Some of my favorites are from Mothership Zeta

"I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber" - The G.O.A.T
Charon- "I don't like the look of this place" When he's in The Citadel.

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when i mez a raider and they go hostile and say something random like "somebody call a doctor we got a bleeder" and then their head exploads right after they say it. gets me everytime.

"Used to belong to a desert priest. Said wearing it made him bulletproof. Course, that didn't stand up to a little testing. But damn if it wasn't a gloriously fun time."

Everett from The Pitt

G.O.A.T question number 10:
Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?

* 1 The Overseer.
* 2 The Overseer.
* 3 The Overseer.
* 4 The Overseer.

LW: "You know? Your head looks just like my butt!"
MM: "You must like having svck a good-lookin' butt."
LW: "We;;. at least it smells better than you."
MM: "Ha ha ha! Why don't you come in, Mungo? I think we can trust you."

Anything Zip says about Nuka Cola

Penelope Chase: "Why is your ghoulfriend picking their pockets? This is no time for sticky fingers, Daring."
Daring Dashwood: "It's not what he's taking out, but what he's putting in. DUCK AND COVEEEER!!"
KABOOM!

"These mud-lovers want me dead. And they don't even have the common [censored] courtesy of telling me why." -Desmond
"I was only playing!" -Female raiders while retreating

Some wisdom from ol' Brick...

"I'm Brick, and I call this fine-lookin' roomsweeper Eugene."

"The others hate mappin' the ruins, but I love it. I love turnin' the muties into a fine, red mist with my gun."

"Eugene and I have sort of a partnership. I find targets, and he vaporizes targets. It works out well."

"I just point and shoot, and stuff dies."

How did "Daring" Dashwood put it... "Argyle, old friend, I think I'm in love!"

Liberty Prime:I DIE SO THAT DEMOCRACY LIVES!!

I think I got one of the funniest one

When you complete the Wasteland survival guide - Mine field mission possible reply choice
(Might be worded differently than below)

"Yes I got blown up for working on your stupid book and now I am a ghost here to haunt you, BOO"

:rofl: I just did that earlier and it cracked me up. I didn't use that reply but it was funny :rofl:

Vin's alien recording is a classic. Some of the other alien recordings are scary or likewise hysterical.

Alien log #18:



And the super mutant convos are always worth a listen - it pays to be a sneaky type who can listen in on their pvssyr. Especially the knock-knock jokes, or the talk about wanting better weapons, or their previous life.

"Are you still there?" - Brain bot, in a Portal Turret-eqsue voice
"YOU ARE FACING SUPERIOR TRAINING AND WEAPONS! SUBMIT!" - Random Brotherhood paladin when fighting a deathclaw. He died a few moments later.
"Critter of unusual size detected" - Protectron after engaging a Deathclaw

Super-Mutant: "We Are Unstoppa.."

The last part was me shutting him up with the Terrible Shotgun

"Family first! And any man who says anything different is saying something wrong. And you should hit that man. With a stick." - Bill Wilson in Andale

Not only is what he says funny, but the way the voice actor delivered the line made it even better. This is the funniest thing about an otherwise disturbing place.

Yeah, no kidding. That place gave me the creeps, even when I had T-51 B armor, the Green Death (me pet name for the A3-21 Plas-gun), and a Eugene-equipped Jericho at my back.

Some of your gibes at Moira are good. Like:

"If you want to study injuries, why not practice on yourself? I could shoot you in the gut."

And her response:

"Well, I could hardly be an impartial observer in that case, could I? Besides, you wouldn't shoot me, would you? Hmm, how about I leave you alone for a bit."

That and, when you're hurt:

"The only solace is the thought of inflicting pain like this on people like you."

And her response:

"Well, aren't you the grouchy one today? What's got you in such a bad mood? Oh, yeah, the massive physical trauma."


And of xourse:

"It's like explosive whack-a-mole rat. Could I get it in bullet form? For people?"

And Moira says:

"Oh! That's horrible! You're horrible! That thing's horrible! EVERYTHING'S horrible!"

As opposed to what she says if you take the Intelligent dialog choice:

"Those poor wittle mole ratties. Maybe I could make a hypoallergenic version..."

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And I love little Lucy's warning:

"Don't mess with my kids, or I'll make sure you can't have any."

malcolm mcdowell has the most wonderful voice

^ ^ ^ Yeah, he does. Not all the voice acting is great, and not all the writing, but, sweet America, they hit it out of the park with him.

And Liam Neeson as your dad, and Ron Perlman as the narrator.

"Welcome too... godforsaken hellhole..."

At the end of the Main Quest, I like when Clover says "Honey, you're out of your mind if you think I'm going in there! Find yourself another Guinea Pig!"

When talking to General Jingwei at the end of O:A

LW: I'm going to kill you SO MUCH!

Always makes me giggle.

Overheard a Raider talking to another....

Raider 1: "Does Pinocchio have nuts?"

Raider 2: "Yeah... walnuts"

Protectron: "Critter of unusual size detected" (Fighting a deathclaw)

Protectron: Tickets please.
Super mutant: Hahaha (chuckling) Spooky robot.
Protectron: No entry without tickets. Unauthorised metro use detected.
Super Mutant: Stupid robot... SMASH IT! Raaaaawr!

Mister Handy: "And who do you think gets to clean up all this blood?! Me! That's who!"