My fellow Nords... Let's gather and sing a song. : V

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:38 pm

Sing with me Nords!
* We crush wood elf skulls,
splatter thier brains on the floor
Hear that Orc, his nose is making a snore!
Let's grab him by his tusks, give him a little twirl
And make him cry like a itty bitty girl.
Woah look at that maid, Argonian indeed.
Spend a little time in bed and kill her in her sleep!
Watch out for Redguards, they'll steal your stuff
But we'll kill em all anyways, since we are more buff.
Imperials think they're all that, but really they're not.
We'll throw em in their arenas and make them ROT.
Khajiits just lick their n**s and pur all day long,
That's why the race will be dead by the end of this song!
Stupid High Elves, they're so ugly, lame, and yellow.
Let's bring Godzilla to squeeze em like a marshmellow. (lolseewutididthere)
Dunmers look like short little demons, with their eyes all red
So lets rip them out, and decapitate their head!
Finally Bretons, with their little staves and robes,
Let's kill them all and pike their heads all around the globe!
Oh Tamriel, give us a challenging threat!
We're the dominate race, all the others are like our pets!*

We will rule Tamriel! Hoo Rahh

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:50 am

:shocking:

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:03 am

Its funny, you say that the Nords would beat Redguards, even though Redguards are said the be the better warriors :thumbsup:

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:14 am

What on earth did I just read? :mellow:

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:37 am

What on earth did I just read? :mellow:

The truth my friend, the truth.

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:02 am

To the Wood Elfs,
with all your stealth,

silence this clumsy drunk nord
with his own babys umbilical cord

:ninja:

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:33 am

Damn eskimos. Seeing as anything above 5 degrees Celcius will kill you, why dont you go ahead and build a igloo and stay there so the big boys can enjoy their lifes in warmer and nicer place's.

Nords is like a snowman, it's not capable of anything, looks ugly, people attend to throw things at you and you cant really take the heat can you?!

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:44 am

To the Wood Elfs,
with all your stealth,

silence this clumsy drunk nord
with his own babys umbilical cord

:ninja:

That made me imagine will ferrel strangling a nord : /

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:58 am

:shocking:

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:06 am

Threads like these should constitute as bashing.

I see a new racial dominance thread every single day. I know it's all in good fun, but come on, you can only milk this thing for so long before it becomes completely dry. It got old. It got old quick.

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:37 am

Threads like these should constitute as bashing.

I see a new racial dominance thread every single day. I know it's all in good fun, but come on, you can only milk this thing for so long before it becomes completely dry. It got old. It got old quick.

It got old for you, and thanks for letting us know

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:01 pm

And the point of this thread is...?

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:01 am

And the point of this thread is...?

He's having good fun, role playing as a happy singing nord. Trying to get other norders to sing along. I'm surprised you couldn't figure that out.

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:36 am

Imperials think they're all that, but really they're not.
We'll throw em in their arenas and make them ROT.

That's why they ruled ALL 'o Tamriel!

Seriously, alcoholism should be a racial "bonus" for ye Nords! <_<