FIGHT! CYRUS! FIGHT! : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:41 am

My vote goes for Thras because I'd love to see more written about the Coral Kingdom (and Cyrus kicking ass there).

I would have voted for Cyrus vs MK, but since I am stationed in San DIEGO and not San FRANCISCO), I would not be able to witness the carnage (assuming innocent bystanders would be witness to the battle), and that's just a deal-breaker for me as far as my vote is concerned. :flamethrower:

Glad to hear that you'll be writing something new, though, regardless of which vote (or votes) win. Thanks, MK!

Hey blud,

You're assuming that a three-way MK/Thras/Cyrus fight based on a floating oceanic kingdom couldn't make its way down the California coast. And, like, tidal wave Rockstar SD for making me envious. Or during Comic-Con, where my favorite writers in the world stop signing autographs long enough to write-by-consensus the salvation of the last American bastion of unwavering creativity. Plus dancing.

-M.

PS - I owe you several hollabacks KT01. They're coming.

» Sun Oct 31, 2010 7:41 pm

PS - I owe you several hollabacks KT01. They're coming.

I figured they would come eventually, no worries. You're a busy man trying to make a living, or plotting world domination, or something along those lines (if it IS plotting world domination, by the way, then I want in).

Honestly, a tidal wave SHOULD wipe out Comic-Con. It sold out before I could get a damn ticket. You believe that? Probably the work of some pinko Commies. I'll get them all eventually.

Anyway, if Cyrus makes it to Thras, I hope he knows a good water-breathing spell or two. All those stories of the Altmer getting pulled into those deep underwater coral caves....scary stuff.

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:47 am

Cyrus dosn't need a spell to breathe water, he can walk it; and Cyrus never gets wet. Please.

» Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:18 pm

Hey blud,

You're assuming that a three-way MK/Thras/Cyrus fight based on a floating oceanic kingdom couldn't make its way down the California coast. And, like, tidal wave Rockstar SD for making me envious. Or during Comic-Con, where my favorite writers in the world stop signing autographs long enough to write-by-consensus the salvation of the last American bastion of unwavering creativity. Plus dancing.

-M.

PS - I owe you several hollabacks KT01. They're coming.

Since you've entertained the thought for so long, will you still host a three-way even if one of them is a vote behind the other?

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:38 am

Since you've entertained the thought for so long, will you still host a three-way even if one of them is a vote behind the other?

There are ways to shake that poll just so and make it like it's always been a tie..... >_>

» Sun Oct 31, 2010 6:38 pm

There are ways to shake that poll just so and make it like it's always been a tie..... >_>

Are you saying my vote dosn't matter?

Someone vote for Willy!

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:45 am

Are you saying my vote dosn't matter?

Someone vote for Willy!

I totally voted for Willy.

Though without A'Tori, Cyrusi couldn't beat Willi.

» Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:04 pm

Are you saying my vote dosn't matter?

Someone vote for Willy!

I'm just all for that three-way, I mean, three for the price of two, that's quite a deal....

» Sun Oct 31, 2010 8:05 pm

Well, it looks like Thras could use a little more loving then, as MK pulls ahead. But for those who voted for Kru-Bula-Kru, Tall Papa, and Willy, don't remove your votes! The lowest voted guys affect how long MK has to write this!

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:18 am

We should un-vote, then evenly disperse our votes to each candidate.

As punishment for his sins, Cyrus needs to free style with history's greatest Masters of Ceremony, before he can debark from the Far Shores.

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:03 am

OK guys, I bought a plane ticket to San Francisco online. I'm leaving for there tomorrow morning. MK, where will the fight take place, and when? I want to have a good spot ready to watch.

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 3:31 am

At the time of posting this the poll is set right for Cyrus verses Pelinal, the Coral Kingdom of Thras, and MK.

If that happens everything will zero sum.

Make it so.

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:33 am

People! Thras needs your help!

VOTEVOTEVOTE!

» Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:10 pm

I voted for MK.

And, hey, nice to see the legend drop by once in a while. :wavey:

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:42 am

At the time of posting this the poll is set right for Cyrus verses Pelinal, the Coral Kingdom of Thras, and MK.

If that happens everything will zero sum.

Make it so.

But... How did... so many votes.

HAX0RS! Damn them!

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:58 am

I hate the Sload; shall they be beaten down by all heroes, under all flags, til the end of time, and Aka taketh us home. Let the 'buggers sink.

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:50 am

I hate the Sload; shall they be beaten down by all heroes, under all flags, til the end of time, and Aka taketh us home. Let the 'buggers sink.

Someone's got the idea.

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:42 am

At the time of posting this the poll is set right for Cyrus verses Pelinal, the Coral Kingdom of Thras, and MK.

Um.

"What were those rules of engagement again..?"

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:53 am

Um.

"What were those rules of engagement again..?"

The gentlemen's concordance is for gentlemen only.

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:22 am

Um.

"What were those rules of engagement again..?"

always aim at the face?

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:20 pm

We need some extra votes to Willy and kru-bula-kru to give MK more time

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:37 am

You know... I'm kinda upset that it looks like Sura is up against MK. I have no doubt that it will be a good fight and a fun story, but its not exactly going to be something we can reference in lore :/

In other words, vote with foresight people.

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 3:20 pm

We need some extra votes to Willy and kru-bula-kru to give MK more time

No sooner asked than done dear prime primate.

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:57 am

EDIT: Nevermind. I'll vote for...the Snow Whale Bull of the Northern Clouds. Awesome right? Right?

...........

Honestly, I really have no idea what's going on here...

» Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:43 am

*Sigh* [censored] it! I never have really understood posts similar to these and I still can't understand it.

Would anybody please fill an ignorant soul in? :sad:

MK is going to write about a fight between Cyrus and whomever wins this poll. Cyrus was the protagonist in Redguard, and fooled Vivec into surrendering by making it seem like he was going to use a sword technique that's pretty much a nuclear explosion in a previous sword meeting. He also killed a dragon and did something to REALLY piss off the Hist. Basically, he's the TES Bruce Willis.

And after giving it some real thought, I'd like to see Cyrus wreck those damned slugs of Thras.