Heartbroken. 12 hours of my life waisted. I glare hatefully at the Xbox, thinking to myself about how i defended it against all the PS3 die hards, how i waited by the door patiently after it had a red ring episode and had to be shipped off to Microsoft. How happy i was when it returned. Now.... i plotted to kill it. I had it all planned. I was gonna leave it running with out touching it for 6 hours, until right before it kicked into sleep mode (when its defenses were down, then i was gonna hold a pillow over its air vents until it quit whirring. Then bury it in the garden, and explain to my wife that it was stolen, but first, i would give it the benefit of doubt and Google the problem.
Apparently it wasn't an issue with the Xbox. Apparently, the only explanation i could find was that the memory corruption was caused, somehow, by picking up a space suit in the "Fly with me" quest chain. Its a shame, because that suit was awesome, and i had planned to where it to disco night and like totally blow everyone else suits out of the water. Oh and i had forever lost 12 hours of my life. but oh well, remember I'm a stone wall.
I restarted, trying to reassure my self that it was a good thing because now i could redo my points better, and this time skip the useless night lover perk. So i get to the part where im killing the Geckos. ( I like to kill them with my bare hands. Nothing makes you feel more like a man than punching giant mutant Geckos and Scorpions to death.) Anyways, im stalking one, completely undetected, blending in with the desert environment, i get close, i can feel my breath bouncing off the back of his neck and ever so slightly stirring my survivalist beard, I rear back, and with the strength of 1000 gods i smote him in the back of the head. The pure energy of the attack disabled my Xbox and gave me the red rings of death.
Heartbroken. My warranty was up. No more free mans for my Xbox. Unless of course i wanted to pay for them. Any as any true gamer knows, Paying for a free man is punishable by death. but once again, i am one with the silent monks, a stone wall, A stone silent wall of monks, if you will. I take my broken, battle worn, veteran Xbox to game stop and trade it in, towards the new 250 GB Xbox slim. I get home, unpackaged it, the whole time thinking not of the new Xbox, but of how at least, me and my flask will be reunited once again. And then i realized, can i even re download the classic content now that i got a new Xbox? So Here i am posting my question on the boards.
So can I? If i can how?