funny quotes : Fallout 3

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:25 pm

my favorite was when a mutie overlord threw a nade at me shouting "hot potato"

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:26 am

Silly Super Mutant, those are pineapples ^_^

Mine is still the Prophet's line: "Try new Blammo! Blasts stains out, blasts the world out. We've all been Blammo'd!".

And the Robobrain's of course:

"I hope we can still be friends after this."
"They could have programmed me to love, and to forgive, but nooo..."
"I'm a much better tactician than you. It's all in the Brain, you see."

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:54 am

Wadsworth: "Is there anything I can do for you, sir? Not that I really want to"

» Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:11 pm

i like when robobrains die they sometimes say "i'll miss you"

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:06 am

"Knock knock. Who's there? Humans... KILL ALL THE HUMANS... HAHAAAHAHAA.. hahahahahaa... haha... ha. Oh my..."

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:01 pm

Super Mutants- Hello someone there, stop Hiding

Desmond has some of the best quotes in the game
"What's the difference between you and me, kid? What makes a gifted killer like yourself into a rock-hard bastard like me? The answer is TRAINING you ignorant (Censored)! I've got a hundred years of experience on you, and don't you forget it!"

"My story? Tell you what, kid. My story's a lot like a Deathclaw's tongue. It's long, messy, and you don't want to get too personal with it. Understand?"

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:15 am

"In fourteen-hundred and ninety-two, your mother and my mother were hanging up clothes around the mulberry bush."
- The Preacher

That's my favourite Fallout 3 quote, and that's because it really freaked me out the first time I heard it.

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:15 am

I find pretty much everything RL-3 says to be hilarious. Such as:

"What's the matter you pansy ass Pinko? Getting tired?". And:

"Do that again and I'll put my boot so far up your ass you'll cough up boot polish!".

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:25 pm

my favorite was when a mutie overlord threw a nade at me shouting "hot potato"

I thought this was kinda funny. I went to Megaton water works building to give the old guy that runs it some scrap metal in order to bump up my good karma.

He was on his bed sound asleep... I woke him up gave him the scrap metal and when I said I had to move on he said...

"Well back to work" and immediately lay down and went to sleep.

Lazy old poop

:)

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:12 am

Nearly everything Brick says: "I'm Brick, and I call this fine-lookin' roomsweeper Eugene."

"I love turnin' the muties into a fine, red mist with my gun!"

"Skill, baby, pure skill. That and my big-a** gun."

"Talk to the eggheads, they're runnin' the show. I just point and shoot, and stuff dies."

"Eugene and I have sort of a partnership. I find targets, and he vaporizes targets. It works out well."

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:16 am

Elder Lyons says something like: "Everybody knows how to make another human being, but the ability to make a A3-21 Plasma Rifle is almost lost." He's quoting the Outcasts I think, thus summoning up their great wisdom.

I like that quote. It describes the greatest problem in post-war America.

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:39 am

yarrgh! aggh! and urrgghh! cause thats all the lone wanderer says verabally.

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:48 am

Your dad has a good one, if you shoot him: "I brought you into this world. I think you know the rest."

And Moira has lots, but my fave (don't ask me why) is: "Those poor little mole ratties!"

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:27 am

And Moira has lots, but my fave (don't ask me why) is: "Those poor little mole ratties!"

Every time I see Mole Rats now I can hear her in my head: "Oh those poor molies!" :lol:

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:57 am

pfft sergeant rl-8 BAH!! :thumbsdown:
if you ever see a mr. handy fight ill tell you his quotes are way better.something like
you SIR have offended my honor and for that you must die " war cry" :goodjob:

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:27 am

My favorite was one of Moira's early ones:
"I wouldn't anyone getting hurt because of a mistake. Nobody's ever happy when that happens. No, then they just yell a lot... at me... With mean, mean words."
Or something like that.

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:52 am

'Gary..?'

The best yet for me, 'You should beat that man. With a stick'.
Andale.

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 8:02 am

"oh yes, let's all beat up on the robot"

^^ sigged

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:42 am

Super Mutants- Hello someone there, stop Hiding

Desmond has some of the best quotes in the game
"What's the difference between you and me, kid? What makes a gifted killer like yourself into a rock-hard bastard like me? The answer is TRAINING you ignorant (Censored)! I've got a hundred years of experience on you, and don't you forget it!"

"My story? Tell you what, kid. My story's a lot like a Deathclaw's tongue. It's long, messy, and you don't want to get too personal with it. Understand?"

This. Also anything RL-3 or Liberty Prime say.

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:11 pm

Ah, yes. Liberty Prime. Who could forget him?

"DEMOCRACY IS TRUTH! COMMUNISM IS DEATH!!"

"ALASKA'S LIBERATION IS IMMINENT!!"

"PROBABILITY OF COMMUNIST VICTORY: ZERO PERCENT!"

Or... (spoiler)

"I die... so democracy... may li..."

» Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:39 am

My sig, wasteland preacher, awesome.