FIRST the ban on Talos worship, now a BAN on Sweetroll consu

Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:33 am

These Thalmor punks are really going over with banning things! First the White-Gold Concordat, now the Sweet-Tasting Condordat! I was minding my own business when I saw a justiciar hauling away a Talos worshipper. I hadn't eaten in days. I transformed the justiciar into a sweetroll and ate her. This ticked them off and they just randomly attacked me! I was shocked by their rude behavior, so I transformed a female Thalmor guard into a male one. Then came the lightning bolts and fireballs. People started dying and all hell broke loose.

Any TRUE son or daughter of Skyrim will STAND UP for our rights! Sweetrolls are a Nord specialty! We will not stand by while the Imperials ignore us! They have gone too far!
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Lilit Ager
 
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:37 am

What is....how did...why is...what...???
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Roddy
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:00 pm

inb4 lock
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Mashystar
 
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:11 am

Hey... hey pass the skooma.
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Jay Baby
 
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:09 am

I just kill anyone who try's to tell me what to do. There was also this group against daedra worshiping, and I thought sanguine was a cool guy, so I killed them too.
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Steve Smith
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:25 pm

And then cheese! For Everyone! Well, except those skeevers they get PINECONES!
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Lyndsey Bird
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:29 pm

http://www.myfacewhen.com/232/
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Cool Man Sam
 
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:58 am

I like to go to the Thalmor Headquarters next to Castle Dour and throw a dual cast fire rune on the floor in the map room. I've never actually seen anyone in there, but I like to imagine that at least a couple of them are getting pretty annoyed.
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Chris Jones
 
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:55 am

Let me guess, someone stole your sveetroll...?
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Benito Martinez
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:37 pm

This attack on sweetrolls is truly a step too far. They are not only a significant saccharine staple of Skyrim, but ALL of Tamriel for hundreds of years! Conflicts centered upon these delectable objects of import have afterall been major aspects of the formative years of all of Nirn's greatest heroes!
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Spaceman
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:42 pm

lol You ate a Thalmor....did you get lover's comfort for doing so?

GIGGIDY GOO!
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Sabrina Schwarz
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:31 pm

Sweetrolls are a Nord specialty!


Actually, Sweetrolls are an Empire culinary creation which has been taken up by the Nords
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ShOrty
 
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:55 am

Unfortunately, some specialties seem to be spam.
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