Female Bosmers? : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:13 am

Look, just face it, http://img504.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pulpsmallsi1.jpg

Please, don't ever feel you have to prove your point again.

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:46 am

Please, don't ever feel you have to prove your point again.

Aye.

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:24 am

Exactly.

As in that's exactly what I never wanted to see...

Pay me in Moans????

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:05 am

The invocation to Dibella in the PGE 1st ed. is To Dibella, who Pays Men in Moans...

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:09 pm

The invocation to Dibella in the PGE 1st ed. is To Dibella, who Pays Men in Moans...

Winner.

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:13 pm

So, which race epitomizes the masculine protector and hero figure, and depicts the woman as a fiendish, manipulating, poisoner [censored]?

The real-life human race, pretty much.

I actually have a lot of trouble finding female Bosmers in both Oblivion and Morrowind... But there's a lot of species where the female grows to be bigger and stronger than the male.

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:16 pm

Oh, I know.

Bosmer men are http://www.sinfest.net/ and Bosmer women are http://www.sinfest.net/.

As for http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2651, he's the Numidium.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:29 am

I don't remember which book it was where it was said that Bosmer women are very pleasant to the senses of males of all races while male Bosmer are just... male Bosmer.

It seems the services of Bosmer girls are quite requisited.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:42 pm

I don't remember which book it was where it was said that Bosmer women are very pleasant to the senses of males of all races while male Bosmer are just... male Bosmer.

It seems the services of Bosmer girls are quite requisited.

The Low-Key Guide to Tamrielic Brothels?

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:09 am

Something like that.

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:13 pm

So would this make female Bosmers More ferior to the Males?

Is "ferior" even a word?

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:25 am

Is "ferior" even a word?

I dunno, just figured "inferior" had to had an oppisite bucuase "in" is and prefix or something like that

» Sat May 28, 2011 12:52 am

I dunno, just figured "inferior" had to had an oppisite bucuase "in" is and prefix or something like that

you mean "superior" than?

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:25 am

Because Bosmer represent the idea that Women Are Always Beautiful and Men Are Always Short Ugly Trollish Creatures.

S'true.

In Morrowind, in Oblivion though Bosmer as a whole are pretty stupid looking...

:turtle:

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:12 am

In Morrowind, in Oblivion though Bosmer as a whole are pretty stupid looking...

:turtle:

According to Bethesda, anyway. The facegen is a shining path to racial self-worth.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:40 am

The Bosmer were totally naff in Morrowind in terms of facial looks. So they may 'mutate' themselves but that would only be the native ones not the one's who live in foreign countries. The MW Bosmer looked like brown bushes on a neck. :nope:

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:45 pm

So, which race epitomizes the masculine protector and hero figure, and depicts the woman as a fiendish, manipulating, poisoner [censored]?

You speak as if the latter is really a bad thing.

The invocation to Dibella in the PGE 1st ed. is To Dibella, who Pays Men in Moans...

And I suppose the "transactions" are.......

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:33 am

Hmm, I know that in black widow spiders, the females can be much larger than the males... and they also try to eat the males after mating

Maybe the bosmer men have to be small so they can get away before their lady gets hungry?

I can't think of any occurrence where primates, or any other mammal, where the females are always significantly larger than the males.

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:10 am

Real-world political arguments have no place in this thread or any other. A number of posts have gone away in consequence of that.

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:14 am

I can't think of any occurrence where primates, or any other mammal, where the females are always significantly larger than the males.

I can think of some old comic strips... Like those of http://www.dubout.fr/fr/dessins/couples/index.php. The women there are everything but cute, though; not like the MW bosmerettes.

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:27 am

Typical humans are more in reverse... women are usually smaller than men in height, but wider in girth.

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:44 pm

Let see.

Fargoth.
Thariel.
The Adoring Fan.
Glarthir.
Thurindil.
Maglir.

How many of the stupid, crazy, or simply annoying Bosmer are male? How many are female?

If anything makes male Bosmer inferior to Bosmerettes, it's not their size or comeliness difference; it's their minds.

Cutter?

Duchess Syl?

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:24 pm

i believe the female wood elves are suppose to look 'nymph' like, while the males are to look more 'sayter'-ish. maybe it's want each finds more attractive, hence a bit of natural selection in their looks.

hell, some bosmer males have horns.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:29 pm

i believe the female wood elves are suppose to look 'nymph' like, while the males are to look more 'sayter'-ish. maybe it's want each finds more attractive, hence a bit of natural selection in their looks.

hell, some bosmer males have horns.

I wonder why that sort of thing was left out in Oblivion. Bosmer didn't have the wierd eyes or the horns in Oblivion like they had in Morrowind.

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:05 am

True, but then there is even more things that has changed.