I watched a giant own lydia now her arms are all messed up

One of the random encounters I... erm, encountered was an Ice Mage dueling a Fire Mage. Who won?


Duh. *I* did.

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I walked into Whiterun and had a guy run past me out of town, followed by a female NPC wearing only a hat, gloves and boots shouting "thief" chasing after the first NPC. I guess the thief stole the clothes right off her back.

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Whilst fighting the dragon at Autumnwatch Tower, I managed to power attack my way onto it's back. It took off into the air and bucked me off when it went on a bombing run after Brenor. I flew all the way to Solitude and died when I slammed into the side of the arch.

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While exploring the regions north of Winterhold, I was attacked by some skeletons. Now, skeletons are pretty weak and my power attacks usually make them explode rather violently. I was pretty far from the College at this point, but I could still see it off in the distance (nothing but a silhouette though). I found a dungeon, went through it and then went back to the college to sell things. When I got to the door to the actual inside of the College, one of the skeletons' heads flew down from the sky and struck my character in the back of the head, dealing almost lethal damage.

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While walking around the area outside Whiterun trying to mark off every location I could find, I saw a mammoth spawn in the air and fall to his death several hundred yards below.

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The only time I have seen two dragons at once (other than in parts of the MQ), they were fighting each other.

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The one time I finished a dragon off in the air (using a spell), it fell right on me and killed me.

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I saw a dragon off in the distance and ran to it, hoping for a fight. Combat music started and he attacked. But then he started flying up. And up. And up. And then he was nothing but a tiny black dot in the sky. He never came back.

I just saw a character named Madwoman she begged me to use Wabbajack on her but i didn't have it with me. so i just killed her.

I was riding my horse up a steep winding trail when I was attacked by damn wolf. I dismounted and started to pull out my weapon when I noticed that my horse and wolf were trading blows and dodging in furious combat. Then I noticed the cliff they were heading towards...and then over. I think "awww damn it!" and run over to the cliff and at the bottom there is a dead wolf and horse.

So now I am stranded in the snow half way up a huge mountain. I sigh and headed out on foot.

Saw Ulfric shout Tulius to the other side of windhelms hall.

I keep accidentally whirlwind sprinting off of cliffs and such.

One lock before I finally reached level 100 lockpick...
Broke my lockpick and reaching level 100 that way.
What a failway to reach lvl 100...

Not so much funny, but a great example of radiant behaviour in action.

There I was, trying to sneek across the courtyard of a fortress unseen, but there were a lot of guards, and I couldnt really find a path.
So as I am contemplating just standing up and attacking them I hear a great big roar.
A dragon had decided to attack the soldiers in the courtyard.
While they were all busy trying to fight it and getting roasted, I snuck across and was never seen

I married Mjoll the Lioness from Riften. I sent her to live in my house in Markarth where my housecarl Argis also lives. While they were both walking around I dropped some Dwarven Centurion Dynamo cores to decorate my house with. Both Mjoll and Argis saw them and decided they wanted to pick them up. Mjoll wanted them for herself and said that if she didnt get them, she would attack Argis. Argis basically told her to "bring it". I picked up the cores to alleviate the tension, but Mjoll didnt like this. A second later she axed Argis in the back and I was forced to reload my game. Frieking Classic.

One time I was fighting a Blood Dragon at the crater-thing in The Reach and some Boethian (sp???) Cultist guy who was supposed to try to kill me completely sidetracked the blood dragon.

Eventually the dragon flies wayyy down towards the water trying to set this Dunmer assassin on fire (for a rather long time).. meanwhile I'm still standing on top of the tower shooting arrows down at the dragon from 200+ feet away.. which is how he died.. and somehow I found the Boethian fella's weapon up the road towards the tower, but searched and searched and couldn't find his body anywhere. I guess he disappeared or somehow drifted away with the water.. even though his weapon was 100 feet away from the river.

This might be less funny and more "Bethesda, why the hell didn't the dragon want to eat me?"

One kind of funny thing that happened to me:

Man I really hope she contacts you to send you after you.

I was sneaking around in a bandit castle. Then a bandit ''smelled'' me and ran towards me. He stopped right in front of me and looked at me and said ''Guess it was nothing'' then he turned around and walked away :thumbsup:

I was wandering around like I often do, poking my head into dungeons and enjoying the scenery when I happened upon a cave. The cave was rather straight-forward. Looked like a creek running through a mountain and nothing more. As I walked and downed a couple bandits, I noticed the rocks around me 'waving' as if I were under-water. I thought to myself 'Damn Bethesda and their bugs. Oh well, it's not so bad.'

Before leaving, a stroke of brilliance sparked through my head. I pulled out a fire spell and shot it down the path and BOOM! The entire cave went up in flames! It wasn't a bug at all, the cave was filled with gas! I made a save before leaving so I could ignite the cave whenever I feel the need to explode a little. :flamethrower:

Great Stuff.

I laugh ever time I snipe a bandit in a dugeon only for his/her buddy to come over to say "I"m going to get who ever di,,,,ugghhhh"


Me: Sure ya are.... :ph34r:

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I was walking around Whiterun heading towards the gate to go farm some Giant's Toes when ou tof no where a courier wearing only some shoes and a hat walks up to me and says ' I have a letter for you, says he was a friend".

I hope you do not have any "nvde" mods on...that would be pretty bad.

I had the funniest thing happen about an hour ago, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't one of those random encounter things. I was talking to Ulundil at the Windhelm stables about dragons, and he said something like, "If it's my fate to be killed by a dragon, so be it. I'll keep living my life the way I want."

As soon as I exit the conversation, a Frost Dragon appears. When the Dragon lands, Ulundil draws his dagger and charges. He is promptly chomped on by the Dragon and gets thrown on top of the Windhelm stables. I had a solid laugh.

Don't know if it qualifies as funny, but (at master difficulty) fighting a dragon whilst on a cliffside where I fall a good damaging distance right into a full bandit fort, and manages to survive everything. The dragon killed pretty much everything while I was running, hiding, and healing. Oh, and swearing a lot too.

A lot of fun stuff in one liner comments as well. Like:
Me: So, like, what can you tell me about Markarth?
Other: Don't fall.

Simply brilliant - I understood what he meant when I got there

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I was clearing out a den of necromancers in a dungeon somewhere. I hate dealing with necromancers as a stealth archer, if there's several in a room sure you can shoot one or two but if you have to retreat and hide by the time you sneak back they'll be back on their feet and glowing blue and probably standing between you and your preferred 'live' target.

Well in this particular dungeon, they had obviously been killing wildlife and bringing it back to butcher it - I shot one necromancer, saw another one in my peripheral vision waving his hands about, and before I knew what was happening I was being charged by zombie goats.

They wouldn't have been that deadly an encounter, but for the fact that I was practically falling out of my chair laughing, and trying to point out to my bewildered husband what was going on that had me so amused.

Beware the hordes of undead livestock!