i remember when i was like 5 i played Siphon Filter 2, the main characters name was Gabe (same as me)

so i always thought that it was directly talking to me. I remember once they said GABE RUN!!!, so i ran to the kitchen.


anyone here got any funny storys?

Heh..I've got quite a few, all with my best friend.

First in Diablo II: We were in Nightmare difficulty, Act 2. While exploring a tomb, I ran ahead of him into a room and I heard a distant "BSHFT". Next thing I know, I see Xadow has been slain by vase. He got owned by a Nova trap in a vase at level 45.

In Gears of War: We were at the part where it's storming and got to the cart ride. Every single time, one of us ended up dying somehow, due to a missed shot or getting surprised. It took us almost an hour, nearly making us give up Insane difficulty.

Also in Gears of War: While fighting General Raam, we must have died about a million times (Again, on our Insane run). Eventually, we both made it to the other side of the train car, as we thought we saw a mountable machine gun turret on a ledge. As we made our way around the back, he fired his shotgun in Raam's direction. It killed him.

Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighters: For some reason, bullets seemed to home in on his head, because every time he'd peak out around a corner, he would drop dead and promptly spam the chat window with swearing. At one point, we were on the second mission and at a corner leading to a plaza. He peaked around and got shot in the head. He came back and got shot in the head at the exact same place. We finally managed to kill the machine gunner doing it, and he got behind a car. Bullet through the car window, into his head. I was howling in laughter at that point.

Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory: Probably the funniest thing that's ever happened to us. Well, me. In one of the coop missions, we thought we had cleared the entire level, so I ran down a hall to meet him and get to our objective. Suddenly, I heard a loud bang, the screen freaked out, and I died. A guard had slammed open a door just as I ran by, sending me flying into the opposite wall. He laughed so hard, he couldn't properly deal with the threat and got shot down.

In MW2 I was playing on that huge map with the bunker below ground. The whole other team had that place locked up tight, and I was already losing so bad on my death to kill ratio, so I just yelled BONZIE!!!!!!!!! and ran in. I died really quickly, but I guess everyone on my team saw me do that and they couldn't stop laughing. It was one of those "you had to be there" moments.

Logging on to a really nice Minecraft server where everyone cooperates and is friendly towards each other and distracting them all while my friend blows up their diamond stuff.

Yeah I'm one of those internet A-holes.

I was like that 4 years ago with Halo 3 with my friends. Halo Reach made it impossible to effectively grief so me and my friends became much more competitive when we played it. We were pretty intense with Halo 3 as well, but we still had fun with it.

One time I recall us (split screen online) running into a girl in matchmaking and we faked english (UK) accents and we totally turned her on. She was so turned on that she attempted to add my buddy to facebook (I didn't have fb at the time). We asked her a whole bunch of questions that you wouldn't dare ask anyone if they were face to face with you...none rude but rather... inappropriate.

Anyways, we asked her to rate herself from 1-10. She said 9. They saw her on facebook and just started laughing. I remember my buddy saying "you're good looking from a far but you're far from good looking."

We left the party after that.

Let's see...

1: I always enjoyed killing all the staff members of Black Mess in the first game. "Gordon Freeman thank god your here!" [BOOM HEADSHOT]!

2: In Tomb Raider Legends preforming a Swan Dive from a high place onto some nice hard ground. Seeing Lara bounce her head off the ground is always good for a laugh or two.

3: My Dad beating me at a game of bowling (the game was High Velocity Bowling for the PS3 with the PS Move) by 2 points and what's funny about it was I was leading in all the frames and he come up from behind me and wins it by 2 bloody points...classic.

The plural of 'story' is not 'storys'. Just sayin'.

Oh no grammar :ahhh: I kid I kid

I can't think of any stories though. :sadvaultboy: loved the ones you guys posted though

ITS DRIVING ME NUTS.

i can ask a mod to fix it, seriously, i agree i need to work on my grammar and punctuation too.

may i ask what the plural is?

...stories . No need though it adds charisma to the thread

All plural forms of words ending with "y" convert to "ies" unless the "y" is prefaced with an "e", in which case simply adding an "s" will suffice.

Story - stories
Country - countries

Monkey - monkeys
Donkey - donkeys

I remember when I was quite young my friend and I played an old Rainbow Six game, 3 I think, and in the first mission it took us like 10 attempts to work out that there was a door breach charge, we used to use up all our ammo shooting the door down. Crazy times.

Well, there's always poor Eric and the Dreaded http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html

And I have a few "you ahd to be there" stories...like when my maxed chemistry skill player blew himself, the squads 2.5 ton truck, and the associated gear to smitherines by rolling catastrophic 00's back to back (1 in 10,000 chance? ).

Slipping a note to the DM that my Chaotic Greedy thief was splitting from the party and NOT going into the dragon's treasure room. The dragon came back, smoked the rest of the party while I found a Bag of Holding full of treasure in the dragon's other room

My fairly psychotic ex-special forces character jumping from an airliner with his 'chute that he always wore when flying because the plane was starting to go down. Unfortunatly, the rest of the party landed with the plane 20 miles away and link-up was a bear!

In the original Gears of War there was something you could do with the grenade, I think you could detonate it in your hand or something.

anyway, when people figured this out they created "Suicide Bombing" using the self-detonating grenades.
First time I tried it I blew up the entire opposing team and won the match.


The most epic moment in Red Dead Redemption for me was when I joined a Multiplayer game and noticed three guys grinding for the most wanted achievements at that mountainside fort in Mexico. Being a trolling mood I rode up to the fort all Clint Eastwood style.

and then got blown up by one of the guys on the Cannons.

repeat this bitter defeat about four more times until I finally got close enough to throw dynamite over the wall, killed the Cannon user, burst through the gates, shot the other cannon user on the other side of the fort and put a new window in the head of the last guy before he even pulled out his gun.

t'was epic

I used to do this in CS:S's "gungame" mode.

Two days ago me and my bud were playing MW2, Team Deathmatch on Derail.

It was coming down to the end of the game and he just held down the trigger on the P90, he turned the corner comign out from behind one of the derailed rail carts and started spraying into a building. I was liek "what the hell are you doing,"

Jokingly he said, "winning the game," We got the Final Kill.

Me and my friend were playing Black Ops, Nazi zombies, on Five when were placed in a lobby with two kids. We immediately put on the [censored]tiest British accent we could and continued to troll the [censored] out of them for the next 30 minutes. They eventually convinced themselves that we were australian. The best part was that I managed to get FDR. I would then stand in front of a weapon I couldn't afford and mash the x button. For those who don't know, he whines "But I waaant it."

In Halo 3 multiplayer against one of my friends I stared blankly at a rock and said "Dude, check out this Easter Egg!" only for him to walk over stare at the wall and me barrel tag him with a sniper rifle.

On my very first match of Halo 3, I was placed on a team all by myself while the other team had five people. One of their guys grabbed the gravity hammer and was leading the charge against me while his teammates just ran next to him and didn't shoot at me even though I was running backwards watching them charge me. I noticed that I had two sticky grenades, so I threw one on the hammer carrier and the other on one of the guys on the side. I got a Killtacular as well as the achievements for Triple kill, Overkill, Five sticky kills in a match, and MVP. When I got that Killtacular everyone on the other team said things along the lines of, "This guy may be a noob to Halo, but he's friggin' good."