I miss the "Outlander, what do you want?" with that dark elf tone

From Oblivion I don't remember any lol

"There's a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?" - Owyn

"Dear brother, I don't spread rumors, I create them" - Lucien Lechance

ofc! xD

azzan: "go hurt something."

- The 'eloquent' speech of the noble orc - one of the best moments in t his game;

- that rude khajiit from the dark brotherhood, has some of the best:
"... The Tenets prevent me from killing you..."
"... You again? I thought I'd made it clear I'm not looking for a friend..."
"... Foul-smelling ape..."

And after all that animosity and ill-will, after some time you've been working for the DB, he has the gutts to tell you:
"... So let's start over, shall we? I know from now on, you and I are going to be great *friends*..."

Reminded me of the best thing I saw in Morrowind, which is all that negative attitude and harsh voice towards you ("Bothersome creature", "Stop bothering me", etc...)

'the smell will soon make you forget how ugly it is'

Count Regulus Terentius of Bravil, part-time real estate salesman.

"Have you seen Armand Christophe"
"No sir, please don't hurt me!"

- Guards and random ppl in waterfront

Also Vicente's Note to Ocheeva "The Tenets clearly state that one family member may not kill another; but I don't need to remind you there is no restriction against draining Antoinetta of a few pints of precious life's blood."

Haskill is hilarious! "Ah...our Lord has granted you the power to summon me. How wonderful for me." And Sheogorath too, obviously. "Cheese for everyone!" "The Daedric Prince of Order... or is it biscuits? No, I'm pretty sure it's Order." And M'Aiq. And Rugdumph. And M'raaj-Dar. "I have it on good authority that the newest addition to the Brotherhood is an annoying whelp unworthy of licking my boots. How's that for gossip?"

I really miss the "We're watching you... scum."-line by the Ordinaters in Morrowind. The way they said it was just so full of loathing.

That orc in Cheydinhal whose name is currently eluding me. He is the one who makes very blunt threats.

Anything said by Rugdumph, Sheogorath, and Dumag gro-Bonk.

Also anything by Big Head and Urul gro-Agamph.

Just today while doing a quest to see the Count in Skingrad, two of his servants were talking in the background, an Orc and an Argonian:

Orc: "How are you today? I've been better."

Argonian: "I've been better."

Orc: "Imagine that."

Argonian: "Bye."

[brief pause]

Orc: "How are you today?"

I've got a few that I really like:

Big-Head: You bring the Fork! Happy day! The blind shall see! The lame shall walk! The short shall tall! Forks for all!

Haskill, if you do the Sheogorath shrine quest after finishing the SI main quest: Praying to yourself, my Lord? That's not a good sign. Or perhaps it is. Prince of Madness, and all that.

Algot the Northerner: You're talking to Algot the Northerner. Guess you've got nothing better to do.

Amusei (during a certain Thieves Guild quest): Sunlit freedom!

Prior Maborel: Yes? Can I help you? (Player: My business is private) ......Indeed. Another mysterious visitor. Well, go ahead. You know what you're looking for. I'll just get back to my reading.

Random dialogue - person 1: Have you ever had a meal at the Feed Bag?

Person 2: I try not to eat there. At least since the last time.

just a few off the top of my head.

Anything The Adoring Fan says :bolt: