Feet Hygene, very important. Also other good things. : V - Skyrim

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:11 am

You should be able to enchant your soap for ultimate cleaning effect.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:50 am

I definitely won't be buying the game if I can't wash my feet.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:45 am

In the topic title. Will we be able to take care of our feet? Clipping, washing, and all that other good stuff? I imagine adventuring around is going to make your feet to be pretty screwed up. So some maintenance is needed on them to keep them functioning. It's very realistic. Also what about cleaning our gear and making it all shiny? Can I also clean individual gold pieces. I want to sleep on a pile of gold that literally gleams. Another important thing is washing the clothes. These are all very serious comments on the game. I need my immersion or this JUST won't do at all. Maybe have hardcoe mode, and hard core cleaning mode as options to check at the start. This way we satisfy all of those nit picky people (quite obviously like myself) that need to command, facilitate, and plan every action ever in game. Or do you think we will have to resort to mods for this? GOOD GOD what's a game these day's if you can't pick your toes clean. I swear developers just seem to be lazy these days.

So anyone else think this is a good idea? Have any other suggestion? Mithril toenail clippers?

ROFL

That just made my day.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:04 am

If this feature isn't in the game, i hope someone will mod it in, I wont be doing this as I'm not any good at modding.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:56 pm

I'd like to take a dump in the forest, and then play the "wipe my ass"-minigame. There should be penalties for skipping the wipe.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:09 am

I'd like to take a dump in the forest, and then play the "wipe my ass"-minigame. There should be penalties for skipping the wipe.

Haaaaaahaha!

L.E.G.E.N.D!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:14 am

I'd like to take a dump in the forest, and then play the "wipe my ass"-minigame. There should be penalties for skipping the wipe.

There should also be penalties for not playing the "Wash my hands before dinner" minigame.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:37 pm

This is so amazing, I didn't expect anyone to take my topic so seriously. We need a name for this group aligned for clean feet, and the various implementations there of. The rest of the forums shall tremble as they realize people actually LIKE clean feet. Dun dun dun.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:49 pm

I'd like to take a dump in the forest, and then play the "wipe my ass"-minigame. There should be penalties for skipping the wipe.

also begs the question....what do you wipe with? :unsure:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:57 am

also begs the question....what do you wipe with? :unsure:

Leaves, magic, play the "Make toilet paper" minigame etc.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:51 am

also begs the question....what do you wipe with? :unsure:

Dwarves would use scrap sheet metal of some kind.

I guess there would have to be some sort of vendor, or skill. Perhaps a mix of smithing and alchemy for making... uh.. different TP. LOL trap toilet paper, a new way for stealthily assassins to kill. You poisoned the NPC's supply with contact poison of some kind.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:59 am

Leaves, magic, play the "Make toilet paper" minigame etc.

LOL think that deserves a thread of it's own! name the 'remove the poo' spell. :rofl:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:51 am

I'm all for realism...but only in areas where the realism increases the feeling of adventure. Feet cleaning is something that can easily be role played, and does not need added features simply because this is not a sim, but an adventure game.

Cleaning, polishing, sharpening, and oiling armor, weapons, and clothes, DOES relate not only to adventure, but to economics as well. Sometimes weapons just need a good run over with a flint, they shouldn't need to be reforged after every goblin you kill, and the difference is important because the skill of sharpening a weapon requires less than the skill of actually smelting it.

If expensive clothes became soiled, they would lose the "positive" effects that you receive from NPCs, and would to either be cleaned or replaced. This prevents you from spending 10 gold on an exquisite shirt (the same as 2 loaves of bread or w/e) and being dressed like a king for the rest of the game. Your character would actually have to be wealthy to look wealthy.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:14 am

also begs the question....what do you wipe with? :unsure:

You could craft toilet paper of course... or use the magic option, or the ass-wipe spell scroll for those with insufficient skill.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:17 pm

I know that TES is always extremely detailed... but, really? Feet hygiene? I hate to say it, but I don't think the developers care much about this, and neither do 90% of gamers. Your idea might be a good one, but still, don't get your hopes up for something like this.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:50 am

I know that TES is always extremely detailed... but, really? Feet hygiene? I hate to say it, but I don't think the developers care much about this, and neither do 90% of gamers. Your idea might be a good one, but still, don't get your hopes up for something like this.

It's such an amazing idea though, and so many people think it is. There was even a Dev in here earlier looking.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:41 am

There had better be a Swiss army knife, or I ain't touching those horrendous nails of mine.

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:59 pm

There had better be a Swiss army knife, or I ain't touching those horrendous nails of mine.

Good suggestion, a little crude of a device, but it would work fine.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:52 am

my characters run around bare foot. I have never gotten them dirty.

The only diseases I have ever gotten were from bites and bashes form zombies and rats.

I really believe that the game will have a magical character cleansing feature that is so powerful and innocuous that you will never even see it at work.

Just like the oh so wonderful unseen shower and toilet that your character uses after you log off.

I just hope it doesn't use a lot of resources because I wouldn't want to waste development time and money on something so uber sweet as this. I don't want them to have to give up something major that they really wanted to put in but ran out of space on that tiny disc the game comes on.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:50 pm

Foot fetish, anyone?

Okay, here's my serious answer to this serious post: NO.

Wait, wait. Let me try that a different way...

[censored] NO!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:21 am

Foot fetish, anyone?

Okay, here's my serious answer to this serious post: NO.

Wait, wait. Let me try that a different way...

[censored] NO!

Why so mad? You like smelly feet or something? We your enemy or something?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:53 pm

Why so mad? You like smelly feet or something? We're your enemy or something?

I've seen grown orcs flee when my character took her boots off

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:36 am

i like eggs

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:39 am

I've seen grown orcs flee when my character took her boots off

Ah the dirtside of the feet. Harnessing the filth to get ahead in life by terrifying us clean feeters. Tssk tssk, your end will be that of your own undoing.

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This is a serious topic! No spam, Mr I like eggs.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:09 am

There will always be realist devotees and simulation players, this thread will go no where.

Ah what the hell.

I want to be able to have burnable clothing and it catches me on fire and that guy on fire and we stay on fire until we take our clothes off. Then we suffer 3rd degree burns that we need to find a doctor quick or else they might have to amputate our exposed unburned flesh. And makes our character lose an arm and we can only now use one handed weapons. Also I think their should be tax cut-off for people with disabilities who are missing a limb or two.

Its TES I'm sure their some sort of peasant limb insurance agency I can go to.