all those awful things but still approves of what you've done, assuming you've been doing the 'right' thing in various quests. You'd think there'd be some commentary along the lines of your good/evil guy suddenly acting evil/good.

My favourite over heard in Germantowns police department between two super mutants.

"We're rebuilding America, so you don't have to." ~John Henry Eden --er, what?

"KILL 'EM ALL, GOD WILL UNDERSTAND!" ~a Mr. Gutsy, shooting plasma bolts at me.

I just love it when i LOOK at something that is locked, and people say stuff like "It's locked for a reason" :brokencomputer:

i think the one thats the funniest is when your being interrogated By Colonel Autumn in the enclave base and you say

[Censored] You

No seriously [Censored] you

when i saw that, i LMAO so hard!

I forgot about that. I love that part its hilarious. Some of the choices even your character gets to say are pretty damn funny

As in, all the "snide" responses to Moira Brown...

"I had a fun party with some Raiders. Then a guard robot jumped out of a cake."

--SPOILERS--

In the Reilly's Ranger Quest where I show up to save the rangers on top of the rooftop, after battling through almost half of D.C. the medic starts talking about ways to get out of there:
"It's impossible to get out the way you came. We'll have to take the express elevator."
Immediately after I said out loud "express elevator to hell, going down."
I lmao so loud... What the medic said reminded me of Aliens, Private Hudson (a.k.a the biggest badass in the universe)

"Following this things advice will get you killed faster than saying:"Hug a deathclaw"

"Don't let me keep you" Ashur from the PItt.

"Yah you just deactivate it by jumping up and down on it." when giving moira the 'deactivated' land mine(wink wink).

Irony.

My favorite conversation....

LW ...
CG ...
LW ...
CG ...
LW ...
CG I'm glad we understand eachother


My favorite quote....

Desmond: "What's the difference between you and me, kid? What makes a gifted killer like yourself into a rock-hard bastard like me? The answer is TRAINING you ignorant [censored]!"

....made me laugh harder than any other quote in the game

That's definitely one or my all-time favs... I laughed at how flattered I was: "Aw. He called me 'gifted'..... hm, wait a minute.... a 'gifted killer'... Aww, that's kinda disturbing yet sweet, you cranky, vicious maniac. I am rather proud of my killing skills, and it is nice to be noticed."

Brilliant.

"It’s time we discussed something rather important. The issue at hand is, well, my presidency. The question has been raised, I know, as to just how I came to be elected to this most illustrious office. Or whether or not I had been elected at all. To that I must answer; of course. Of course I was elected, sweet America, of course. Isn’t the right to vote the very foundation of a democracy? Unfortunately, in the interest of national security, I am not at liberty to discuss the details of the election, you understand. But rest assured, I am your president because the appropriate people of this great nation decided I should be. I am your duly elected representative. Of course, when the time comes, when my term is up, America will be free to elect a new president. And that person will have our full faith and confidence, and carry our collective values forward into the future. Democracy, dear America. Democracy now, and forever." -President John Henry Eden



Also, this is the basis for my signature.

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My favorite conversation....

LW ...
CG ...
LW ...
CG ...
LW ...
CG I'm glad we understand eachother



Haha my favorite too

*disables combat inhiator*

cerberous "my combat inihiator is broken! DIE ZOMBIES! (something along those lines)

When doing the Wasteland Survival Guide quest

LW: I'll try the library, maybe someone's already written a book like yours
Moira: Maybe, but I don't think THAT book would include exploding Mole Rats

While sneaking around the Springvale Raiders
A Raider said "Must've been nothing, no-one's stupid enough to mess with raiders", and I just thought; "I am" as I put a .44 in her face :gun: