Freaking out / paranoid right now : Othor Games

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:57 am

I'll summon all the demons you want for $0.25 each.

I really do think this is mostly paranoia, and taking it lightly is OK, and nobody's being nasty, but... I dunno. Long as it ain't mean spirited it's fine I 'spose... I just felt like there should at least be more of a focus on telling the OP it's probably nothing.

I mostly brought up the occultist stuff because that's my pet hobby, but what the other guy was doing sounded more like the "Bloody Mary" thing than anything that was actually serious.

It's all equally unserious.

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:05 pm

Freaking out / paranoid right now

So I just got back from this party, and there was one guy there that was offering out ... I said to myself you know "hey I shouldnt be messing around with this type of stuff, so ill go in there (an isolated room with lights turned off), wait 10 minutes, and come back out again." Well I went up to him he gave me this paper and some wierd.
I went in there, and came back out 10 minutes later. I just sat there for 10 minutes, and during the last minute I started to feel uneasy. Now it's like ever since then I've just been super paranoid and feel like somethings watching me

What I read.

» Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:29 am

Dude, seriously, get a grip.

Read these words so you won't chick out.

"I'am the master of my fate, I'am the captain of my soul"

No one controls your life but you, so Oscar Mike please?

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:43 pm

I think http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MjuEqaSWmk is extremely appropriate for the situation.

Seriously though, I've experienced some rather strange occurrences in my days* and I'm still uncertain of such things being the skeptic that I am. However, that being said I do have some friends (a couple) who certainly believe in such things and actually moved out of their house recently because they thought a "ghost" or "evil spirit" was making strange noises and the dry erase board on their wall fell off the wall one night while they were asleep. Now they are living with his parents. :shrug:

I personally don't think you have anything to worry about Panda Warrior. You should just try to be calm and not let fear get to you.
To quote good ole Franklin D Roosevelt "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"

For the length of story*

Spoiler

One really strange event in particular has stuck with me for years. I was in that between moment of almost sleep when all of a sudden there was a feeling like someone was using a pin roller on my mattress from my legs up. I immediately opened my eyes and it stopped. I shrugged it off as a trick of my brain. Once again I got to the point of almost sleep then it happened again. But this time when I opened my eyes I actually saw the mattress moving as of someone was using a giant pin roller. I tried to move but couldn't until what sounded like a little girls voice (So cliche'. Why little girls?) whispered "Don't worry, I've got you." At which point I bolted out of my bed and went into my living room. After I calmed down I decided it was like I had originally thought. A trick of the mind. However, to play it safe I slept on the couch. Never had anything like that happen again since then. And I've been to so called "haunted" places... Just thought I would share that cause even if it was real I came out fine. And I think you will too OP.

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:40 pm

One really strange event in particular has stuck with me for years. I was in that between moment of almost sleep when all of a sudden there was a feeling like someone was using a pin roller on my mattress from my legs up.

Beleive it or not, that has happened to me too. As if the cat was walking around the bed as she sometimes does, but i couldn't see anything. That has happened twice now atleast. No idea what it is, but i'm more inclined to believe it's my matress' springs giving up rather than a ghost trying to freak me out :shrug:

My view on these thing resembles mostly http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnosticism, i acknowledge the possibility that there may be powers outside existence as we know it, but it seems they're not too interested in meddling with us humans. As such i doubt any "demon" would bother harassing me.

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:53 pm

Hahaha, none of that stuff exists. Why don't I ever get approached to make some money out of these things...

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:58 am

Just chillin' out with my bro Nyarlhotep right now, he says Belial was only messing with you, don't worry about it. He's been such a pansy ever since Dante whooped his ass in Devil May Cry 4,

» Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:28 am

What kind of a party were you at?!?

» Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:36 am

While it's highly unlikely that you actually interacted with a demon, you shouldn't mess with guys like that. He could be the sort of guy who's into human sacrifices and stuff like that.

I personally don't believe in spirits or anything like that, and you're just freaking out. Stop thinking about it and you'll be fine in a day or two.

» Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:15 am

What kind of a party were you at?!?

This is what i am wondering.

» Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:01 am

Well good job, you probably exposed yourself to some warpstone, and now some Horror of Tzeentch will fly out your stomach. Psh, Nurgle and Khorne don't rely on svck pansy-assed trickery, and they're the awesome ones.

We all know World Eaters and Death Guards were the best Chaos Legions. So if you do get lucky and get possesed by Khorne, kid, be a World Eater. Its a fun job. The Eye of Terror is beautiful tis time of ear I hear.

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 6:06 pm

Well good job, you probably exposed yourself to some warpstone, and now some Horror of Tzeentch will fly out your stomach. Psh, Nurgle and Khorne don't rely on svck pansy-assed trickery, and they're the awesome ones.

Khorne demands BLOOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Khorne DEMANDS that the OP disembowel himself and offer a cup!

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:44 pm

Two Warhammer 40k Jokes in a row? The Hive Mind is happy about this.

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:30 pm

If you imagine something's there, you most probably will feel like it really is. You will be feeding off your own tension. Listen to some soothing music, Enya or something.

Or, Disregard Satan, Aquire Rosary.

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:36 pm

So I just got back from this party, and there was one guy there that was offering out 20 bucks if attempted to 'summon a demon' I said to myself you know "hey I shouldnt be messing around with this type of stuff, so ill go in there (an isolated room with lights turned off), wait 10 minutes, and come back out again." Well I went up to him he gave me this sheet of paper and told me to read it over and do what it said and it told me to picture some wierd symbol in my head and chant out "belial" a bunch of times" well I 'read' through it, and went in there, and came back out 10 minutes later. I NEVER did any of the stuff on the sheet, I just sat there for 10 minutes, and during the last minute I started to feel uneasy. Now it's like ever since then I've just been super paranoid and feel like somethings watching me even though I never did any part of that ritual thing.

You accepted the contract by accepting the $20.

Better get yourself a shotgun and a chainsaw, things are about to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOZKFuX5Apc.

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:15 pm

So I just got back from this party, and there was one guy there that was offering out 20 bucks if attempted to 'summon a demon' I said to myself you know "hey I shouldnt be messing around with this type of stuff, so ill go in there (an isolated room with lights turned off), wait 10 minutes, and come back out again." Well I went up to him he gave me this sheet of paper and told me to read it over and do what it said and it told me to picture some wierd symbol in my head and chant out "belial" a bunch of times" well I 'read' through it, and went in there, and came back out 10 minutes later. I NEVER did any of the stuff on the sheet, I just sat there for 10 minutes, and during the last minute I started to feel uneasy. Now it's like ever since then I've just been super paranoid and feel like somethings watching me even though I never did any part of that ritual thing.

You must journey to the buried temple of the mighty Bathras and urinate on the altar. Upon this urination the temple shall give way and you will see a bridge across the ether leading into a blue dimension. Enter Hyperspace and confront the hyperspatial super-entities before they split your thoughts open and scatter your individual atoms across the universe.

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:03 pm

I think the joke answer quota for this thread is filled, so I guess it's my job to tell the real, serious answer. :sadvaultboy:

Here it goes:

Demons / ghosts / magic are not real! So forget about it.

Here's the absolute proof: If ghosts and / demons / magic were real, dont you think at least one company or government or hospital would use those to make decisions, or cure people, or kill other people? (seriously, it'd be pretty useful to have chaos marines on a battlefield)

No, they dont, so this proves beyond any reasonable doubt that those things do not exists. Therefore, you have to assume it was a joke (by someone really messed up) to try to freak you out. So forget about it! And next time you meet the guy... :toughninja:

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:56 pm

You must journey to the buried temple of the mighty Bathras and urinate on the altar. Upon this urination the temple shall give way and you will see a bridge across the ether leading into a blue dimension. Enter Hyperspace and confront the hyperspatial super-entities before they split your thoughts open and scatter your individual atoms across the universe.

You are *happy campers*! I am *expanding*! It is so *squishy* to *smell* you.

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:04 pm

So I just got back from this party, and there was one guy there that was offering out 20 bucks if attempted to 'summon a demon' I said to myself you know "hey I shouldnt be messing around with this type of stuff, so ill go in there (an isolated room with lights turned off), wait 10 minutes, and come back out again." Well I went up to him he gave me this sheet of paper and told me to read it over and do what it said and it told me to picture some wierd symbol in my head and chant out "belial" a bunch of times" well I 'read' through it, and went in there, and came back out 10 minutes later. I NEVER did any of the stuff on the sheet, I just sat there for 10 minutes, and during the last minute I started to feel uneasy. Now it's like ever since then I've just been super paranoid and feel like somethings watching me even though I never did any part of that ritual thing.

I have to agree with others, you're likely doing this to yourself through suggestion. Like for instance, right now, I would say its absurd that i might be unable to swallow..except i "know" its a symtpom of my panic attacks. So despite this knowledge of it being wholly false, it will inevitably happen again, and will inevitably lead to lightheadedness, thus confirming my original assumptions. And bam! Panic attack where i cant swallow. it can get to the piont where im afraid, terrified literally, of my heart just stopping. Im 24 years old and in...decent shape. Its not a real, sane fear. But knowing this now wont makei t any lesss horrible the next time it happens.

Your mind is a powerful thing, and can trick you into thinking a lot and exaggerating. If you expect something, or even suspect something could happen, every thought (even those apparently contradicting the fear) only serve to add to it. Id just take some tylenol PM and try to get to sleep if i were you. Nothing like a hard reboot to clean out the synapses.

» Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:45 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_behavioral_therapy
This psychotherapists are experts for panic attacks and phobias. It will probably cost you, but it's worth it.

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:29 pm

Anyone ever played with a Ouijah board and felt the same way, even if it was nothing?

No.I'm always the one steering the damn thing and freaking everyone else out.

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:30 pm

What a load of hogwash, Stop worrying over nothing, Gods got more chance of joining you for a beer to discuss the fragrane of squirrel dung than a demon has to come take your soul.

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:37 pm

Send me $100.00 USD and I will exorcise this demon for ya.

» Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:12 am

Clearly you tried to summon Vinegar Ra without any vinegar to appease him.

» Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:46 pm

If demons could be summoned every time someone sat in a dark room alone for ten minutes (or less), there'd be demons all over the place.

Also, what kind of party was this you were at? People often don't ask me to summon Belial at the house parties I go to. You might've got the wrong house and ended up at a DnD tournament. It happened to me once, but I got a free beer out of it.