Fighters Guild Rat Quest : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:21 am

In the next rat-quest, the rats can save the player instead, from a crazy paranoid cat woman that is bothered by rats that go into her basemant. In her insanity she mistakes you from being a rat and send her giant cats at you, but the rats comes to rescue and together you vanquish the woman and her cats. The entire house then ends up being taken over by rats and quest is done.

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:40 pm

Persuade Rats to join the Fighter's guild <_<

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:32 am

Hired by a rat to exterminate a nest of vicious Dunmer women in his attic.

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:46 am

Which would you like to see? or perhaps another creature?

MUST BE RATS. Any mix of the two would be a nice easter egg.

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:27 pm

Next game needs wererats. Your quest is to destroy a nest of them, but if you are bitten in the process you become one yourself and have to play the rest of the game in that form...

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» Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:54 pm

How about a Rat God that makes the Numidium seem like an ant in comparison? The most epic questline would ensue...

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:06 pm

You have to side with one of the two talking rat-clans, and then e-rat-icate the other.

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:58 pm

Or you could help the two groups ratify a new peace treaty...

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:39 pm

Break up a rival Rat-fighting ring because "This stupid Argonian is taking business away from your superior Dunmer questgiver."

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:27 pm

Or we could just make rats a playable race :hubbahubba:

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:18 pm

Or we could just make rats a playable race :hubbahubba:

Think of the epic spells!

Summon Cheese FTW! :thumbsup:

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:20 pm

One person is breeding rats for some contest. There's another one who's trying to wack them so his rats will win. Both contract the fighters guild to help. You get one contract, another fighters guild guy gets the other contract. You show up to fulfill your end, run into the other person and there's a really funny conversation while you figure out how to handle the double contract.

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:53 am

I'd prefer investigating a noise disturbance, and you arrive to find two different rat factions in a civil war. You choose to help one side kill the other side and are then awarded with cheese.

Oh, and the king of the other rats hires a band of Orc mercenaries to help his side.

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:23 pm

One person is breeding rats for some contest. There's another one who's trying to wack them so his rats will win. Both contract the fighters guild to help. You get one contract, another fighters guild guy gets the other contract. You show up to fulfill your end, run into the other person and there's a really funny conversation while you figure out how to handle the double contract.

That...Could actually actually be a pretty nifty quest. :goodjob:

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:27 pm

Mid-level quest, where you fight "a few rats", which turns out to be a large swarm which then turns out to be a nest of shapeshifted vampires. Which you then kill.

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:02 pm

How about a Daedric Prince hires you through the Fighter's Guild to kill rats that have entered into his realm?

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:21 pm

How about a Daedric Prince hires you through the Fighter's Guild to kill rats that have entered into his realm?

He should also be scared of them.

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:12 pm

He should also be scared of them.

Yes, it should be Sheogorath.

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:19 pm

Yes, it should be Sheogorath.

Wouldn't he be the Grand Champion?

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:08 pm

Wouldn't he be the Grand Champion?

That's the twist.

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:02 pm

What if the devs (or modders) made a playable rat humanoid race, sort of how argonians are a playable lizard race. Kind of like Master Splinter from TMNT.

Hehe, I started this thread to keep everyone entertained until the next speculation thread was opened; I'm glad to see that everyone enjoys it.

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:50 pm

I heart stabbing rats.

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:45 pm

(or modders) made a playable rat humanoid race, sort of how argonians are a playable lizard race. Kind of like Master Splinter from TMNT.

http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=Mods.Detail&id=202789&id=6548http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=32809.

http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=22210 http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=30658.

» Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:03 am

Maybe they should do like a rat gang war. Where two different kind of rats are fighting each other and you're paid to help one side in the battle (maybe even get a decision on who you want to help) the possibilities for that kind of humorous quest are endless.

» Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:03 pm

it should be protecting cougars from rats.