Share your funniest moments in Oblivion here.

My funniest moment was when i had the unbelievably annoying "Adoring Fan" following me and i got up to Dive Rock (i know this has happened multiple times) and then i pushed him towards the edge, then told him to go away and he fell off the Rock and died, but it was funnier because i was able to activate god mode and fall with him, and watch him fall.

You can also put a bounty on his head using codes and then he is forced to fight off the guards, which is also entertaining.

What are your funniest moments?

Borissean just told me that Kud Ei works in Bruma haha.

After Executing The fan on dive rock, with all my followers to see, I went down the hill and fought the Matron in a huge group. Several minutes, Arrows in backs and swords up... Somethings later, the DB assasin killed the KOTN. He then turned on me, with a sliver of health left, and followed me as I jumped of of Dive rock.

My last Altmer walked into every trap and fell off every high platform.
Once they cleared out a fort only to leap down, collapsed a walkway and got arrow trapped to death.
Then walked through a door and got splattered by a wrecking ball, it was oure warner brothers, I laughed my head off.

Lately my paladin was walking thru some fort. She has a couple items which Detect Life, so she saw there was some other humanoid in the next room, but the humanoid didn't know Dyan was there. The humanoid (it was a Breton female I think) started saying "heh! I'd better start cutting down on the ale, starting to see things I am!" after which she walked a few steps right into one of those dart traps!

The breton seemed not to care while the darts kept flying. A moment later I saw her crumple to the floor "ARGHQ@!!" way before Dyan could even enter the room to deliver the final blow. :rofl:

I was out hunting for deer with Sharak for dinner with the wife, and when he was chasing a deer, a wolf was chasing him, a guard chasing the wolf, and a bandit chasing the guard.
Eventually, the deer's butt was clogged with an arrow, the wolf skinned, the guard in bad shape, and the bandit with broken legs.
You'd have to see it to laugh

For me it was the time me and Maglir walked out of that one tavern (cant remember what its called) and as soon as we walked out every guard in the city got angry and attacked him for no reason.





Was "Yakkity Sax" playin in the background?

No, i don't believe so

Oh I've seen moments like this for sure! Kinda reminds me of one of those old Keystone Kops movies. Or the Benny Hill show.

Yesterday I bought a new spell from Midas called "Midas Plasma Ball". Honestly it was one of my favourites with a past character a long time ago, but I didn't remembered how cool it was until I hit an annoying wolf with it. The plasma waves killed him, and elevated his copse waaaay up in a perfectly straigth line, just to end up falling on his mouth, bouncing, and falling off a cliff nearby.

Had to pause the game because I laughed out loud for two minutes straight.

Note to self: Get that damn spell

Just had one today infact, two clanfears in a cave...
With being a a jack of trades but nowhere near a master of any style, and some hefty weaknesses to magicka.
I try to avoid long drawn out battles, especially with their reflect damage ability, so I cast a short term command spell on one...
They preceded to trade exact blows, blow for blow at the same time by a fluke mine died first but a split second later the reflect kicked in and the second one topled right on top the first.
After having an 80+ armour rating due to armour spells, and often 3 second paralyzing clanfears, still to loose over half my health vs one alone.
I was exstactic with mirth.

Not exactly funny, but entertaining, I walked into Castle Chorrol, listened to the Countess's propaganda, and then walked up to her guard. All I can figure is that he got in a fight a few weeks before, because his jaw was very broken. The whole left side of his face was lopsided. I laughed a few times when he started talking, and I was surprised he didn't slur his words. I don't think he'll keep his position much longer...

Using an aggression spell on Ulrich Leland and seeing him get slaughtered by the entire Cheydinhal City Guard is always funny for me.

Skipping the middleman and talking to the Count of Skingrad and not being able to progress in one of the Mages Guild quests.

I was in a ruin with conjurer's this one conjurer decides to set off a cave in trap inside the ayleid ruin.... then a ultimate physics glitch kicks in. The conjurer is all stretched and twisted around like a rubber band for one of those balsa wood air plane's that drives the prop. It was stretched all the way from the cave in at the base of the bottom of some steps to the end of a hall just around the left corner at a dead end.

Biggest wth moment and laugh I've ever had that I remember besides reading stuff like this on the forums that is.

After that there's going into sneak mode with chameleon and command humanoid spell to force bandits etc to fight and kill each other long after the command spell wore off.

Then there's doing something similar with a summons.

After that there was using dark brotherhood apples to disable the town guards for cheydinhal etc. Die, respawn, health drains away and slumping over with a ARG, die.... rinse lather repeat. This is EVERY town guard btw.

A rock was shooting arrows at me.
lol well actually a random archer glitched into a rock, collision detection tends to go wonky after 10 hours straight hours of play lol.

Once a bandit started yelling "I've fought mudcrabs harder than you", as he killed a....


Mudcrab.

That made me laugh for a couple of minutes.