» Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:13 pm
Akatosh is a dragon, perhaps he could come and sort things out.
I wonder how the dragons felt, being made to kill and get killed.
For a joke example...let's say i'm a dragon right now, and I've yet to be 'born' on nirn. Akatosh sends for me.
Akatosh : Ahhh, Shaminar my boy, do come in.
Me : (excitedly...like a overly friendly puppy) Yes, pappa, you asked to see me?
Akatosh : yes, I want you to be 'born' into the world of Nirn. it's lush, full of different environments and loads of multi-cultural races of different species.
me : ooooh! I love meeting mortals. I remember the time I befriended that paladin and we....
Akatosh : Yes, yes, yes....but I want you for a very special purpose on Nirn.
Me : Really, what's that?
Akatosh : you and all of your brothers and sisters will dominate the world, rain fire and frost on the populace, enslave them, and then die by their hands.
me : 0.0 ...........................................................(very slowly and carefully as though I thought I missheard what he said) Uh, what did you just say?
Akatosh : Well, I feel that dragons have had too much time being nice to others, so I'm sending you to conqer, enslave and then die; your brother Alduin will fill you in...now off you jolly well go.
Me : (very reuctantly and shell shocked)....uh.......allright
I leave Akatosh, feeling completely shattered...he wants me to kill mortals and get killed?!?!