Funny Noob accusations

Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:18 pm

What are the funniest reasons somebody has called you a NOOB?
Well here is my list

-For destroying a rhino user with a typhoon
-For using a k volt
-For using a takedown
-For being literally the only one without a rhino in a lobby (and winning)
-For NOT using AA
-For having an imagination at Central Cavern
-For ripping the same guy out of a pinger 5 times in one match
-For apparently hacking
-For apparently glitching
-For getting the occasional epic 'fluke' kill
-For being an addict
-For being obsessed with stats (which is the complete opposite of me, I couldn't care less about my stats).
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Jordan Moreno
 
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Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:32 pm

What are the funniest reasons somebody has called you a NOOB?
Well here is my list

-For destroying a rhino user with a typhoon
-For using a k volt
-For using a takedown
-For being literally the only one without a rhino in a lobby (and winning)
-For NOT using AA
-For having an imagination at Central Cavern
-For ripping the same guy out of a pinger 5 times in one match
-For apparently hacking
-For apparently glitching
-For getting the occasional epic 'fluke' kill
-For being an addict
-For being obsessed with stats (which is the complete opposite of me, I couldn't care less about my stats).


Ha ha !!
Funny thread ! :-)
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Carolyne Bolt
 
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Post » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:04 am

1. For using Low Profile. Yeah, I'm obviously a noob for forcing the enemies to be good instead of relying on Max Radar 24/7. Obviously something only noobs do.

2. Hacking because I did well with DSG-R on console. One of these accusations lead to me explaining the player how to buy a PS3 controller.

3. Not Rebooting my suit. This is another funny noob accusation since the player complained about me being a noob for not rebooting all the time while I was in the lobby. Even when I was in his team, he didn't stop calling me a noob.
(And I still haven't rebooted.)
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Roanne Bardsley
 
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Post » Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:31 am

1. For using Low Profile. Yeah, I'm obviously a noob for forcing the enemies to be good instead of relying on Max Radar 24/7. Obviously something only noobs do.

2. Hacking because I did well with DSG-R on console. One of these accusations lead to me explaining the player how to buy a PS3 controller.

3. Not Rebooting my suit. This is another funny noob accusation since the player complained about me being a noob for not rebooting all the time while I was in the lobby. Even when I was in his team, he didn't stop calling me a noob.
(And I still haven't rebooted.)


You haven't rebooted? Strange. C3S says you're on your 5th. As for the Dsgr I nearly called you a hacker before I added you lol, but I've seen you play and you're legit.
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Kyra
 
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Post » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:21 am

You haven't rebooted? Strange. C3S says you're on your 5th. As for the Dsgr I nearly called you a hacker before I added you lol, but I've seen you play and you're legit.

I still haven't rebooted. I have unlocked all the attachments for each weapon (except Silencer for Alpha Jackal, that's bugged for me) and upgraded nearly all the modules. I don't want to do all of that once again. <_<
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Kit Marsden
 
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Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:45 pm

You haven't rebooted? Strange. C3S says you're on your 5th. As for the Dsgr I nearly called you a hacker before I added you lol, but I've seen you play and you're legit.

I still haven't rebooted. I have unlocked all the attachments for each weapon (except Silencer for Alpha Jackal, that's bugged for me) and upgraded nearly all the modules. I don't want to do all of that once again. <_<


I just hit max 50 on my 5th. Literally a minute ago.
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