spartans fought naked...didnt they?
*warrior swings sword towards the waist*
*spartan does a light skip backwards*
*spartan notices he's bleeding*
*looks down*
*spartan screams*
*warrior goes

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Warrior: Should have worn pants man.
We usually call those cross dressers.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.......
They're transvestites!?!?!
That puts the nail in the coffin, I'm always going to join them!