Funniest Legendary Item Name You've Seen

Post » Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:18 pm

Killed a legendary gunner and he dropped PENETRATING CHINESE OFFICER SWORD. Bahahahahhaha... another funny one was LUCKY FAT MAN. LMAO Bethesda!

What other funny legendary names are out there? BTW I have 7 luck and see lots of legendary enemies. Some regular enemies even drop legendary items. Luck FTW. Level 43 PS4 Normal difficulty.

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louise tagg
 
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Post » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:14 am

Any prefix on the rolling pin, because its so funny to see a rolling pin with such exciting prefixes. (Assassin is one of my personal favorites)
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Imy Davies
 
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Post » Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:57 pm

I've got a Freezing Rolling Pin. Not terribly comic.

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Gracie Dugdale
 
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Post » Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:34 pm

Mutant Slayer's Gamma Gun

Does nothing against mutants who have rad resistance :vaultboy:

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Paul Rice
 
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Instigating Fat Man

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Schel[Anne]FTL
 
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Post » Thu Dec 10, 2015 6:49 pm

I gots one better.


Ghoul Slayer's Gamma Gun. IIRC, radiation heals them.
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Rebekah Rebekah Nicole
 
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Explosive rocket launcher.
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Hayley Bristow
 
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Post » Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:27 pm

Kneecapping Rolling Pin and Penetrating Walking Cane have been two of the funniest I've seen.

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Laura-Jayne Lee
 
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Post » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:03 am

Haha I just got the Powerful Rolling Pin. 25% more dmg

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Sophie Payne
 
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Post » Thu Dec 10, 2015 5:36 pm

VAT Rolling Pin

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Auguste Bartholdi
 
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Post » Thu Dec 10, 2015 6:41 pm

I found this one pretty amusing:

http://i.imgur.com/F6Gu4gi.jpg

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Quick Draw
 
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Post » Thu Dec 10, 2015 8:43 pm

I got a freezing shishkebab

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sw1ss
 
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If you need to assassinate a man in a bakery

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Tyrel
 
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Post » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:23 am

VATS Enhanced Board. Yes, board. Dropped from a legendary glowing radroach, if I recall correctly.
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Harry Hearing
 
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Post » Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:34 pm

Funniest ones I have personally found are Hunter's Lead Pipe(+50% damage against animals) and a Poisoner's Missile Launcher.

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Britney Lopez
 
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they need to add bow and arrow just so we can have a "Kneecapper" variant.

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Trent Theriot
 
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My bestfriend found a "Freezing Flamethrower". Gotta' be the best one hands down.

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Dalton Greynolds
 
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I have an Irradiated Pool Cue from a Mr Gutsy which amused me... "Oh no, he's potted the black! Run!" BOOM!

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Maeva
 
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Post » Thu Dec 10, 2015 11:12 pm

Double Shot Fatman - because one mini nuke is never enough :)

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Deon Knight
 
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Post » Thu Dec 10, 2015 11:21 pm

Le Fusil Terribles Because clearly nobody at Bethesda speaks French...

(from Nukapedia)

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Big mike
 
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Post » Thu Dec 10, 2015 8:55 pm

Or maybe nobody in alternate 2287 Boston speaks French fluently ;)
Very subtle roleplay by Bethesda :P

Anyway, you can go into the Weapon bench and rename it as far as I remember :)
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NO suckers In Here
 
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I just rename it to "The Crippler". I already suspected something was off with that name even though my french is super rusty.

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Code Affinity
 
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Post » Thu Dec 10, 2015 5:54 pm

Yeah I don't speak French myself, but I know enough about the language to be confused by the name so I looked it up :)

Named mine Shotty.

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Liii BLATES
 
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Penetrating rocket launcher. Kicker is, it really is an awe inspiring weapon.

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Phillip Hamilton
 
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Post » Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:56 pm

did you know you can buy the Big One from a weapons vendor in Diamond City, that practically does the same thing?

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