Me:*being a nord*
Bandit:SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!
Lydia: you call yourself a nord?
bandit:TRUE NORDS NEVER BACK DOWN
*smashes his skull*
Bandit:I yield I yield!


This happened perfectly once

Oh and ""Where is that lazy steward of mine? Varona! No, wait. She's dead. Drovas!""

Random guards: "Slayer, slay the dragon!"

Other vampires screaming

"VAMPIRE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

Makes me laugh and all the time.

Random Guard: What have you been eating? Your breath is foul!

Bards: Singing "Ragnar the Red" Bloody, but funny.

http://i.imgur.com/w038E88.jpg

Agreed. What more to life is there?

"*Pisst* I know who you are... Hail Sithis!"

Only Lord Hevnoraak would do something this awesome.

The party must have had so little life though...

*whistles* "That is one... big hammer."

http://i.imgur.com/g5kIiBK.jpg.

"I used to be an adventurer like you..."

Sorry, had to do it.

That Altmer has poor fashion tastes.

You should have seen the after-party though...

When they tell you they don't fancy big weapons and they have a heavy one right on their backs. Fools.

I bet the whole party died out from fun lol.

I got another one.

Me

"Oh look, a bunny"

Hunter trying to kill said bunny

"VICTORY OR SOVNGARDE!"

Me

".....w..t...f...."

I laughed so hard at that...

From Oblivion:

Snak gra-Bura: The Chestnut Handy Stables used to sell horses. But they're gone. Our horse. All gone. Big mystery. No idea where they went. *Burp*

Hero of Kvatch: Did you... Did you just eat your horses?

Snak gra-Bura: Add some onion to the stew... Oops.. Almost ran into that one. Uh, No... Eating horses is wrong.

From Skyrim:

Nazeem: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't!

A general for all so far.

For me, the conversations between the 2 Innkeepers in Markarth at the Silverblood Inn. They crack me up being the cantankerous husband/wife duo

I don't mean to be a nag, but why do you take pictures of the screen with your phone(?) when you are on PC?

bandit to my wood elf : You should have stayed in your precious forests elf.

when i first heard it i laughed so hard and forgot abut bandits

Absorb a dragon soul
Gaurd walks past "got to thinking. Maybe I'm the Dragonborn and I just don't know it yet"

Or kill a dragon and gaurd says "no lollygagin"

"By Malacath's hairy knuckles!"- Neloth.

I love anything that Neloth says.