Hey peoples,

On our left corner, we have Cyrus the Redguard. On our right, we have... whoever (in one case, whatever) wins the poll.

Included by their names are the locations of each fight. You've seen the Red Vest take down the Domino of the East, now watch him Hoon-ding it across all of space and time.

I'll shut the poll on July 4th, something I think Cyrus might appreciate. To make it even more fun, I'll take the number of the votes of the least wanted fighter and have exactly that many days to write it. If even one of them is 0, no leather, no guns, no fun. That means at least ONE of you must vote for each fighter.

(And, Huck, before you ask/whinge/remind: Numinatus! has morphed into something entirely more spherical. I never forget, I just let it lay dormant until it smells right.)

By the way, the voting is here, whereas the fiction will debut at http://monkeytruth.net/.

Love. Spreads. GO!

It's halfway between the western west and the eastern west and it's in the [censored] way.

As on TIL, cast for Tiber Septim, on Masser. Damn hard choice, though.

Pelinal. The Blood God, Khorne, is pleased as the knight wipes places off the map in his madness, and demands the mad one fights the man who makes way in a glorious battle!

Oh God. Why did I vote for Willy the [censored] Bitten? ON MY OWN POLL?

Not that I can't wait to write it, but no one else on planet net wants to vote for that [censored]! So that means whichever fighter wins, I have exactly one day to write about it.

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Okay, it's ON, I've joined the Immortal Jellyfish.

The invocation. It worked. Now we know MK's weakness, and can exploit it to the full extent the forum's servers can handle.
Or we could be good, but that's no fun.

Also, go Coral Kingdom of Thras, go! Sload need moar love, even if they don't necessarily express it themselves.

That's still running?

I just edited the Poll to clarify that the "Bull of the Northern Clouds" was, in fact, the Snow Whale from the Aldudagga fights. Cuz, ya know, people mighta thought I meant that other bull.

Coral Kingdom, hands down.

Captain Cyrus at World's End...

http://www.kidreviewer.com/images/2007/May/pirates_calypso.jpg

I learnt the first time 'round of the powers of the Hoon-Ding (else known as the shell Cyrus the Awfully-Stab-Happy), let him go fight Lizards in the unconquerable land.

However atleast I'm not fighting Willy, I hear he's [censored] mad. Madder than our soul even bro'.

A horrible thing indeed. If you see him, let M'aiq know. M'aiq wants to make sure to look in the other direction.

Rematch, Thras.

Go giant slug guys, go!

My heart said, "Michael Kirkbride (beneath San Francisco)", but my head and my vote went to "Tiber Septim (on Masser)". :shrug:

Awesome.
yeah, Thras. I mean, come on.

You're welcome. I hope the invocation worked, anyway.

I'll vote for Pelinal, though Tall Papa would be good also.

I voted for Michael Kirkbride (beneath San Francisco), but alas, I fear I am defeated.

So where did all those votes for St. Francis come from?

Willy the Bitten

My bet is on the Daedra Lords, I think they're his other accounts.

So, what happens if there's a tie?
Cyrus VS Sload in San Francisco?

(actually, on that topic, I just have one request if Cyrus VS MK wins the poll, which is sounding more and more awesome. Cyrus has to fight a subway train/cable car. You can't have a fish out of temporal water without an encounter with a metal monster! )

I wouldn't mind seeing Cyrus fight Vivec.

If you mean Sload the person, I might just have to recast my vote.

Me too

I'm a massive lurker but very rarely login or post but the thought of a sload fight was too good an opportunity to pass up!