After the credits roll you wake up in a jail cell next to you is your cell mate who's staring at you and says to you damm that was one hell of joint the things you where talking about saving the world, getting into bar brawls with 6 bosmers. Where can I get some?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. A joint dipped in hist sap?

How about you wake up in a jail cell, but instead you hear "Prisoner, stand against that wal!"

Better yet it cuts too a news bulletin about how a half naked junkie drunk out of there mind and high on drugs just beat the crap out of an entire office building full of people who was yelling about dragons the whole time. Then they cut to the junkie being pulled away by police and... well the next part should be obvious.

loool

I find it amusing that the OP is named Chuffles

And then you should get to play Oblivion all over again but this time in all the glory of the Creation Engine and Skyrim's new features. Or you can choose to be dragged off and shipped to Vvardenfell and play Morrowind all over again.

You wake up, choking, really happy to see your dragon wings, claws and body again. That dream about being some crazy half naked dude killing your people was traumatizing... but thank akatosh it was just a dream. Your dragon family is fine, and so are you.
Then some crazy half naked guy shows up running like hell, yell in your language and waving his sword towards you... oh dear god...

You become emperor.

Win/

i also find that amusing.

also thats my real life nickname.

*snicker*

here is another one

ahem.

you open your eyes to a fuzzy vision in a grogy state with no recolection on who you are, where you are, or why you are there.

(Cue scary music)

Suddenly you hear a loud bang and footsteps coming towards you ever so slowly. with each step the mysterious person takes, the faster your heart beats, with sweat dripping down your face you turn to look at the stranger.

yet first you do not recognise him but there is something familar about him, then you suddenly realise who he his and just as you open your mouth to scream he puts his hand over your mouth and whispers "May Sithis devour your soul" then he breacks your neck.

after the screen darkens Gold leters appear oon the screen and re-arrange themsleves into a single message "Never sleep with a bosmers wife especialy if he is a member of the Dark BrotherHood

I'm suprised nobody has suggested hearing a raspy voice saying "Wake Up. We're Here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up. Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?" yet.

haha thats a good one why didnt i think of that

After the credits have rolled, you see a bright light, and as it fades, you find forrest gump sitting on a bench.

"That was an interesting story young man" an old women says, and the game ends

"Now let's see what's behind door number two!"

The lights fade, and it shows a movie set. The main character pulls their face off and reveals Chuck Norris.

I'd prefere Stephen Fry. Mostly because I think he's awesome and a tiny bit because I'm getting tired of the Chuck Norris-meme.

You pass out at the end of an epic battle. Music slowly fades in, and you wake up in a jail cell. You here the guy from Oblivion say, 'Your going to die in here!" then it cuts to black, and rolls credits/epic music. Setting them up for an ES:VI

Or, after the final battle, you and Esbern are talking.
You: Wow. I can't believe we finally defeated the dragons. And... Wow, they destroyed our entire army!
Esbern: Yep, now we only have to defeat the dragon invaders in every other province, heh.
You: Wait, what? Nobody mentioned any-
Cuts to credits.

End credits roll and you hear your wife/gf/mother screaming "Will you PLEASE finally take out the garbage!"

I don't think they need to program that into the game to make it happen...

1. End credits then.

The voice of the bethesda cast. You think we're sorry about the Fallout 3 ending? Think again.

START NEW GAME

They'll end it with "Congratulations! Here, take this gun to use on future travels!"