I only have one and it encounters a bandit bringing me back my bow while we were on the way to ambush me. Told me "do not need to be leaving that laying around".

Finding a bottle of Black-Briar mead hidden under the owner's bed at Honningbrew Meadery.
Watching a mammoth in the distance (for no reason) fly straight up and fall back down and die.

There are others and I will edit if they come to mind!

I saw a dragon flying low all around a town... he flew into a tree and knocked himself back onto his butt LOL

i saw a father sleeping in his bed with his own son. creepy ass Battle Borns.

i saw the same thing

i was fighting a dragon and it dove to low and it got a little bit of its face scratched scratched up lol :hubbahubba:

I shot a sabre cat twice from stealth, and it charged at me full speed. Mid-pounce, I shot it once more, killing it. In the air, it did two back flips, before landing perfectly back on it's paws, and plopping down onto it's side.

Haha I had that too, I was in sneak hiding after I dropped a bow from my pack by accident and the bandits heard me. After I was hidden one of the bandits picked it up walked over to me and handed me my bow back telling me the same thing, he turned to walk away... I lol'd while slicing his throat... I almost felt bad for doing that to such a kind hearted bandit, almost...

Talking to a noble on his way to some wedding. As soon as I stop and turn around, I hear a roar and a WHOOSH. Spin back towards the noble, and he is literally INSIDE a dragon's mouth being thrown from side to side. His bodyguard is desperately poking at the beast wtih his cheap steel blade. I kindly killed the dragon after they were both dead and proceeded to search their corpses.

Somehow I think the noble got lucky with that one!

During , I assaulted the camp that the bandits are at in the middle of the night during a beautiful aurora borealis. Sniped the guy on top of the tower and he switched the level right before my second arrow nocked into his head. The boulders were in midair just as two other bandit were runnign down the hill at me and they got crushed (one from it falling directly on him, another from it rolling onto him). Then a fourth bandit ran at me (still hidden however) realizing the rocks were gone and he walked straight into my shot that was meant for the 5th guy. I felt pretty awesome abotu it. Like the perfect assault, using their own weapons against them.

Another time a giant was running right at me. I unloaded 6 arrows or so and by the last one, he died, but he face-planted (almost!) into his bag of mammoth cheese.

A terrible one was when I just got done with a dragon and out of potions, a second one shows up. I was stuck kiting through rocks for 10 minutes letting off occasional arrows.

I was sneaking through a forsworn camp and wanted to increase my pickpocket skill, so I was pick-pocketing everyone that I could. I finally reached the Briarheart, so I pick-pocketed him too. I got the briar heart from him and then he
I didn't know that could happen.
Some days later, I get ambushed in the wilderness by some thugs out to "teach me a lesson". After dispatching them, I loot the bodies and I find the note on them, with the all to familiar, bla bla, this one stole from me, I wanr her punished. The thing is, it was signed "Forsworn Briarheart"

Chased a terrified snow fox for the longest time. When I was finally within striking distance I used the sprinting charge attack and totally missed because it suddenly veered to the right. At that very moment a huge snow lion creature leapt out of no where and.. to put it politely, ended the snow fox. Then it turned on me. The result wasnt pretty. Karmic justice for abusing helpless woodland creatures?

this story is by no means hilarious
but I keep seeing dead dragons pop up everywhere where they really shouldn't.
I don't know if this is a common "bug" or if the wind picks them up and drops them off
but I'll just be strolling along next to the dark brotherhood's sanctuary entrance
or up on the college of winterhold
when out pops a huge skeleton that I eventually recognize to be a dragon corpse.
sometimes it dances around a bit and disappears or actually parks itself right on the ground and won't leave.

Wandering into that Dragon Bridge village and seeing a cranky woman sweeping her porch in her chonies.

http://www.niceboots.org/~evergrey/Skyrim/6nopants.jpg

I guess I'd be pretty cranky too.

Trying to sneak with in tow. :facepalm:

well the cat does always land on its paws :tongue:

my story is simple, i met a bandit on a log (over a veeeeeeeeeeeery high drop just over a waterfall). i knocked him off with a shout :tongue: then i started to want his bow, the onyl solution? jump! about 100 feet down i find the bandits corpse (and that bow i wanted!), turns out he hit a rock (hard) on the way down that i missed by inches :sweat:

Great Stuff, keep them coming

4 hours into the game I came across a giant camp. Well I'm a badass Nord warrior right?...........I was wrong, so very, very wrong.

Mine would have to be the time i was doing a particular quest between the Imperials and Stormcloaks. I turned to a fellow stormcloack, who had an arrow straight through his head, like a halloween gag head dress, but he didn't care... he just said. ''Wow, i feel SO ALIVE!'' .. he died soon after, slashed down by a sword, but atleast he felt alive for a bit. Shame it took an arrow through the head to bring on this realisation to him.

A dragon attacked me and as I was doing the dragon slaying thing, a wolf attacked me. I got rid of the wolf, and then went back to work on the dragon. Things were going okay until I was suddenly sent skidding across the ground, for about fifty feet, rag-dolling as I went. I was, of course, dead.

Apparently our fight took us too close to a Giant Camp. :sadvaultboy:

Sometimes in Skyrim, it's the things we can't see that kill us. :banghead:

Got swarmed by spiders, wolves, giants, bears, and sabers cats near Riften, then a dragon decides he'll finish off my greatly weakened nord warrior. So desperatly trying too find a way out a single thought popped in my head "Ritual Stone", Skyrim has one less dragon now.

My only funny story so far is that everytime I see a troll or dragon, I start to say in a high pitched voice "OMG< OMG" and run like a little girl.

My friend who was watching me play thought my out loud antics were quite amusing.

First thing I did in the game was purposely get killed by a giant to experience the "moon shot". Worth every second of the reload time.

More!!!!