Every time I hear that I burst out laughing! I still have no idea what that means, but it is all the more hilarious when you playing a female character.

Imperial Watch: "Showing your face was the last mistake you'll ever make!"
Me: "Am I really that ugly?"

Imperial Watch: "Show me what you've got!"
Me: "Here's my bow. And here's an arrow." *kills guard* "What's wrong? Don't you like it?"

Fleeing Enemy: "Please! dont hurt me!"

Me: If you'd HOLD STILL you will die faster!

lol ^_^

Nobody got the reference?

It's an English phrase. It's what you say to someone if 'what do you want, a medal?' isn't appropriate, or if you want to sound posh

actually npc's say ""You elves are all the same, all flash and no FURY"
close though.

that what i say ever time they say that to me

very funny replies dude

I am playing the game at the moment and i killed a Marauder Warlord

Warlord:"You're pathetic...*sound in painfull agony(Ough!)*"
Me:"Sorry did i interupt you?" :poke:
Me:*Keeps going deeper into the dungeon*

Aldos Othran:Flyyyyyin.....Flyyyyyyyin' in the skyyyyy....cliff racer flyyyyyy.....so high.....flyyyyin'
Me:Heres a nice cup of shut the f**k up!

Amen.


:lmao:


Secret Monkey Island or something?

Bandit: "To arms! To Arms!!"
Me: "What, is two arms too many? Then I'll remove yours!"

NPC: "Look at the muscles on you!"
Me: "Keep your distance, pal. Unless you want to find out what I can do with them."

NPC: "What do you want?"
Me: "Nothing you've got."

I have multiple responses for this one:
The Emperor: "You are the one from my dreams."
Me: "Like I haven't heard that one before."
Me: "Ookaay. That's a little creepy."
Me: "Hitting on a prisoner? What, did the Royal Concubine kick you out? Or are you really that desperate?"
Me: "What kind of freak are you? Get away from me, you perverted geezer."

Jauffre: "Yes? What can I do for you?"
Me: "I brought you the Emperor's bling."

Elderly Dunmer: Ayleid ruins? The big thing is to watch out for the traps. Thousands of years old, and still working. Amazing.

Me: You're a thousand years old and your trap's still working.

mythic dawn cultist-"the dawn is breaking" (or somesuch)
me - "greet the new day"

daedra keeper (the dude that drops the sigil key) "your life is forfeit! your flesh is MINE"
me - *lighting touch instant kill* "said anything?" *takes its heart* "your flesh is miine...

(forgot that the keeper dosent drop a heart... wut O_o)

*edit* my first reaction to the skinned dog/hound: "Silent Hill called. it wants its dogs back..." (silent hill is a horror game, and one of the enemies in the first one is verrry similar to the skinned dog/hound)

only one i can really think of is

NPC "this is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"

Me "this is the part where you got to hell!"

one of my friends blurted it out in that situation once. we started cracking up now when ever an NPC says that i cant help but reply like so

NPC: "Coming here is the last mistake you'll ever make!"
Me: "You mean the rest of my life will be mistake-free? Sweet!"

NPC: "Come to me, sweet flesh."
Me: "Um, I already have a date for the prom."

NPC: "I'm Else God-Hater. Yes. I hate the gods. All gods. They can all bite my garters. And if you don't like it, YOU can bite my garters, too."
Me: "No thanks, I already had lunch."

npc bandit:
"You will make a fine pair of boots lizard!"

me:
"And you will make a fine lamp shade you filthy Nord!"
or
me:
"Enough with the lizard jokes already!!!!"
or
"Mmmm! Nordkebob!"

pretty cool some of the things you can say like

I AM LUCIEN LUCHANE MURDERER OF THE DARKBROTHERHOOD
GASP WHO ARE YOU

Dagon worshipor: I do not fear death!

me: great, you have nothing to worry about then.

Npc: You move like a pregnant cow.

Me: And you move like a dead one.

*Looks at his own avatar* :blink:

Imperial guard: "You have my ear, Citizen"
Me: "Ah terribly sorry bout that i was drunk last nght... ill try to find it."

guard: "Evils afoot citizen"
Me: "So I should avoid feet?"

Aye. Ask me about Loom and then look behind you, there's a three headed monkey.

Mythic dawn agent: "The dawn is breaking"

Me: "What're ya tellin me for? Go fix it yourself."

NPC: "I saw a mudcrab the other day."
Me: "Okay, cool."

NPC: "I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!"
Me: ":o"

Barus: (When the tunnel opens and I run in with them) Looks like today's your lucky day. Just stay out of our way.
Me: You have no idea what kind of hell you've just unleashed onto Cyrodill, don't ya?

Barus: Jaufree? He said that? Why?
Me: He was the freaking Emperor? How about you stop interrogating me.

NPC: Someone's been murdered!
Me: Yes, and you're next.

NPC: Run away!
Me: Will you just hold still?

Guard: You dare appose the might of the Imperial Leigon?
Me: Good sir, you lot couldn't even protect an old man's triplets, so yes, I dare to appose you guys.

Guard: FOR THE EMPEROR!
Me: You do realize the man's dead, right?

Baurus: We've failed...I've failed...the Blades were sworn to protect the emperor and now he and all his heirs are dead!
Me: That is an understatement. You guys couldn't even protect an old man and now you're putting the fate of your entire country in the hands of a prisoner? I weep for you guys.

Kvatch Refugees: (Angsts)
Me: Okay, I get it. You lot are depressed that Kvatch fell. Well, Anvil is just down there, so how about you go down there instead of sitting in the middle of the road waiting to be ambushed by a creature....or ME!!!

Bandit: "Die, d*** you!!"
Me: "You first!" *kills bandit*

Marauder: "Why. Won't. You. DIE?!!"
Me: "Because you're too weak to kill me."

Marauder: "You elves are all the same! All flash and no fury!"
Me: *Casts Wizard's Fury. Marauder dies.* Me: "You were saying?"