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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:23 pm

Walking in a dungeon with Marcurio, and he randomly says "Just try not to set off any traps" at the exact moment as he steps on a pressure plate and a wall of spikes sends him flying.
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:59 pm

It turns out that Kyne's Peace makes horses fly sometimes, if they're being ridden at least. That poor Imperial soldier never saw the noble he was escorting again.
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:21 am

I was up on the tower pathway up in solitude(hard to explain and I went to shoot a guy in front of me and a hawk flew right in front of me and it killed the hawk

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Lloyd Muldowney
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:15 pm

A couple of hours into the game, I was hunting an elk and chased it straight into a giant's camp. After realizing what was about to happen I sat back, relaxed, opened a bottle of nord mead and proceeded to watch the elk get knocked into the stratosphere :whistling:
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Bedford White
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:47 am

I was doing the beginning of the Forsworn quest

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The part where you go to the Silver-Blood treasury and confront the dude about sending guards at you. We hear his wife scream and 2 assassins attack, one of them possessing his wife or something. The Silver-blood guy cuts his own wife down with his sword as I take care of the 2 assassins. Once he kills her, he sheaths his sword and says "Well that takes care of that!" in the most upbeat and jolly voice I've heard. He takes a few steps, turns around and then says "Oh No! THEY KILLED MY WIFE!!"

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Dorian Cozens
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:38 am

bump
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jason worrell
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:42 am

Not so much funnt as it is a glitch. Playing an assassin/thief/general sneaky type, I will be sneaking along in town, and despite the fact that my sneak indicator remains completely closed, in the "hidden" position, guards and civilians will turn to look at me and make some sort of comment as I sneak past. Now, the town drunk I can understand, but everyone, even the guards? Or is talking to walls a national sport in Skyrim?
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Holli Dillon
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:49 pm

On my way to the sky temple thing to find
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Alduin's Wall
, I had some music on and suddenly my controller starts to vibrate. I look up and there is a dragon flying around. I hop off my horse and start shooting arrows at the thing, when suddenly another dragon appears. They don't fight each other, but will take turns strafing me. They also liked flying behind the mountains around the place and getting me to switch up targets. Both seemingly fly away, one NPC even comments "Well, I guess they're gone", so I hop back on my horse and start riding to the temple again. I hear a roar in time to turn around and get strafed again, and at the same time see the other one flying around the temple. Finally one lands, and I kill it, but just barely. Then the other one immediately lands, and cutscenes to me in the dragons mouth getting flung around like a rag doll.


Frustrating, but now it makes me laugh. Those were some smart dragons.




Both appeared again after I reloaded, killed one and the other ran away for real this time.
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:30 am

So I'm carrying this bow...I don't want it...I don't need it...but apparently its a quest item so I can;'t dump it...Dravins "whatsitcalled".

I've been carrying it for ages...I've not been majorly pissed off cos I've always been able to hump [censored] whilst its been in my inventory..but its still been a pain in the ass...like an itch you can't scratch.

So I hit up the wiki....apparently I cant drop it out of my inventory until I complete an NPC side quest for some dude called (shock horror) Dravin

I look up where the Dravin dude lives and quicksmart there........

....just when I get there its like a Dragon home coming parade.....me and the local Guard are fighting off a Frost Dragon attack, which we fend offf...we give that Frost Dragon the big beat down...but guess who's lying dead amongst the Potatoes ????????????....Dravin !!!!!!

It must have taken me a good half hour to stop larfin and find my last auto save
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