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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 9:44 pm

Wouldn't it be fun if the moderators could still harass you in your own game?! :clap:

:o We wouldn't do such a thing would we? :whistling:
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Horse gal smithe
 
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 8:53 pm

I'm pretty sure I'll be in the game in a very awesome role as a Daedric Prince. :wink:
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Campbell
 
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Post » Sat May 14, 2011 1:35 am

Justicer mighty bringer of Justice. Wanders the mountains of Skyrim putting an end to all injustice. All the Criminal scum flee before him and his mighty Hammer.
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stacy hamilton
 
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 4:36 pm

I'm pretty sure I'll be in the game in a very awesome role as a Daedric Prince. :wink:

<_<
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Dean Brown
 
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 4:18 pm

Todd Howard should be in the game. But only if he is the new andoring fan :tongue: .
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Laura Ellaby
 
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 10:05 pm

They allready put me in one of the games.
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Bethany Short
 
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 11:01 pm

There should be a library in V that contains a group of scholars called “The Forum of The Elder Scrolls” who just debate and complain about how much better everything in the world should be. :lmao:

They discuss how create a utopia, but at the end of the debates its all for nothing, and impossible.
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Janine Rose
 
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 4:29 pm

Wouldn't it be fun if the moderators could still harass you in your own game?! :clap:

Name some important Legion members after the Mods.
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Joanne
 
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Post » Sat May 14, 2011 12:55 am

They should include "Mela"a [censored] bag nord who makes weird sounds and mastvrbates in the woods. Err I mean a cool guy in a shiny armor.
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Crystal Clear
 
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 12:20 pm

Name some important Legion members after the Mods.

Umrahel gaurd of Winterhold.

I think it could work.

Also make his face seem....apish.
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sas
 
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 5:50 pm

Don't think there'd be any place for me in the game, even if I weren't new around here. Forum name's kind of silly, real name's too common. I'd settle for Kynareth / Kyne being shown with her dove symbol again, though. :)
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darnell waddington
 
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 10:07 pm

:o We wouldn't do such a thing would we? :whistling:

Oh..hmm hmm..we'll see. :chaos:

Umrahel gaurd of Winterhold.

I think it could work.

Also make his face seem....apish.

That guard will get so much abuse! :ooo:
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Miragel Ginza
 
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 2:15 pm

It would be really cool if one of the elder dragons you came across in Skyrim was dubbed Cipher by the local nords or something :whistling: :wink: :wink:

or maybe a local nord named Cipher went missing and was eaten by said dragon :P
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Katie Louise Ingram
 
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Post » Sat May 14, 2011 12:59 am

Marcus Proditus, Imperial City Forum, Day 1

I've left the snowy tundras of Skyrim to travel to the land of the Imperials. As I write this, I am sitting in the capital. Specifically, I found myself wandering in the Imperial Forum when I overheard a group of citizens discussing Skyrim's degrading allegiance to the Empire. At least I think that's what they were talking about. It started with that topic initially, but soon changed to which race is better than which, and then why Bravil looks like it was constructed by a legion of drunk mudcrabs. Really, is this the subject of life in the heart of the new empire? I am fortunate that my ancestors left to Skyrim while they could...

Marcus Proditus, Imperial City Forum, Day 2

I returned to the forum today to go shopping. While there, I purchased a loaf of bread, an apple, and a new blanket to replace the one I lost near Bruma. I was soon approached by an Altmer (What is an Altmer still doing here? Summerset is an empire of its own now...) who told me that "I'm doing it wrong." He claimed that I should have purchased the apples with a better texture and a blanket with fewer seams. Fewer seams on a blanket? A redder apple that is smoother to the touch? Really, is all this necessary? He said I was fortunate to have come from wealth - that I have more opportunity than the common masses who lack the opportunity to have better. I didn't wish to seem rude, so I assured the elf that I would consider his advice in the future, but for right now, an apple is an apple.

Marcus Proditus, Imperial City Forum, Day 3

Heard another session of dialog while passing through the forum today. This time it was a band of adventurers discussing sword technique. The biggest among them expressed his opinion that swordsmanship is as simple as, well, swinging a sword. He had it in his mind that it didn't matter how you slice, rather, it was entirely up to your opponent to decide whether or not they are struck. In my years, rarely have I heard of a victim giving consent to find himself at the wrong end of a blade. Another in the group, who seemed more experienced than the others, shared the same disbelief as I in regards to the other man's statements. Your own skill determines your ability to rend your foes in twain. You can't just swing a sword back and forth, you need precision, accuracy, and timing. His friend (so he seemed by his manner) further added that proper swordsmanship requires a certain level of flair, so it can appear realistic. I for one would not doubt the reality of a blade headed my way under any circumstance. Last I heard (before the group walked out of hearing) one of the elderly warriors, who seemed to be an old war veteran, scoffed at today's interpretation of swordsmanship. It was in his opinion that no two blades are alike, and their technique differs on shape and size. People should train differently, with different weapons, and not just lump them together and call it a single skill. I've never been one for fighting myself, a point which the Nords back in Skyrim would always pester me on, but I found the discussion musing nonetheless.

Marcus Proditus, Imperial City Forum, Day 4

Earlier today I visited my cousin in the Old Temple District. We shared a nice meal and caught up on family affairs. But it was not before long that she had to travel to work, and I found myself in the forum again with nothing better to occupy my day. On this day, I may have heard the most nonsensical statement yet. One of the local noblemen sold his manor in the city because its furnishings weren't up to his standards. As a replacement, he purchased a small cottage outside the city walls because it had better furniture placement. Where is the logic in this? Aside from that, there was a politician asking citizens what kind of people they were, and whether they considered themselves good, neutral or evil. Another politician attempting to change the law about public indecency. A merchant giving free breaded sticks of cooked slaughterfish meat to every new face he saw (which, I may say, taste very delicious). And a shady figure asking people how much blood should spill depending on where puncture wounds would land on a body. I'm not sure I can take any more nonsense in this forum...

Marcus Proditus, Imperial City Forum, Day 5

Well, it's settled. I can't take life in Cyrodiil any further. There is just too much nonsense. A beggar came up to me asking for coins, and her hoarse, worn voice changed to that of a noblewoman when I inquired about her background. Then another woman came up, slapped her in the face, and claimed that she was full of insects. I can't stand parasites myself. I quickly ran from that foul thing. I got lost and ventured into one of the further corners of the forum. I found a group of elder philosophers discussing utopia. Which was all well and good, were it not for the fact that they had been engaged in this conversation for 16 years. I asked them what results this discussion yielded, and they could only shake their heads and sigh before returning to their debate. And then I saw a madman claiming that life had become too easy to facilitate more involvement with the common masses, when life should be as difficult as possible to ensure that only the dedicated persevere atop society. The people in this province lack sense. I am ashamed to call myself an Imperial now. Tomorrow morning, I return to Skyrim. But with the ever growing situation with the Empire, and rumors of great disaster on the horizon, I can only wonder how long it will be before my homeland degenerates into a similar state...
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Jesus Lopez
 
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Post » Sat May 14, 2011 2:42 am

Snip...

:goodjob:
I think that would be a fantastic easter egg for people to find!
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Manuela Ribeiro Pereira
 
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 4:48 pm

It would be nice if Beth gave these forums a shout out in the credits beings as though this is where the die hards hang out all day everyday!

Special thanks to John the Fish great guy!!!!
Also Katie the cleaner, funny gal!!!
Also to our friends and family who have supported us through this project, your the greatest!!!!!!







Oh... and the forum.
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Laura-Jayne Lee
 
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 5:40 pm

That guard will get so much abuse! :ooo:

*Hides larger hammer*

Of course not. Who would abuse a guard named after you, now really? :whistling:
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