[Chloe Botham]

No football today, this svcks. I think the amount of matches I haven't seen in the last 3 weeks can be counted on one hand.

I WANT MORE FOOTBALL!

[Andrew Perry]

I'm gonna get these all out at once while they're still in my head.




What's the difference between Wayne Rooney and a failing jet engine?

Spoiler

Eventually the jet engine will stop whining.

What's the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek?

Spoiler

Shrek can save the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler

FIFA say the chicken didn't cross the road.

Emile Heskey smashed a volley into the net.

Spoiler

He's rubbish at tennis too.

What does an Englishman do after England win the World Cup?

Spoiler

Switches off the PlayStation.

What do you call an Englishman at the World Cup Final?

Spoiler

The referee.

What's the difference between the England team and a tea bag?

Spoiler

The tea bag stays in the cup for longer.

England are flying back to a hero's welcome.

Spoiler

Their flight got diverted to Glasgow.

David Blaine is gutted.

Spoiler

Wayne Rooney just broke his record for longest stretch of time doing nothing in a box.

Of course Wayne Rooney's been scoring in training.

Spoiler

He was playing against the England defence.

The England team went to visit a Cape Town orphanage.

Spoiler

"It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope", said one of the orphans.

The North of England was put on flood alert after England's defeat to Germany.

Spoiler

The whole of Scotland was pissing itself laughing.

Rob Green had 500 shots at his goal in training today, and didn't drop a single one.

Spoiler

Tomorrow him and Emile Heskey will train with the rest of the team.

[Sxc-Mary]

I'm gonna get these all out at once while they're still in my head.




What's the difference between Wayne Rooney and a failing jet engine?

Spoiler

Eventually the jet engine will stop whining.

What's the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek?

Spoiler

Shrek can save the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler

FIFA say the chicken didn't cross the road.

Emile Heskey smashed a volley into the net.

Spoiler

He's rubbish at tennis too.

What does an Englishman do after England win the World Cup?

Spoiler

Switches off the PlayStation.

What do you call an Englishman at the World Cup Final?

Spoiler

The referee.

What's the difference between the England team and a tea bag?

Spoiler

The tea bag stays in the cup for longer.

England are flying back to a hero's welcome.

Spoiler

Their flight got diverted to Glasgow.

David Blaine is gutted.

Spoiler

Wayne Rooney just broke his record for longest stretch of time doing nothing in a box.

Of course Wayne Rooney's been scoring in training.

Spoiler

He was playing against the England defence.

The England team went to visit a Cape Town orphanage.

Spoiler

"It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope", said one of the orphans.

The North of England was put on flood alert after England's defeat to Germany.

Spoiler

The whole of Scotland was pissing itself laughing.

Rob Green had 500 shots at his goal in training today, and didn't drop a single one.

Spoiler

Tomorrow him and Emile Heskey will train with the rest of the team.

:rofl: Well i have a GSOH and those are very good

[Harry Hearing]

Those were good.


In the jungle, South African jungle
Three lions sleep tonight
Cos in the morning, the early morning
They have to catch a flight
A win no way, a win no way
A win no way, a win no way

[Suzy Santana]

Woh man all those are freaking HILARIOUS!!!! :rofl:

[Bird]

I forgot to share a couple of chants from the pub when I was watching the England vs Slovenia game:

"There are too many English, in this pub! There are too many English, in this pub! There are too many English, too many English, there are too many English in this pub!"

And the old classic:

"Let's all laugh at England, let's all laugh at England, ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha!"

And the poor lone sod when Defoe scored:

"He's not English, he's just a subject of the Empire!"

Oh dear.

[Natalie Taylor]

I'm already beginning to get nervous about friday. Can we pull it off? The whole world seems to think not.

Still, in '88 we started slow aswell and went on to win the European Championship. Anything is possible, I guess.

We need to beat Brasil!

[Scotties Hottie]

I forgot to share a couple of chants from the pub when I was watching the England vs Slovenia game:

"There are too many English, in this pub! There are too many English, in this pub! There are too many English, too many English, there are too many English in this pub!"

And the old classic:

"Let's all laugh at England, let's all laugh at England, ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha!"

And the poor lone sod when Defoe scored:

"He's not English, he's just a subject of the Empire!"

Oh dear.

If only Scotland could manage to qualify but I never believe in miracles

[Philip Lyon]

You know what would be fun? If in the euro 2012 qualifications England, Scotland, and Ireland all ended up in the same group. Well, fun to to watch from a safe distance at any rate.

[Michael Russ]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8777118.stm

[Sammie LM]

Now that's what I call overreacting.

[Red Bevinz]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8777118.stm

I love how the FIFA is unpleased with this, what are they gonna do? Ban them? :laugh:

[Add Me]

I'm gonna get these all out at once while they're still in my head.

[snip]

:clap: Thanks for making my day.

Oh, and Roy Hodgson is Liverpool's new manager. I would have liked seeing Kenny Dalglish have the job, but I think this can turn out nice.

Even though, I would have much prefered to keep Rafa.

[Jade]

Even though, I would have much prefered to keep Rafa.

:confused:

[Anna S]

My friend brought a vuvuzela to school yesterday. Many lolz and headaches ensued.

[danni Marchant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkermZqCMUw
How the hell someone like this was selected to lead a team in the playing field is beyond me.

On a slightly different note:
http://www.infobae.com/adjuntos/imagenes/10/0341051B.jpg
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/larissa-riquelme/larissa_riquelme-1.jpg

:hubbahubba:

[Joe Bonney]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkermZqCMUw
How the hell someone like this was selected to lead a team in the playing field is beyond me.

One word sums that person up but the worst one I can use on here is TOSSER

[aisha jamil]

Even though, I would have much prefered to keep Rafa.

Why? Yeah, he was very good for the first couple of season he was there, but in the last season or two he has completely lost the plot. What kind of fool messes around trying to get Gareth Barry when he already has Xabi Alonso in place? He ended up losing both of them. I don't even know where to start with his countless rubbish signings either.

[Franko AlVarado]

http://www.bild.de/BILD/video/clip/sport/wm-2010/wm-newscase/wm-news/2010/06/27/fans-suedafrika.html


~1 minute in. Pure quality.

[Sherry Speakman]

http://www.bild.de/BILD/video/clip/sport/wm-2010/wm-newscase/wm-news/2010/06/27/fans-suedafrika.html


~1 minute in. Pure quality.

I heard about him on the Guardian blog this morning. :laugh: I knew you'd be up for that one.

[GEo LIme]

Wow what a game in the 1/4s. My football brain tells me Brazil, but I so want Holland to get one, if only for all those dykes they've fingered.

[Campbell]

Dammit, I bet that Fabiano would be the first scorer.

I also bet that Brazil will win.

I like this referee, no nonsense guy but doesn't show a card for every foul.

[Leah]

Mathijsen pulled up while warming up, and Holland have to reorganise their defence two minutes before kick off. As a result no one is marking Robinho as he skates one round the keeper. As a result Holland try to get him sent off. What an atmosphere!

[Scott]

Brazil dominate right now, Holland are clinging on with the proverbials.

[Sebrina Johnstone]

Why must Robben take 100 little fairy steps before doing ANYTHING with the ball?

And what the [censored] was that ridiculous corner they just attempted?