You can change the way the forum looks and get rid of " than damn static warrior in the background" by changing the "Bethesda Softworks" option in the bottom left corner of the forums to "IP.Board"
Thank you so, so very much. I still wouldn't want this happening to other members though.
Edit: I prefer this white look to the dark vanilla Beth forum look anyway, thanks again, I had no idea I could have done that. Then again, I had no idea that it would burn onto my screen either.