Im surprised this one hasn't been said yet;

"Look. A fly. Buzz, buzz. Hey. Look everybody! I'm talking to a fly! Buzz, buzz, buzz!" -Dulfish gro-Orum-

Heres some of my forgoten favourite character quotes.

"It's just Ra'qanar, the poor porter. Do you wish to beat me? Punish me? Of course. Ra'qanar deserves your scorn... but pity this one, please."

"Ra'qanar is your friend, no? Your servant? Whatever you require? Ra'qanar knows nothing... less, even. But Ra’qanar wishes to please."

Aaawww Ra'qanar with his voice is just so lovely.

Definitely some good ones here. I like "No...you're dead! I killed you myself!" Didn't like the quest, but the way he says it seems well done. He sounds seriously disturbed.

"Hello there... I am Otumeel."

Otumeel is my fav. NPC.

"M'aiq knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not."

"M'aiq longs for a Colovian Fur Helm. Practical, yet stylish. M'aiq is very sad he does not have one."

"M'aiq wishes he had a stick made out of fishies to give to you. Sadly, he does not."

"M'aiq believes the children are our future. But he doesn't want them ruining all of our fun."

"M'aiq thinks his people are beautiful. The Argonian people are beautiful as well. They look better than ever before."

"Some people wish to throw their weapons. That seems foolish to M'aiq. If you hold your weapon, you only need one."

"Some people want special bows that take too long to load and need special arrows called bolts. M'aiq thinks they are idiots."

"Feet are for walking. Hands are for hitting. Or shaking. Or waving. Sometimes for clapping."

"Why would one want to swing a staff? A mace hurts more. Or a sword. Can't shoot a fireball from a sword, though."

"I do not wish to fight on horseback. It is a good way to ruin a perfectly good horse... which is, to say, a perfectly good dinner."

"Levitation is for fools. Why would we want to levitate? Once you are up high, there is nowhere to go but down."

"It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."

"Werewolves? Where? Wolves? Men that are wolves? Many wolves. Everywhere. Many men. That is enough for M'aiq."

Might notice a theme there... I LOVE that guy

"All of Dibella's priest's and priesteses have been murdered!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!"
lol randomly generated conversations FTW!

I giggle every time I hear Owyn....
Another one is "Galburstinit!" Bonus points for who says that.

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Yea I love it when guards do this, as if they think a mudcrab can even comprehend what's going on!

One more I thought of, it's currently my fave: TODAY! YOU DIIIIIE!!!!

I heard it happen to many before, but it happened to me just the other day on my Healer character.

The Khajiit Highwayman decides to try and rob me, I refuse. When he attacks I shoot a fireball at him, and he goes;

"I'm just warming up!"

:lol:

And once a bandit engaged in battle with me; before he even struck he yells; "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"

I was thinking, "What, you expect me to just drop dead because you pulled your mace out?"

And with a female bandit, who had a warhammer; she yells "Drop on my sword while you still can!"

Bolwing!

Sir Lazare Milivan- You are obviously not of noble birth unless you wish to press the issue with your sword

Psst over here

What happened, we lost the damn city thats what happened

Valen Dreth- I'm getting out and you'll still be in here

Dear Sister I do not spread rumors I create them

Owyn- Ha you want to be a competator my grandma could beat you and she's dead

To your characters defense; ghosts are actually pretty tough foes.

"Cheese for everyone...wait no cheese for anyone.Which is a good thing if you don't like cheese" Sheagorath in the Shivering Isles :foodndrink:

Another quote from the game about be a High Tom. The auto censor apparently won't let me quote it however, although it's not obscene.

Hi, I don't understand your post but as you quoted my post i'm curious?

You quoted a funny and odd orc greeting. I was attempting to quote another orc that also says odd and nasty stuff to you, but was strangely auto censored for a phrase that is not obscene. So I edited.

The quote is here:

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Gaturn_gro-Gonk

'I'm so happy, I could rip out your intestines and jump rope with them!' Or something along those lines. - Sheogorath
Maiq the Liar's quotes,
Rugdumph's quotes.
'Okay, Okay I tell you. Its so great, I sneak into peoples houses, take things off their tables and shelves, and put them into barrels! Hahaha, isn't that rich! They think the things are stolen, but no! They are right there! They just don't know!' - Otumeel
Weebam-na's rant about the rats
And 'Ho hey sweet lady of Wayrest! Ho hey sweet lady of mine! I'll see you again, yes I'll see you again! Sweet lady of Wayrest so fine!' - The pirates from the Marie Elena.

I'm somewhat surprised that this thread isn't on the 10th page by now, but I'm more used to Forums with a few new threads nearly every second

"Now go before I change my mind! Or...my mind changes me..." - Sheogorath

"My grandmother could beat you, and she's dead!"
-Owyn

"I swear, I've scraqed things off the bottom of my boots that were smarter than you."
-Modryn Oreyn

"Once I dug a pit and filled it with clouds... or was it clowns?"
-Sheogorath

"I was born eighty-seven years ago. For sixty-five years, I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor... but for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams."
-Uriel Septim

"But I must go. The dragon awaits."
-Martin Septim

You know what they say home is where you hang your enemies head

Nearly everyone enjoys what Sheogorath says, you simply can't beat insanity.

Although, it's kinda awkward how Sheogorath talking through the statue, and Sheogorath in SI sound drastically different.