I may be decendant of Napoleon. Evidently my ancestor gave birth to his love child, which she then sent to Sweden when he was 18 years old. And now here I am

Oh, and on my mothers side, my ancestor there was a very successful businessman who owned a lot of East Indiamen. Though I think they all sank at one point...
Edit: maybe I should say the first one is just a rumor, I think the true story is just that it was a noble family who had to change names to avoid getting executed during the french revolution. My last name is Estelle (don't you taunt me, americans!) Would be fun if there was some truth in it though