Since we have threads for good news and bad news, let's have one for funny news. May as well add in an in between. Darkly funny(within this site's rules, of course!), only funny to you, in jokes. Doesn't matter. Just has to be occurrences in your life that you found funny.
Me and my mom were catching a moth last night. Simple enough, right? Wrong! The moth was a sneaky little thing that managed to escape my mom. It couldn't escape my eyes, though. The moth almost flew into our faces while we tried to get it inside a cup. The moth tried to blend into a painting that had a color scheme very similar to it, but we caught it on that painting.
I refused to let my mom kill the moth and wanted it to stay alive.