So I just got back from this party, and there was one guy there that was offering out 20 bucks if attempted to 'summon a demon' I said to myself you know "hey I shouldnt be messing around with this type of stuff, so ill go in there (an isolated room with lights turned off), wait 10 minutes, and come back out again." Well I went up to him he gave me this sheet of paper and told me to read it over and do what it said and it told me to picture some wierd symbol in my head and chant out "belial" a bunch of times" well I 'read' through it, and went in there, and came back out 10 minutes later. I NEVER did any of the stuff on the sheet, I just sat there for 10 minutes, and during the last minute I started to feel uneasy. Now it's like ever since then I've just been super paranoid and feel like somethings watching me even though I never did any part of that ritual thing.

Well good job, you probably exposed yourself to some warpstone, and now some Horror of Tzeentch will fly out your stomach. Psh, Nurgle and Khorne don't rely on svck pansy-assed trickery, and they're the awesome ones.

You're bringing it on yourself. Just keep yourself occupied with other things. I always feel the same way after watching a scary movie or ready creepypasta stuff.

Just play a really intense video game or something and keep your mind off of it.

By the way, it's just the thought/feeling. You obviously didn't summon a demon.


...also, did you get the $20?

what?

Well, that, or you were calling upon Shub-Niggurath, and calling upon the Outer Gods does not require saying anything outloud. Thinking about it works just as well. Have fun :slap:

You probably managed to summon Sheogorath. You'll recieve an umbrella and two graqes shortly, delivered to you by a gnome riding a hairless cat.

thanks for the advice, that's probably all it is.

and yes i got the 20 bucks

Oooh, sounds like Belial is about to possess your body and send your soul to eternal damnation in the land of fire, brimstone, and Uwe Boll movie marathons. Tough break, kid.

Quick! Get the forum witch-doctor, he'll know what to do!

Erherm... *in Jamaican voice* Oh so you got a demon in ya do ya? Here, wach'a need to do mon, is hold a snake heart in your right hand, and an infants little toe in da other hand. Next you need sum hot urine, pour it on you and recite the Czechoslovakian national anthem, with your left leg over your head and your right foot on blue. Here I'll sprinkle da ashed of da newly deceased on ya while ya do dat, mon. Just for extra protection.

Just as long as he pronounced it correctly. Those kinds of beings are sticklers for the correct enunciation, else you summon something completely different, who is often worse.

Did you get the money?

Was this at some crossroads? Do you play guitar?

Also, if this upset you...don't go into a dark bathroom with others and chant Bloody Mary :chaos:


Bastard...now I have that song in my head!!!!

Don't make jokes to ghosts or gods. This is my personal suggestion based on my personal experiences.

Good you didn't read those words.

And I suggest you to make good use of the 20 bucks.Or is it a little late already?

You will be a pawn of the daedirc princes. .....
Also , dude no such silly things exist like that anyhow.

Didn't know that was a song... did I subconsciously type a song? :blink:

Edit: OH WAIT! The "ooh eeh ooh ahh ahh" song! :hehe:.

http://xkcd.com/555/

Tell dat to da Voodoo, mon! *pulls out shrunken monkey head attached to bamboo pole*

Honestly, I [censored] knew my knowledge of occultism would come in handy.

Congratulations, you managed to become an unwitting part of a ritual about Belial, a prince of Hell. Some more information is in the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lesser_Key_of_Solomon, but don't get the Crowley translation. He's not known for his... accuracy.

Associated with Idolatry and other Bad Things since the days of the Torah, you better hope you're just psyching yourself out. I'm not an exorcist or anything.

Lemme see... well, if this is all psychosomatic, then if you're a spiritual person just... pray I guess. Hopefully I'm not getting into religion here by suggesting you do that.

If it's not, then I'm off to rewrite the laws of existence as understood by humanity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1A6CUW4W0


Well Panda, enjoy that easily earned 20 bucks.

Sloth demon, just find the templar, burning man, mouse and golem, acquire their powers and away you go, it was hard for me too the first time.

You must now reverse what you did in that closet, In public. While swining a flail of bananas. When the men take you away in the Straight Jacket, You will be freed of your curse. Or, end up in a mental asylum. Where they have bingo night.
So either way, you win.

Bring back a banana if you get possessed.
:)

Guys, let's not be so mean. He's genuinely having a freakout, which is not uncommon after these sorts of things. Anyone ever played with a Ouijah board and felt the same way, even if it was nothing?

Being made fun of just makes it worse.

So we take it seriously, and make him worse I'd have thought. As a teacher I have to deal with this kind of thing on most school trips, and we tell them precisely what everyone here has done, to make them laugh and calm them down. We could go find the Witch Finder General, but he's at a burning, all booked up. Dun see anyone being nasty?

being halfway serious

If something happens I'm kinda expecting an after action report.

I really do think this is mostly paranoia, and taking it lightly is OK, and nobody's being nasty, but... I dunno. Long as it ain't mean spirited it's fine I 'spose... I just felt like there should at least be more of a focus on telling the OP it's probably nothing.

I mostly brought up the occultist stuff because that's my pet hobby, but what the other guy was doing sounded more like the "Bloody Mary" thing than anything that was actually serious.