Just finished reading the PC GAMER UK magazine and found a funny bug they talked about and i thought i should share it with you.

When they started talking about the radiant story system tot said they had a bug lately that they realised that chickens were reporting crimes... I found that very funny..
They started doing crime sprees so then they were like "Why are we getting caught? " "Ohhh, the chickens are reporting the crimes!".
And they had a other bug lately and it's about marriage.... You can get married in the game as we know, and Todd had deciced to marry this one woman who was his friend. And he forgot that he had done this Radiant quest for this other guy, who it turns out had liked her. When you get married you can decide where you live. If you own a house, your spouse can move in with you , or you can move in with them. Todd had owned a house in the city of Whiterun, so he told her 'OK we should live there'. He went there, and she hadn't arrived yet, so he decided to wait so he slept and waited.... And then she showed up! He turend around and as she was standing there, he saw another door open to another bedroom and the other guy WALKED OUT! Then Todd had to call the designer over and said : "This guy! I forgot i did that thing!" and he said "Oh yeah, he's going to visit her every day...." if you make him like her , he then visits her every day, and doesn't care if she's married... It's my wedding night , guy walks out of MY BEDROOM.

Thought those were funny to share with you guys.

:rofl: reaaly funny. Thank you man :foodndrink:

That's hilarious! I hope they don't fix that particular marriage bug!

Nice :hubbahubba:

i actually think the marriage bug is kinda cool. its like your wife has a creepy stalker.

Hmmm... So the guy who likes Todd's "wife" comes to Whiterun even thought he doesn't live there.

I love it!

This reminds me of a few user demos I read about them getting reportedfor a crime and they weren't sure how the guards knew. Perhaps it was the chickens!!

Hopefully they'll fix that.

Gives you a good reason to end his life! Makes me wonder...Would your wife report you?

What is it with farm animals reporting crime in their games lol.
I imagine we'll be seeing quite a few interesting bugs with radiant story like this too as it seems pretty easy to overlook small details like that.

Lol. While both would be very odd in game they sound hilarious

One time, while Todd was being interviewed, Todd himself glitched. As the interview started the cameraman zoomed right into Todd's head so that was nearly all we could see. Simultaneously all background movement stopped. People mid stride... flame mid-flicker... tv screens... yes they all paused. This was, oddly enough, totally normal. What happened next really surprised everyone. After answering the question, Todd stood up and dropped his valuable laptop. Instead of one laptop falling to the floor, 73 poured out of his hands and piled up beneath him. He blushed and picked up 3 dozen before he said he felt over encumbered. He dropped one and the walked away trying to sell them to other conference attendees. He was disappointed to discover that the max amount of gold anyone carried was 1000 pieces. But he took it and got much richer. A security guard appeared out of nowhere and started chasing him. The guy seemed to run 3x as fast as Todd could, even at Todd's top speed. He shouted something about being a lawbreaker but then the guard's foot somehow lodged directly inside a pillar at the convention hall and he could not move any further. Todd made a quick escape and still laughs about those events to this day.

True story.

*Dovahkiin runs up and punts chicken into the air*
Chicken: "WTF! You'll be hearing from my attorney you big jerk!"

Ha ha cool

:lmao: That was priceless, thanks for posting this.

First the chickens keep getting resurrected by NPCs for their eggs, and now they are reporting crimes?

lol i would stare him down and then plant an arrow in his head (it would be a knife if throwing was in)

Damn chickens. I knew http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn1kszEtyRU was right about the way how to handle that kind of treacherous scum.

:lmao:

I'll bet they fix the reporting issue for chickens and cows, but forget sheep, then after the next patch, realize it's the horses who're the snitches. The horrors... must kill all domestic animals! (Note: dogs SHOULD report crimes, because, they're such lawful animals).

Funny stuff.

Just pleased to hear they really are ironing out the problems with the guards

I found it hilarious myself xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpoki4wBwtA#t=0m13s

So ... if your wife sees you commit a crime ... is she considered a witness?

Will she report you?

Or do you have spousal privileges in Skyrim?

I wonder if you live in certain "Holds" (provinces) your wife can't witness against you ... but in others, she can!?

O.o

Lol this is perfect!