I hear your handy with a blade.
Me: How? I thought I had you ear!
Cymbol crash
Funny replies you make to NPCs.
» Sun May 01, 2011 4:02 pm
I hear your handy with a blade.
Me: How? I thought I had you ear!
Cymbol crash
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!beef - Posts: 3497
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» Mon May 02, 2011 4:30 am
That must have been one big ****ing crab!
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Sarah MacLeod - Posts: 3422
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» Sun May 01, 2011 3:56 pm
NPC "You have my ear citizen"
Az " The bad news is I'm back for the other one "
NPC "You have the hands of an illusionist"
AZ "That's just an illusion"
NPC " I've fought mud crabs tougher than you "
Az " I think I know that mud crab...he said you svck "
NPC " It must have been the wind "
Az " Well I'm pretty sure you'll think what happens next is gonna blow "
Az " The bad news is I'm back for the other one "
NPC "You have the hands of an illusionist"
AZ "That's just an illusion"
NPC " I've fought mud crabs tougher than you "
Az " I think I know that mud crab...he said you svck "
NPC " It must have been the wind "
Az " Well I'm pretty sure you'll think what happens next is gonna blow "
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Neko Jenny - Posts: 3409
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» Sun May 01, 2011 7:29 pm
Mythic Dawn Guard: Dawn is- MY LIFE FOR LORD DAGON!
Me: And my sword is dusk.
Me: And my sword is dusk.
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RaeAnne - Posts: 3427
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» Sun May 01, 2011 9:57 pm
Guard: "I'm just warming up, you pathetic worm!"
Me: "Then let be help you cool off!" *casts frost spell that kills guard*
Me: "Then let be help you cool off!" *casts frost spell that kills guard*
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Isabell Hoffmann - Posts: 3463
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» Sun May 01, 2011 2:30 pm
Mythic Dawn: FOR LORD DAGON!
Me: FOR SPARTA! FOR FREEDOM! A-HOOT! A-HOOT! A-HOOT!
Sorry, had to do it.
Me: FOR SPARTA! FOR FREEDOM! A-HOOT! A-HOOT! A-HOOT!
Sorry, had to do it.
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saharen beauty - Posts: 3456
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» Sun May 01, 2011 1:15 pm
I heard i funny convo once
Male Npc: I heard that wizards in summerset isle are evil(or something like that)
female npc: I heard the same.
Male npc: really? i never heard that yet.
I was giggly
Male Npc: I heard that wizards in summerset isle are evil(or something like that)
female npc: I heard the same.
Male npc: really? i never heard that yet.
I was giggly
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Elena Alina - Posts: 3415
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» Mon May 02, 2011 2:03 am
NPC: You move like a pregnant cow!
Me: You mean like your mother before I killed her? Nah, not really...
:D
Me: You mean like your mother before I killed her? Nah, not really...
:D
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Brιonα Renae - Posts: 3430
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» Sun May 01, 2011 7:01 pm
NPC: You've got some nimble fingers. What've you been getting into?"
ME: I'll show you what these fingers can do.
ME: I'll show you what these fingers can do.
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Nicholas - Posts: 3454
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» Sun May 01, 2011 4:38 pm
Imperial Watch: "You have my ear, citizen."
Me: "Do you want it back?"
Me: "Do you want it back?"
Hah. I also say that all the time (or think it, actually).
I also keep thinking about killing Alval Uvani everytime he wants to turn my bones to ashes.
EDIT:
Mythic Dawn: FOR LORD DAGON!
Me: FOR SPARTA! FOR FREEDOM! A-HOOT! A-HOOT! A-HOOT!
Sorry, had to do it.
Me: FOR SPARTA! FOR FREEDOM! A-HOOT! A-HOOT! A-HOOT!
Sorry, had to do it.
Hahahaha! I immidiately imagined something like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nLyvG-F4IU.
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Damned_Queen - Posts: 3425
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» Sun May 01, 2011 6:24 pm
NPC: "You've got quite a bounce to your step. You must be an Acrobat."
Me: "Why are you paying so much attention to the way I 'step'?"
This occurred while I was "Persuading" a guard:
Guard: "Talk tough to me. I like tough guys."
Me: :blink: "Ookaay, I'm leaving now."
Me: "Why are you paying so much attention to the way I 'step'?"
This occurred while I was "Persuading" a guard:
Guard: "Talk tough to me. I like tough guys."
Me: :blink: "Ookaay, I'm leaving now."
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i grind hard - Posts: 3463
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» Sun May 01, 2011 3:26 pm
I sometimes think it's funny to reply to things said by NPCs. Here's a few examples:
NPC: "You have quite a bounce to your step. You must be an acrobat."
Me: "Why are you watching the way I walk? Are you attracted to me, or something?"
NPC: "You have the hands of a healer."
Me: "I also have the ear of a guard. Wanna see what else I've got? :hubbahubba: "
NPC: "It's you. the Hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honor."
Me: "How did you know it was me? I don't recall seeing you at Kvatch."
NPC: "Why are you bothering me?"
Me: "Because I'm not bothering someone else yet."
Imperial Watch: "You have my ear, citizen."
Me: "Do you want it back?"
Imperial Watch: "You. I've seen your type before. You have blood on your hands."
Me: "Yep, and I believe it's yours!" *kills guard*
Imperial Watch: "What are you looking for?"
Me: "The Dark Brotherhood. Have you seen any of them around?"
Imperial Watch: "If you've got to travel, by the Nine Divines, stay on the roads. The wilderness just isn't safe anymore. We've had sightings, you see. The Daedra.."
Me: "How much do bandits bribe you to say that?"
NPC: "You have quite a bounce to your step. You must be an acrobat."
Me: "Why are you watching the way I walk? Are you attracted to me, or something?"
NPC: "You have the hands of a healer."
Me: "I also have the ear of a guard. Wanna see what else I've got? :hubbahubba: "
NPC: "It's you. the Hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honor."
Me: "How did you know it was me? I don't recall seeing you at Kvatch."
NPC: "Why are you bothering me?"
Me: "Because I'm not bothering someone else yet."
Imperial Watch: "You have my ear, citizen."
Me: "Do you want it back?"
Imperial Watch: "You. I've seen your type before. You have blood on your hands."
Me: "Yep, and I believe it's yours!" *kills guard*
Imperial Watch: "What are you looking for?"
Me: "The Dark Brotherhood. Have you seen any of them around?"
Imperial Watch: "If you've got to travel, by the Nine Divines, stay on the roads. The wilderness just isn't safe anymore. We've had sightings, you see. The Daedra.."
Me: "How much do bandits bribe you to say that?"
Lol!!
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Elina - Posts: 3411
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» Sun May 01, 2011 11:53 pm
"You have me ear, citizen."
"Not true! I'm a good guy, i only collect fingers."
(Since i came from Fallout 3, i immediatly tought of "Contract Killer" perk when i heard that line
)
"I'm just getting started you pathetic worm!"
"That's too bad since i'm done already." followed by killing the enemy with a power attack.
And the funniest conversation i've heard is still:
NPC 1: "All the priests and priesteses of Dibella, murdered!"
NPC 2: "By the Gods!"
NPC 1: "No doubt."
"Not true! I'm a good guy, i only collect fingers."
(Since i came from Fallout 3, i immediatly tought of "Contract Killer" perk when i heard that line
)"I'm just getting started you pathetic worm!"
"That's too bad since i'm done already." followed by killing the enemy with a power attack.
And the funniest conversation i've heard is still:
NPC 1: "All the priests and priesteses of Dibella, murdered!"
NPC 2: "By the Gods!"
NPC 1: "No doubt."
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Ludivine Poussineau - Posts: 3353
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» Sun May 01, 2011 6:15 pm
Nobody got the reference? 
Insult sword fighting FTW!
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TASTY TRACY - Posts: 3282
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» Sun May 01, 2011 2:40 pm
Orc in cheydinhal: Buzz Buzz Bu-
Me: (Blasts with spell) what were you saying again?
Dunmer in skingrad: Go away or I'l turn your bones to a-
Me: (Blasts with spell) I REALLY need to stop doing that.
Random guy: HEEEELP MUUUURRRDER!!!!
Me: (Blasts with spell) Oh for the love of-
Adoring Fan: By azura by-
Me: (Blasts with spell) :facepalm:
Yes the last one really did happen at the same time
Me: (Blasts with spell) what were you saying again?
Dunmer in skingrad: Go away or I'l turn your bones to a-
Me: (Blasts with spell) I REALLY need to stop doing that.
Random guy: HEEEELP MUUUURRRDER!!!!
Me: (Blasts with spell) Oh for the love of-
Adoring Fan: By azura by-
Me: (Blasts with spell) :facepalm:
Yes the last one really did happen at the same time
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QuinDINGDONGcey - Posts: 3369
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» Sun May 01, 2011 8:57 pm
An argonian to my khajiit: This scent is foul.
Me: You don't exactly smell like roses either, Mr. Stinks-to-high-heaven.
(The Same) argonian to my khajiit: A hated one.
ME: i'm not too fond you either.
A wood elf to my khajiit: I really don't want you close to me.
Me: And you walked accross the street to tell me that?
Those just happened in IC market district, nobody likes khajiits
Not even other khajiits:
"It can speak? It can make words?"
"It can also make it stop making words :stare:"
Me: You don't exactly smell like roses either, Mr. Stinks-to-high-heaven.
(The Same) argonian to my khajiit: A hated one.
ME: i'm not too fond you either.
A wood elf to my khajiit: I really don't want you close to me.
Me: And you walked accross the street to tell me that?
Those just happened in IC market district, nobody likes khajiits
Not even other khajiits:
"It can speak? It can make words?"
"It can also make it stop making words :stare:"
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RUby DIaz - Posts: 3383
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» Sun May 01, 2011 7:55 pm
My response to his speech:
"You know, I've been looking around the whole time Martin has been speaking and I couldn't help noticing there are only two Blades present (Baurus and Jauffre). Shouldn't ALL of them be here, since the Emperor (to be) is leading this battle?"
Me asking a Blade Cloud Ruler Temple:
Blade: "Aye, she's a beaut. A few men can hold her against an army." (or something along those lines, anyway)
Me: "You'd need bows for that. I couldn't help but notice that none of you carry one. So, what are you going to do? Wait till they're inside the temple and then hold it against them? Good luck!"
"You know, I've been looking around the whole time Martin has been speaking and I couldn't help noticing there are only two Blades present (Baurus and Jauffre). Shouldn't ALL of them be here, since the Emperor (to be) is leading this battle?"
Me asking a Blade Cloud Ruler Temple:
Blade: "Aye, she's a beaut. A few men can hold her against an army." (or something along those lines, anyway)
Me: "You'd need bows for that. I couldn't help but notice that none of you carry one. So, what are you going to do? Wait till they're inside the temple and then hold it against them? Good luck!"
I couldn't help but just laugh out loud when I heard this. I think I'm going to buy Oblivion for PC, make a daedric army and make them attack Cloud Ruler Temple just to see who wins. LOL!!!!! I love Oblivion.
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suzan - Posts: 3329
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» Sun May 01, 2011 7:21 pm
NPC:MUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRDER
ME: Yeh no [censored] sherlock
ME: Yeh no [censored] sherlock
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James Rhead - Posts: 3474
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» Sun May 01, 2011 6:46 pm
NPC:"You elves are all the same, all flash and no FURY"
Me: -casts a shock spell and watches npc fly away- " I'm sorry bout the flash of lightning. As you were saying? That's what I thought."
Random fight in arena
Me fighting barehanded: " Stay down!"
Uval's classic line...
-unleashing most powerful spell- I'm sorry... what's that about ash? -loots corpse-
Guard saying something about me being a murderer.
" What I still have blood on my hands?" -kills said guard-
" Why.Won't.you.." -gets arrow in head-
Me: -yawns-
"I'm watching you prisoner."
Me: " Good, you're doing you job."
In oblivion...
-while chasing after dremora- You're gonna die clown! Stop moving!
While playing on my pc, I loaded up that ayleid home on the mountain not that great of a one imo. Get teleported into a random dungeon in the middle of necromancers. " Well this isn't bad.. one necromancer should be cake." Charges in" Oh shi...." 10 necromancers in the room later" Must go faster... must go faster."
Me: -casts a shock spell and watches npc fly away- " I'm sorry bout the flash of lightning. As you were saying? That's what I thought."
Random fight in arena
Me fighting barehanded: " Stay down!"
Uval's classic line...
-unleashing most powerful spell- I'm sorry... what's that about ash? -loots corpse-
Guard saying something about me being a murderer.
" What I still have blood on my hands?" -kills said guard-
" Why.Won't.you.." -gets arrow in head-
Me: -yawns-
"I'm watching you prisoner."
Me: " Good, you're doing you job."
In oblivion...
-while chasing after dremora- You're gonna die clown! Stop moving!
While playing on my pc, I loaded up that ayleid home on the mountain not that great of a one imo. Get teleported into a random dungeon in the middle of necromancers. " Well this isn't bad.. one necromancer should be cake." Charges in" Oh shi...." 10 necromancers in the room later" Must go faster... must go faster."
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Alina loves Alexandra - Posts: 3456
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» Mon May 02, 2011 1:58 am
Marauder: "You move like a pregnant cow!"
Me: "Oh, just make like a frog and croak, already!" *kills marauder with poisoned arrow*
Other marauder: "You move like a pregnant cow!"
Me: "How do you guys even know what cows are? I haven't seen one anywhere in Cyrodiil."
NPC: "You have the hands of a healer."
Me: "Not really, it's just an Illusion."
NPC: "You have the hands of an Illusionist."
Me: "And I'll slap you with one of them if you try anything...funny."
Legion Patrol: "We're here to serve."
Me: "I'll have a steak, some carrots and some bread. Do you have any Shadowbanish Wine?"
Me: "Oh, just make like a frog and croak, already!" *kills marauder with poisoned arrow*
Other marauder: "You move like a pregnant cow!"
Me: "How do you guys even know what cows are? I haven't seen one anywhere in Cyrodiil."
NPC: "You have the hands of a healer."
Me: "Not really, it's just an Illusion."
NPC: "You have the hands of an Illusionist."
Me: "And I'll slap you with one of them if you try anything...funny."
Legion Patrol: "We're here to serve."
Me: "I'll have a steak, some carrots and some bread. Do you have any Shadowbanish Wine?"
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Ice Fire - Posts: 3394
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» Sun May 01, 2011 11:45 pm
female Merchant: you drive a hard bargain.
ME: a bargain isnt the only hard thing I drive.
ME: a bargain isnt the only hard thing I drive.
HAHA nice one!Guard:"You have my ear citizen."
Me: "You want it back?"
and sometimes i just run away with his ear.... Poor man
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Jessica Nash - Posts: 3424
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» Sun May 01, 2011 7:56 pm
NPC: "You've got some nimble fingers. What have you been getting into?"
Me: How the **** do you know that? Stalker alert!
Me: How the **** do you know that? Stalker alert!
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kyle pinchen - Posts: 3475
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» Sun May 01, 2011 2:00 pm
NPC: Look at the muscles on you!
Me: WTF why is the whole province of tamriel coming on to me. I don't even look that good.
Me: WTF why is the whole province of tamriel coming on to me. I don't even look that good.
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Benito Martinez - Posts: 3470
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» Sun May 01, 2011 1:47 pm
sound interesting
should try out sometime.
should try out sometime.
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Greg Swan - Posts: 3413
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» Sun May 01, 2011 6:43 pm
NPC: Look at the muscles on you.
Me: Keep it up and I'll show you what I can do with them.
Guard: What are you looking for?
Me: Skooma. know where I can find some?
Or
Me: Horses. I'm hungry. (Orc character only)
Me: Keep it up and I'll show you what I can do with them.
Guard: What are you looking for?
Me: Skooma. know where I can find some?
Or
Me: Horses. I'm hungry. (Orc character only)
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Stefanny Cardona - Posts: 3352
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