Funniest skyrim ending

Post » Wed May 11, 2011 8:22 am

Achievement unlocked: Finished main quest.
Achievement unlocked: Won Alduin with less than 10% health left.
Achievement unlocked...
:banghead:
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Heather beauchamp
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 1:51 pm

As you fight alduin, the secondary character comes in, turns into another dragon and steals all the glory after turning into a statue
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Melanie Steinberg
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 11:05 am

Finally beat the Dragon. But then............
The time resets. And you have to start everything again. And again and again......(endless loop)

...........Oh wait, what am I thinking?
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mishionary
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 9:59 am

After the credits roll you wake up in a jail cell next to you is your cell mate who's staring at you and says to you damm that was one hell of joint the things you where talking about saving the world, getting into bar brawls with 6 bosmers. Where can I get some?

You wake up in a prison cell and right next to you is a note that says "All of that was just a video-game. Get ready for real-life." :lol:
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Eliza Potter
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 12:07 pm

You wake up in a prison cell and right next to you is a note that says "All of that was just a video-game. Get ready for real-life." :lol:


...What if that happened to you in "real" life?
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Scotties Hottie
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 10:42 am

"Nobody expects the..ahh crap"

THE END
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Tom
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 7:17 am

You walk up to the final battle scene after fighting through many hordes of dragons. You enter the area annndddd...Alduin kills you and your console/PC blows up. The End.
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Carys
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 11:46 am

The screen goes black. You wake up laying next to a camp fire with two other figures sitting around the fire. When you ask their names they introduce themselves as the Neravarine and Hero of Kvatch. They further explain that the real battle for Tamriel is just beginning.
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Emily Jones
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 9:05 am

Game ends. You wake up in an old run down house with some broken down medical equipment, a couple terminals and some alchemy equipment on a table, and a "test-your-strength' game in the corner. You sit up and some bald western dude with suspenders calling himself "Doc Mitchell" and telling you "those guys from Caesars really messed you up" etc. etc.
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Pat RiMsey
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 9:05 am

The screen goes black after you defeat Alduin and soon after some text appears saying "What would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose is about to grow." THE END
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Sherry Speakman
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 1:21 pm

After slaying the ultimate Dragon the scenery starts to flicker and fade out, you suddenly realise you are on the Holodeck of the Starship Enterprise. Geordie walks in and says "Good job Wesley! Now... how about trying the hardcoe mode? This time I'll disengaged the holodeck safety protocols and increase the Dragons intelligence by 175%
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Michael Korkia
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 3:07 pm

You disappear to go fight the true dragons in the Unknown Regions
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Pumpkin
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 3:57 pm

What if it was inception and you were still in morrowind, having an oblivion dream, and then a skyrim dream inside of the oblivion dream.. ._.
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Vickey Martinez
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 9:03 am

What if it was inception and you were still in morrowind, having an oblivion dream, and then a skyrim dream inside of the oblivion dream.. ._.


BWUUUUMMMMMMM BUUUMMMMMMMMMM BWUUUMMMMMMMM BUMMMMMMMMMM....
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Crystal Clear
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 12:40 pm

What if it was inception and you were still in morrowind, having an oblivion dream, and then a skyrim dream inside of the oblivion dream.. ._.

Can someone get on this idea?
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Tanya Parra
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 8:02 pm

After the final battle, your character going to one tavern full of people and start to eat, drink, etc...

Meanwhile this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NQIPVqLMUg start to rolling...

In the last seconds of the music, the tavern's door opens and your character looks up...

The music stops.

The screen turns black.

The credits with all the brilliant people who made ??the game starts to rolling, and you realize you just play the best game of your life.
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D IV
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 4:05 pm

This just in: Skyrim is just a big video game tie-in and lead-up to The Hangover 3.

"Dude, I just had the most awesome dream. There were dragons and snow and..."

"Forget about that, what the heck are we doing in a hot tub filled with lime jello???"
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jessica breen
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 10:39 am

After the final battle, your character going to one tavern full of people and start to eat, drink, etc...



Suddenly,he slips on the 5-step stairs leading to the door of the tavern.

He hits his head on hard ice and dies.

With the last of the dragonborn dead,a dragonbreak occurs and Skyrim gets conquered by the Argonians.
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Siobhan Wallis-McRobert
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 5:21 am

It turns out that you ARE Skyrim.

Trippy, huh, man? ya.....
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