Funniest Fallout Dialogue : Fallout Series Discussion

» Tue May 17, 2011 3:16 pm

So, what dialogue in the Fallout games has been the one that made you laugh the most?

Please use [Bold] for the name (Please include the name of the person you're quoting) and [Italic] for the dialogue.

Mine is Renesco and The Chosne One definitely, all Renesco dialogue is gold:

Chosen One: "I'm from a village to the northwest. Arroyo."

Renesco: *Renesco glares at you in silence*

Chosen One: "I think you'd like Arroyo. It's a peaceful village. Except for the plants possessed by evil spirits... and of course, the temple of trials filled with those deadly spear traps and the man-eating giant ants."

Renesco: *Renesco continues to glare at you in silence*

Chosen One: "And sometimes the elder gets upset at little things, like, heh-heh, that one night when I ignored my vow of celibacy and snuck out with Reyna - Whose - Legs - Crush - With - Strength - of - Thousand - Snakes to the Arroyo canyon..."

Renesco: *Renesco gives you a withering stare.*

Chosen One: "It was like yesterday. Reyna's body glowed like silver in the moonlight when she knelt down and... hey, you know what? You might like the elder. She's about your age."

Renesco: *Renesco continues to glare at you as if he could somehow make you disappear just by imagining it hard enough.*

Chosen One: "Did I mention Arroyo was founded by my ancestor, the holy Vault Dweller? He made a legendary journey from the
south after defeating a great evil. *Puff up chest and stare proudly into the distance.* Now, "I" am the deliverer of my
tribe, chosen to search for the holy GECK!"

Renesco: *Renesco's glare crumbles.* "GECK? As in 'Garden of Eden Creation Kit?' Comes with a basic replicator unit, holodisc reader with selections
from the library of congress, and a little pen flashlight?"

Chosen One: "Yes, but that's not important right now. I haven't finished telling you about Arroyo."

Renesco: "Your backwater herb-smoking village be damned, and you along with it. Why is a primate like you looking for a GECK?"

Chosen One: "I don't think I feel like sharing that at the moment. Goodbye."

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:38 pm

Harry: "You not ghoul! I knew! I knew! Not fool Harry..."

Arch Dornan: "Oh, lovely. They've sent me a MOR-RON!"

Arch Dornan: "You MOR-RON! YOU ARE NOT TO QUESTION MY ORDERS, WHEN I TELL YOU TO JUMP, YOU JUMP! WHEN I TELL YOU TO FIGHT, YOU FIGHT! WHEN I TELL YOU TO DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY, YOU WILL MOST CERTAINLY DIE!"

Master: "Do you join the Unity, or do you die here?"

Mr House: "We don't have to pretend we're important. We are."

No-Bark Noonan: "Careful, they've got spies all over."

Alright, i changed it, now delete that post, or i will sue for plagiarism!

» Tue May 17, 2011 5:04 am

Should probably type in what character said what too.

Like:

Harry: "You not ghoul! I knew! I knew! Not fool Harry..."

Arch Dornan: "Oh, lovely. They've sent me a MOR-RON!"

Arch Dornan: "You MOR-RON! YOU ARE NOT TO QUESTION MY ORDERS, WHEN I TELL YOU TO JUMP, YOU JUMP! WHEN I TELL YOU TO FIGHT, YOU FIGHT! WHEN I TELL YOU TO DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY, YOU WILL MOST CERTAINLY DIE!"

Master: "Do you join the Unity, or do you die here?"

Mr House: "We don't have to pretend we're important. We are."

No-Bark Noonan: "Careful, they've got spies all over."

» Tue May 17, 2011 3:37 am

Chosen one: "What do I WANT? I don't really know. Most of the time I ignore my quest and walk into the homes of others, riffling through people's shelves...oooh, like those over there!"

» Tue May 17, 2011 3:02 pm

Harold said "I didn't, I died... Hahaha, I love that one, get's 'em every time!" I'm pretty sure that's the correct way he says it from Fallout 1 or 2... My memory is faint of the two.

» Tue May 17, 2011 3:22 am

Harold said "I didn't, I died... Hahaha, I love that one, get's 'em every time!" I'm pretty sure that's the correct way he says it from Fallout 1 or 2... My memory is faint of the two.

"'Didn't, got killed!" is the correct line.

» Tue May 17, 2011 7:41 am

Lou: "Now what do we have here? I've been told you wish to divulge information of the utmost importance. I do hope so."

Vault Dweller: "Not to someone as ugly as you."

Lou: "An insult. How droll. I'd define that word for you, but that would be a waste, wouldn't it. Let's get to your two choices: You can tell me what I want to know. Or I can do it . . . my way."

VD: "Okay, but on one condition."

Lou: "Conditions? How delightful. Go ahead, amuse me with your . . . condition."

VD: "Put a bag over your head so I can stand being in your presence."

» Tue May 17, 2011 8:43 am

Lou: "Now what do we have here? I've been told you wish to divulge information of the utmost importance. I do hope so."

Vault Dweller: "Not to someone as ugly as you."

Lou: "An insult. How droll. I'd define that word for you, but that would be a waste, wouldn't it. Let's get to your two choices: You can tell me what I want to know. Or I can do it . . . my way."

VD: "Okay, but on one condition."

Lou: "Conditions? How delightful. Go ahead, amuse me with your . . . condition."

VD: "Put a bag over your head so I can stand being in your presence."

What's that from? Was that the conversation with one of the mutants in the military base in fallout 1, its been awhile since I've played fallout 1...

» Tue May 17, 2011 12:12 pm

Talking to Lou ofcourse! :3

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Lieutenant

» Tue May 17, 2011 3:30 pm

ENCLAVE Communications Officer: "The President of the United-[censored]-States-of-America. Who'd you think I was talking about? Who the fu - Who is - What - I should kick your [censored] ass, who is this?"

» Tue May 17, 2011 7:43 am

Anyway,

Fallout 3: Lone Wanderer- "I'm looking for my father, middle-aged guy. Maybe you've seen him?"

Fallout 2: Chosen One with brain deficiencies. "*Snfff* You big meenie... *snff*... me go sumplace 'n have partee wiff clowns... *snfff*... and ice cream... and kake... and me no invit meen peuple like YOU! "

Fallout:New Vegas: Victor- "Well, Butter my butt and call me a biscuit, if it ain't my old friend from Goodsprings!"

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:53 am

Fallout 2: Chosen One with brain deficiencies. "*Snfff* You big meenie... *snff*... me go sumplace 'n have partee wiff clowns... *snfff*... and ice cream... and kake... and me no invit meen peuple like YOU! "

:laugh: I love that quote.

» Tue May 17, 2011 6:45 am

Anyone like the Torr dialog when your both retards?

» Tue May 17, 2011 12:02 am

Fallout 2: Chosen One with brain deficiencies. "*Snfff* You big meenie... *snff*... me go sumplace 'n have partee wiff clowns... *snfff*... and ice cream... and kake... and me no invit meen peuple like YOU! "

I've not seen that one... Is that with Renesco?

» Tue May 17, 2011 5:08 am

I've not seen that one... Is that with Renesco?

I think that it is with Val in Vault City.

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:47 am

One of my favorites has got to be.

"Well whoever you are, I just dispatched a verti-assault team to your location.....have a nice day."

I didn't have a nice day afterwards. :cryvaultboy:

» Tue May 17, 2011 3:22 pm

Chosen one: "Is that a tree growing out of your head"
Harold: "Jelous I talk to him when I get lonely heh heh just kiddin'... His name is bob"

» Tue May 17, 2011 6:58 am

The idiot dialogue with Torr is quite funny too.

Helping him with brahmin:

Torr: "Me guard moo-moos from bugmen. (I guard our family's brahmin herd from ferocious nocturnal attacks by bipedal, carapaced creatures that I call bugmen.)"

Chosen One: "Gugmen? (Bugmen? Well, that seems an appropriate appellation from your description. Tell me more about that.)"

Torr: "Bugmen take moo-moos at night. Torr scared! Hep Torr? (Well, as I said, they are nocturnal in their feeding habits. I sure could use some assistance in guarding the grahmin. Will you kill any bugmen that you see near the brahmin?)"

Chosen One: "Hep Torr hep moo-moo. (Yes, of course I'll help you fend of the predation of your family's brahmin by these nefarious bugmen.)"

Torr: "You hep Torr. Moo-moos field *points east of here* dark yes? *smiles* (Thanks for your assistance. I can really use your help tonight.)"

Chosen One: "Hep Torr. (I'll meet you in the pasture to the east of downtown at sunset.)"

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Asking Torr about a merchant:

Chosen One: "Want! *you point at things* (Where can I barter?)"