Just tell us of a funny moment that happened to you in Oblivion, modded or not. here's mine: I crushed this person's skull to death, and this person next to me said "You have the hands of a healer."

Don't know if this is the funniest moment but it made me and the girlfriend crack up the other night.

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The other funny one I had recently was some bandit yelling "This is the part where you lie down and bleed to death!"

As he dropped to the floor dead.

Easily when I go around slapping guards, resisting arrest. yielding, and repeating until they die.

I think it was my first character, I'd spent like an entire week looking around for Fathis Ules and couldn't find him anywhere. Finally I gave up looking and started doing other stuff later on I'm in Bravil one day when all of a sudden a fight breaks out with the town guards for no reason whatsoever, I check the body of the poor fool the guards did in for loot and noticed a key with a name on it, in disbelief I looked at the corpse a little closer to identify it and it was none other than Fathis. Wasn't funny to me at the time it happened but in retrospect

I was playing earlier, creeping around in a Conjurers fort, when I got spotted by 2 conjurers. The first conjurer summoned a big Ice Atranoch while the one in the back summoned a Dremora. The Dremora kept trying to fling spells at me but kept hitting the Atranoch until the Atranoch got angry and the 2 summons ended up fighting each other instead of me while the conjurers then ran down the hallway we were in to try to get away.

It was pretty comical. :biggrin:

Telling jokes to a Dremora scout in the Oblivion plane (persuasion), can't beat it, it was a good weekend....

I was pretty amused when I was in Paradise and going around with that elf there who can help you (I forget his name.) we got into a fight with a spider daedra, and he shouted "I'm just warming up, you pathetic worm!" while running into a pool of lava.

I were doing the quest "Mazoga the Orc" and i found an Argonian named Weebam-Na so i talked to him and once i completed the quest i talk to him about Lewayin and he said: Have you seen all the rats around here? Its making me crazy! First this guy decides he's gonna make a million, opens a fancy restaurant: Rats in a Cream Sauce, Rat Flambe, Rat Necrom with Bonemeal Gravy, Deep-Fried Rat, Lemon Rat and Wild Rice, Rat Ragu with Powdered Deer [censored]! Of course, when the guards found out, they ran his sorry butt out of town, but they left the rats. Rats!
I only have time to say: "W-T-F!"
^^

It has happened many a times, in caves, in the woods? , on mountains? a slaughterfish just on the floor flaping about sometimes in the middle of nowehere. i just walk past in confusion...

oooh and try takin skooma then just as it runs out jump and your character does a crazy ragdoll flip dive. i have only ever done it once really hard to do, but funny,

and read the 'Lusty Argonian Maid'

:dance:

I created a simple Paralyze Self for 3 Seconds spell. It's hilarious to watch myself tumble everywhere. XD

make a paralyze 7 spell on touch, bring a bear to the edge of a hill and BEAR ROLL xD watch this it will make you want to do it soo bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbJkyii6HWw

I was just doing a bit of wandering and I came across the Roxey Inn on my way down to Niben Bay from Bruma and I had the Legion soldier in there try and arrest me for a 1 gold bounty, I resisted arrest and because there was a group of what looked like mercenaries in there equipped with glass and daedric they all slaughtered him before he could touch me.

So now theres this dead Legion soldier draqed across a table with several arrows sticking out of him while this group are sitting around him talking and drinking.

:celebration:

I found the whole conversation with Lucien Lachance after killing the listener, his voice cracks me up every time! "By sithis..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!11111!"

was a funny day when savlian decided to fight with no greaves or pants on

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it's a reference to an Old Steven Segal Movie.

I cast a Frenzy spell on the Named Guard in the Bravil barracks, and about 10 other guards joined up to beat her down. then "Some one has been murdered!" "There is a Psycopath on the loose!"

Probably when I got Adoring Fan to jump of the diving rock.

...I fast traveled to a place, and immediately I hear hollering and arrows zipping...I see dead deer all around, and then a legion guard swoops out of the bushes and nails another deer! ...then, when all the deer have scrambled, he turns on the other guard and nails him a few times...all while a marauder is attacking him with a glass warhammer! ...I just watched aghast, I mean, this guard got the worst deal ever...and it was as if I wasn't even there... ...something maybe with the oxygen level there?

This one was both WTF and entertaining. I picked up Lathon as a companion, and we were just running around, killing stuff. I ran past a pair of Will-o-Wisps because I hate fighting gthem, then a few minutes later realised Lathon was gone. I assumed he had tried to take on the Will-o-Wisps and died, so I carried on my merry way. After what would have been a good few hours of exploring caves and fighting stuff, I'm running along the shore when I see a random paint horse standing there. Thinking that for some reason Prior Maborel's horse had followed me, I went over to hop on. It's not Prior Maborel's, so I turn around and who's swimming around in circles in the water surrounded by dead mudcrabs? :mellow:
I have no idea what he was doing or where he went, but he was quite happy to join me again.

Watching the end of the thief guild cinematic being interrupted at the end. By Hieronymus Lex, who wanted to talk about mudcrabs.
That was pretty surreal, more so that he was less than 30 seconds late to meet the grey fox.
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Ahaha, poor Lex... He never wins, does he? :rofl:

I think it′s rather funny when someone at Olav′s ask Olav if he likes to spend time at Olav′s Tap and Tack :rofl:

Or when one mage's guild mage asks another if they ever thought about joining the mages guild and the other says that they looked into it and it just wasn't for them. :facepalm:

There must be something about Bravil that causes these sudden fights. I was there just starting the Caught In The Hunt Quest and had gone to the Lonely Suitor Lodge to confront the Orc Kurdan. I no sooner steped in the door and started looking around when an Orc and what looked like an Elf came running down from upstairs swinging away at each other and disappeared out the front door. I quickly followed to see what was going on and arrived just in time to see the town guards joining in the melee. They finished off the Orc and started chasing after the Elf who had run off pretty quick. Right about that time, Obilivion let me know that a character essential to my current quest was dead! Sure enough, the dead Orc was Kurdan! Since I had not saved in a while, I figured I'd just let this quest go and pick it up with the next character. Kurdan at least had some nice armor and an enchanted weapon.

By the way, I later found the Elf dead. It was the shopkeeper for the store that sells all the archery items in Bravil. I kept his key in case I needed anything from his shop later!

I had a funny moment a couple of days ago I was following an Imperial Forest Ranger and he was chasing a deer and when he got near it and was about to shoot his bow at the deer he yelled "For the Empire". :rofl: :rofl:

Well of course he did. Do you know how many people die each year when they collide with a deer on horseback? :tongue: