Found out how Nanosuit wearer takes a piss!

Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:35 pm

In the book Crysis: Legion,

Alcatraz says: "Anyway it's what you guys live for. That and sixual dysfunction. They haven't outfitted the N2 with a hydraulic dike, more's the pity. I do have this rubberized nozzle rammed up my ass so I don't soil the suit; I suppose that might come in handy for giggles as well as **** if you swing that way, which I don't"

Other things I found out...he almost drowned when he was 8 and is scared of water. He hated his mother...she was crazy.
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jason worrell
 
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:42 am

LOL I have read that too in the book, It was so friggin funny... there are many moments in the book where he makes references to many things in world.

its good book, worth checking for those who are interested to understand Alcatraz personality :D
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:34 am

I was suprised at how many funny moments were in the book, you could throw Big Al in the worst situation and he would almost always crack a joke about it, and about that tube-up-ass yhing, I wonder what Prophet's expression was like when he had to ram it up Al's ass.
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:45 pm

Alcatraz is scared of water?

svcks to be him, he spends 90% of the time in the drink in the game. No wonder he can't talk otherwise the entire game would be:

'AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gasp* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
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